Hay, Bruce!
My bad, I was...distracted.
http://www.inquisitr.com/283910/kait...asts-are-fake/

Every time the Nazis raise their ugly head we are reminded by the Jews...

Problems there are if one needs to be reminded.

And problems there could be again.

Nevermind the nipple.

Can you spot the alien?

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I found him. If I knew how I would point him out.

He's in the background by the toilets

Yes he is. You are good.

Silvery-skinned devil.

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Lemonade has gone up.

Just what, not why[/PaulHarvey]:

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Moo.

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I really like that cd-rom storage tower on the desk.

That's it, no more EHOWA for you. :haha:

I'll never stop. Never, I say!

Maybe this was one of those ruin-the-dress photo shoots?:p:

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Yee Haw!!!

You also had some very fine people on both sides there. :smack:

But, but, they were just following orders. :facepalm:

Maybe it's one of them newfangled turnabout's fair play things. Now *he's* wearing the blue outfit.

I hope that was the groom and not the best man! Who named the best man that anyway? Shouldn't he be the second-best man?

It's because the best man is already taken.

Da fuq dis iz? NSFW Language

Da faq wazzat?

she likes dick

I believe she does.

This is bad, so very bad...

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They had to cover the statue. I can't imagine why.

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:eyebrow:

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But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

/amirite?
//slashies!!
///for the win!!!

Yes that's what he said.

I don't think He advocated the passing out of the Loaf of Cock. I mean, he didn't say "Suffer, little children..."

:lol2:

I don't even know what this is.

I know it's Japanese.

I know it's porn(ish).

I know it's absotively, posilutely, beyond the darkest shadow of a doubt, above all, NSFW, or anywhere else.

I dare you.

:3_eyes:

That's sick.

I only made it third of the way.

I only watched parts of it, and decided that it's Bizarre.

Worse that bizarre, pointless and stupid.

You seem angry about it.

Mellow yellow, its just a jello, maybe hello. No anger here. I just told my wife to shut the fuck up.
Since she is deaf as as a post she said, ehhh? Mellow as a jello.

Yesiree Jimmy this is the message for the twenty teens. Tell your wife to shut the fuck up and then get mellow.....as a jello.

I need some music to this.

Moi? Angry? No, disgusted at the waste of time and effort to make that.

NSFW yogurt ( . v . ):

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:ggw:

Hell, she ain't got room for a man...

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...on second thought, she's prolly got plenty of room.

That's not only a lot of buttplugs...That's a lot of big buttplugs.

I don't even want to contemplate how the tall one in the corner is deployed.

I'm Skeered.

Hey, hey, I'm tired of you narrow minded pilgrims thinking you have the right to tell a girls which toy must be used in which orifice.
Back off buttheads, this is the 21st century and a lady has a right to chose her toys and orifices. http://cellar.org/2015/willy_nilly.gif

She reminds of an old Girlfriend.

At least her farts don't make noise. Not even the sound of a gentle breeze.

Optical Illusions - NSFW Edition
 

How about a nice cold glass of penis? Does that sound refreshing, or what?

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Popdigr didn't see it. At all.

I saw it.

I'm not sure I can un-see it.

you guys talk like you've never seen a cocktail before.

yeesh.

Coloring book? do you need more than one crayon?

I know the name Morgan Hastings. I have no idea why.

Sons of Katie Elder?

I bet that's it! I love that movie, seen it dozens of times.

That's gotta be it.

:thumb:

25 cents? Dream on...

That is teh LOL

I could easily mfg my own fill batch.... Might take me.... Five minutes

Make Jack Daniels in 5 minutes? :eek:

Make a bowl full of 50 ml bottles of booze