Thank you my good man, but, I'm no father.

Hope you had a good one yerownself!

Yes, Virginia, there really is a Batman...and he can't drive for shit.

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I'd be pissed if some jerk batman wannabe slammed into me while tooling around town, but years later I'd have a good laugh over it. I mean, wtf?

I'd have to take a picture of it for sure.

Lol!! Yeah, I'd be like "WTF, man?! Why don't you try to drive, ya dumb bastard, instead of trying to look all Batmanny and shit?! Smile!"

As a carnivore-style shopper, I find this appealing.

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As a pushy, deceptive man who is proud of my moustache, I take exception to that last gag there.

You're assuming it's Batman's fault, whereas Insurance companies have shown people that drive customs like that are more careful and have less accidents.

Is that actuarial assessment reflected in lower premiums? Is there a contrary factor driving up premiums based on the higher replacement/repair value of the customs? We beater-drivers want to know.

Yes, much lower. There are several companies specializing in collector cars.

"After struggling laboriously to defeat the Joker, the Penguin and Catwoman, Batman decided a simpler approach was called for in the case of the Green Lancer".

Interesting. But I believe it.

Interesting. But I believe it.

I'm not going to buy anything from Flint now.
Just to prove I am still young at heart.

(whereas really I'd go for the jellybeans)

Are you desperate too?

In Texas, that's pronounced "desperaDO".

And the answer's probably yes.