There's almost no rest

It's like that for some.

Not me...:sadpace:

In the key of D flat? They won't make any music that way.
It should be in F sharp.
...and how impersonal. Not one fermata.

Ya can just grab 'em by the bass clef.

With a 100%, totally straight face...



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That is very good advice!

I'd go so far as to keep 'em in separate rooms.

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Apologies if that last one is a repost, also apologies for the pic dump all over teh Cellar.

'Pics for The Cellar' folder is empty now.

I used to do service calls for a furniture company and always liked when I had to go check out some lady's chest, or adjust her drawers.

Funniest thing I've seen in a while:



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Don't ask me, I ain't got the first clue.

I'm permanently Damaged.

Well, Idk about you, but, I know I've learned something today:

Fucking life is complicated.

I *applaud* the video creator. I'm not the target audience, but I'm an ally. I do not feel like or sympathize with homophobes (not this subject, I understand), but similarly, transphobia is a learned response and I strongly believe it is wrong.

Not really.

But we are really, really good at complicating it.

A distinction without a difference.

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Hell, I can't tell if it's SFW, or not...

I hope it doesn't sneeze.

or fart

This girl is absolutely incredible, she hardly touches the floor.
Nothing bounces, nothing jiggles, rock solid but not bulging like some body builders.

https://psychoactivelectricity.tumbl...t/184653346378

I couldn't decide which part of her to watch...

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N. S. F. W.



Catchy as fuck tho.

Made it five seconds...

I'll take your word for it.

Those guys looked like chicks.:angel:

2 are stone ugly but I think the makeup has a lot to do with that.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!

http://cellar.org/img/pumpkinfamily.jpg

Just because this thread has been dormant for two months, here is the rest of the set

source: some shitposting account on twitter

http://cellar.org/img/pumpkinfamily2.jpg

http://cellar.org/img/pumpkinfamily3.jpg

http://cellar.org/img/pumpkinfamily4.jpg

Punkin slime in yer ass crack. Better than gourd seeds in your cooter I guess.

Mom's wearing a granny-punkin...

Now, whose idea was it?

Only one ya can't vote for is the toddler.

Mom's idea. Gotta be.

Number two is NSFW (or just about anywhere else).

If only it had been posted in a thread clearly marked NSFW...

BTW, why aren't the other pics NSFW, Jim? All four pics are essentially the same as far as content, what makes pic number 2 so much more NSFW than the other three pics that you felt compelled to call it out?

I figured they were all NSFW, cos most bosses at a workplace would probably take notice and wonder WTF you're looking at.

And now... the ANSWER IS... It was Dad's idea. And they've done it for years!

https://www.halifaxtoday.ca/local-ne...-viral-1756065

Dad did strike me as a little too happy to be going along.

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Third time asking, btw.

Ow! OW!! FUCKING OW!!!!!

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"Third time asking, btw."

I know that, but I have had trouble explaining things to you in the past and am hoping another Cellarite will answer for me.

I'd like to help you out, Jim, but I'll be honest, I don't see much difference. Maybe because the dad's hands-on-hips pose is more aggressive, with his pelvis facing the kid? That said, it's fine if you feel that way. Grav is sensitive about NSFW pictures because he got called out pretty harshly for posting some way back when. Let's all sing Kumbaya.

Well, it looks like that gal could be grabbin' ass (or somethin')!

It's the only picture in which the gal isn't holding onto her gourds (the tease).

BTW, what happened to the little girl's right foot?

Yeah, when I asked you to explain something, you wouldn't or couldn't. The trouble you have had in the past, and currently, it seems, is your inability/refusal to answer a fairly simple question. The question being, basically, "What did you mean?".

You're hoping another Dwellar will explain what you meant? I think you're hoping another Dwellar will come up with an option you can glom onto and say "Yeah, that's it, that's what I meant.", because you don't know and don't wanna say "I don't know, I spoke outta my ass."

I speak outta my ass quite often. Not the end of the world. But then I say "I don't know why I said that. Spoke outta my ass, I reckon."

If I didn't do that, people would think I literally did not know wtf I was talking about. Or that I could not explain my own line of thinking. And sometimes I can't, also quite often.

Asking someone else to tell ya what yer thinking was...Good grief.:facepalm:

And FTR, I didn't say, and don't think, there's anything wrong with him feeling any way about the group of pics (that I don't think are NSFW, which is beside the point).

I simply asked him why he felt that way about the one pic, and not the others. I thought it was a pretty damn simple question.

I reckon I was wrong.

It looks like her hand and wrist are inside the pumpkin, giving him a hand. Job.

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He gunna have a spunky punkin'.

He will have bored his gourd.

His squash will be awash.

Maybe she'll gulp his pulp

Maybe she'll jack-o'-lantern him off.

I wouldn't know about punkins.
They raise watermelons where I come from.

She's trying to roast his seeds?

In the first version above, their eight-year-old daughter is looking on, making it obscene in my view and not suitable for work or any other forum.
Of course, it may have been unintentional, but the obvious result should never have been posted.

i don't agree. It's just an illusion that she's reaching in. the child is not looking at them, she's facing the camera. no foul. you lose a time out.