Good for the deer. When people talk about hunting as a sport, I tell them to go out in a loincloth with a flint knife and bring me a lion.

Now that would be a sport.

I'll go fetch you one with a sharp stick and some string, is that good enough?

just go to the zoo, its like shooting lions in a cage. in fact its exactly like shooting lions in a cage,

OK this could go one of two ways. Trade your kiddy in for maybe a better behaved one or maybe you wanted a little girl instead of a little boy :lol:

"the new sign looks great! the colours really make it lo...umm... excuse me, im pretty sure i ordered a space."
"oh im sorry, silly me! i never even gave it a thought, you'll be getting parents from all over town now thinking you sell clothes."

i dont care what you say, id still go her.

Ok, this is a picture I drew in Microsoft paint...I think it qualifies as WTF.

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Here's another...


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and another....

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That should be "suppository." Took me the longest time to get it.

Yeah, I didn't think it looked right either, but I guess I was just too damn lazy to check the correct spelling

You know you'd be the first one I'd call.

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Should I be scared?

As always, be sure he hasn't got both his hands on your shoulders.:eek: