Quite right.
I don't trust them.

I'd fuck them though (the men not the cripple) if they'd only turn up alone.

And no, I don't believe in hell any more.

The party is started.No missionary mormons please.

There were witnesses or someone like them knocking on my door this morning. I peeked and saw it wasn't someone I know and mumbled "I don't think so" and didn't answer the door. This incident was the second one this week. I think they are trying to prey on the older people in this neighborhood.

I suppose I should give them a chance and then politely say "no thank you" but I'm thinking a No Solicitors sign would be better. Do religious folks consider themselves solicitors?

Then again it's private property so I could also get them shunned.

How about a Fuck Off sign?

That could work.

Open the door, pepper spray, close door.

Ouch!

I'm not sorry about your toe

Well I am. My toe never did nothin' to you. grumble.

Good grief my dong is none of your concern young ladies! be gentle, my boys are sensitive!

Au contraire monsieur Bullitt, au contraire.



@ Sundae: Calling sundae, calling sundae. Calling sundae a no chat whore!

Is we the only peeps here?

Umm...well V is present but not present.

I'm there chick

Hallo? *looks around* uh...Helloo!!