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Aliantha 12-04-2007 04:01 PM

SG, that's a really shitty break. Hope it's all working again now though. :)

Aliantha 12-04-2007 04:02 PM

oh, and you know what would have made it worse?

If you'd had to do another poo on top of the old one that didn't get flushed the first time.

Thanks the heavens for small mercies huh? ;)

lookout123 12-04-2007 05:45 PM

i just really screwed the pooch. i don't know what i was thinking but i just shredded a REALLY important file that i'm supposed to keep for, like - FOREVER! this is not good.:thepain:

HungLikeJesus 12-04-2007 05:46 PM

Can you put it back together like those Qing vases?

Clodfobble 12-04-2007 05:46 PM

Get out the scotch tape...

Hell, just pull all the pieces off the top of the shred pile and mail them to me, I'll put them back together for a modest fee.

Shawnee123 12-04-2007 05:47 PM

If not, you can get in line at the Chinese Job Fair.

lookout123 12-04-2007 05:48 PM

see, the problem there is that i once had a client freak out about the normal little shredder i was using. so i got one of those fancy shredders so that it would take the whole cast of CSI a season's worth of episodes to unravel...

Clodfobble 12-04-2007 05:50 PM

Pah! You haven't met my OCD. Now it's a challenge! It's cross-shredded at what, like a half-inch long? I mean it, I could put that shit back together.

Shawnee123 12-04-2007 05:51 PM

I've always wondered about the shredders that don't "chad" the paper to death. I mean, given enough time, someone could repair the strip shredder kinds, couldn't they?

Shawnee123 12-04-2007 05:51 PM

That's what I love about you, clod! :) I know you could do it.

Clodfobble 12-04-2007 05:53 PM

Actually, you made me doubt. I've never heard of one that "chads" the paper. I'm assuming there are still flat pieces to work with, otherwise I retract my cockiness. :)

Shawnee123 12-04-2007 05:55 PM

I'm just throwing words out there that don't mean anything, trying to be clever. 5th beer and all...but I really have thought about how it wouldn't be that hard to repair shreds if you were really meticulous, loved puzzles, and were OCD. We have that in common!

Aliantha 12-04-2007 06:52 PM

please don't mention beer :greenface or any other alcoholic beverage

Shawnee123 12-04-2007 07:08 PM

ooops, sorry. ;)

BigV 12-05-2007 01:16 PM

Got word from chaperone (this can't be good, right?) on SonofV's field trip to the roller rink. He fell. He's ok, but when he got up, he left part of his tooth on the deck. Emergency dentist appointment in three hours.


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