anyone there?

i wanna know why cicero is never in chat anymore

It's because you're a liar. You liar.

Callin all chatters! No liars please.

Dana, come back...

I's back...

tits mcgee is on vacation

bump

@ Flint. I just watched that clip. :lol:

I love Saturday mormons!

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

Ohmigod that's so funny! I am going to make all my friends watch Mormon Jesus

Having encouraged the Jehovah's Witnesses (by admitting to be Christian) my Mum is always out when they call!

And it's really hard to be rude to them, because it's an older woman in a motorised wheelchair, and a handsome young man (a different one every week).

I know they're not Mormons, but I might have to start singing Mormon Jesus to put them offski. You'd think they'd seen enough of my bedhead to last them an eternity though.

I liked the Witnesses that used to visit me in Coatesville - they were always super polite and friendly dried-up little old black men. They were funny and liked to coo at the babies and seemed to hand out their pamphlets as an afterthought. It was the teenage Baptists that would demand to know if I was ok with dying that second and other rude questions that got the "are you fucking kidding me with this shit" door slam routine.

never trust anyone under 30