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Gravdigr 06-27-2018 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1010743)
Make Jack Daniels in 5 minutes? :eek:

I can make it disappear in 5 minutes...And then make it re-appear, a different color, in thirty.:cool:


Is that Single Barrel, the long neck JD bottle on the left of the gum machine?

Gravdigr 06-27-2018 01:07 PM

Also, that pic looks fairly SFW.:stickpoke

Gravdigr 07-24-2018 03:03 PM

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Gravdigr 07-24-2018 03:05 PM

I would have thought it was a Georgia O'Keefe [IhaveforgottenthewordIwanttousehereit'ssomethingliketributebutnottribute] tribute.

BigV 07-25-2018 11:49 AM

Homage

Gravdigr 07-26-2018 03:30 PM

Retrospective, I think.

Maybe.

zippyt 08-01-2018 06:10 PM

Talk about Hooker Advertising , Check this out Glowing Boobs !!!!!!!

xoxoxoBruce 08-01-2018 09:18 PM

Hey Zip, nice to see you!
That will show if they are real or not :haha:

fargon 08-02-2018 08:54 AM

Hi Zippy.

zippyt 08-02-2018 05:11 PM

Howdy folkses , im around just not verry talkative

xoxoxoBruce 08-02-2018 09:38 PM

Just cough, burp, or fart once in awhile so we know you're kicking. :D

zippyt 08-02-2018 10:04 PM

[hp]Cough[/hp]

xoxoxoBruce 08-02-2018 10:42 PM

:lol2: :thumb2:

Undertoad 08-06-2018 02:15 PM

Glowing boob woman has spat with Vice and new anti-white, anti-man NYT columnist Sarah Jeong (medium.com paywall in effect)

I dunno who is right or wrong in Vice vs Boob Woman (I'm guessing Vice)

Clodfobble 08-06-2018 03:21 PM

You're guessing Vice is right, or Vice is wrong?

I'm in the latter camp.

Undertoad 08-06-2018 03:30 PM

I'm guessing that Vice wrote the story they wanted to write, but that it wasn't too far over the top and wouldn't have led to anything until boob woman Wu decided to go the doxxing route.

I mean, fuck Vice, and all...


Clodfobble 08-06-2018 03:53 PM

Yeah, it's hard to say whether the risk is overblown on her end or not. But emails from Vice look to me like a clear promise not to cover those subjects, amd them claiming it was "an ask" instead of "an agreement" is bad faith bullshit.

xoxoxoBruce 09-13-2018 03:38 PM

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Today he'd be fired, probably arrested, and maybe lynched...

zippyt 09-13-2018 08:30 PM

Oh god The TRAUMA counselors !!!!

Diaphone Jim 09-14-2018 11:48 AM

A few times in the past my kids and grand kids have gasped when looking at my 1959 high school yearbook and the picture of the Sportsman Club.
On a school organization photo day, the members had all brought their rifles and/or shotguns to school and were proudly lined up under the flagpole right where the Latin and Chess Clubs had just been.

Diaphone Jim 11-24-2018 07:23 PM

0 for 2 on those two Bruce, according to youtube sensibilities.

I'd say that most cut off foreskins can safely be called "long gone."

xoxoxoBruce 11-24-2018 07:28 PM

What the fuck are you babbling about?

Diaphone Jim 11-25-2018 11:24 AM

Wouldn't you like to know?
Actually I wondered the same thing myself yesterday, but figured WTF.
Somehow a link from yesterday, 11/24/18, lead here.
sorry 'bout that.

xoxoxoBruce 11-25-2018 02:54 PM

No need to apologize I just didn't have a clue what it was about. Apparently you didn't either. :lol:

Gravdigr 11-25-2018 11:07 PM

Well, I know I don't know wtf is going on. As is usually the case.

But, that 'long gone' bit, that was teh funneh.

:D

Gravdigr 11-25-2018 11:49 PM

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Is this what's-in-the-box, or is this a directive?

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I need to know before I take the next step...

xoxoxoBruce 11-26-2018 11:01 PM

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Holiday season calls for parties which means cocktails and finger food...

Gravdigr 11-27-2018 05:25 PM

Well, ya ain't gotta be a dick about it...:lol2:

BigV 11-28-2018 11:37 PM

"Picture this
I'm plate of dicks
Put me to your lips"

Griff 12-19-2018 06:28 AM

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Holiday Camo

fargon 12-19-2018 06:46 AM

Got one.

Gravdigr 12-19-2018 09:58 AM

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Does Santa know you kill things on his plate?

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Love to eat them mousies...
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Gravdigr 01-02-2019 10:36 AM

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Eat a fried dick.

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That's m'new insult right thar.

Gravdigr 01-15-2019 01:55 PM

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Oh settle down they're holding hands:

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xoxoxoBruce 01-17-2019 10:36 PM

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Yes, you go girl...

Gravdigr 01-18-2019 09:45 AM

Big V's gonna want his paddle back.

Gravdigr 02-07-2019 12:52 PM

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I was shocked:

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BigV 02-07-2019 08:04 PM

"It's cold!"

"Yeah, deep too."

zippyt 02-07-2019 09:25 PM

"Damn the rocks on the bottom are SHARP !!!"

xoxoxoBruce 02-08-2019 01:00 AM

Those are Kidney stones.

Gravdigr 02-08-2019 12:55 PM

I thought it was her pancreas.

Gravdigr 02-08-2019 02:23 PM

:eek:

http://cellar.org/img/myass.gif

fargon 02-08-2019 03:10 PM

Just because you can do a thing, don't mean you have to.

zippyt 02-08-2019 09:13 PM

http://naughtybits.us/page/5/

zippyt 02-08-2019 09:36 PM

the taser

Gravdigr 02-09-2019 11:27 AM

This one?

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Mark K met a girl in the park the other evening. Mark says, “There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at his feet. As we lay making love, Mark thought These taser guns are well worth the money”.

Gravdigr 02-09-2019 11:50 AM

Jumping On The Grenade


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Big Sarge 02-12-2019 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1025422)
Jumping On The Grenade


LOL. That's Trailer Trash Tammy and she has some hilarious videos!

Gravdigr 02-12-2019 09:39 PM

I thought she looked familiar. I assumed I'd seen her on some tv show, or maybe in a movie. I'll check her out.

Gravdigr 02-13-2019 12:17 PM

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Gravdigr 02-18-2019 09:06 PM

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Must have been a Poopy Brothers concert:

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Idk if it was a competition, or sheer necessity.

Gravdigr 02-20-2019 11:45 AM

This was chuckle-worthy:


BigV 02-20-2019 09:26 PM

"It's an interesting point. Come on."

Gravdigr 02-21-2019 01:45 PM

There's several Pulp Fiction - Something Else mash-ups out there.

Clodfobble 02-21-2019 05:33 PM

I like to imagine that Quentin Tarantino is creating them all himself, snickering alone in his boxers with all the lights off.

Gravdigr 03-04-2019 01:24 PM

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Now here's some romantic music:

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BigV 03-04-2019 03:45 PM

Lots of vibrato in that piece.

Gravdigr 03-04-2019 10:00 PM

...and tremble-oh.


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