I wonder if hosing off that concrete would be tampering with evidence?

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. (AP) — Police investigating the theft of clothing and jewelry from a southern Illinois boutique say they arrested a woman after she posted Facebook photos of herself wearing one of the stolen items.

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Without the safeguards of civilization, she'd be dead in a week.

You're talking about me again, aren't you?

Get a load of this fucking idiot. Man, this guy loves himself like no woman ever will.



Man, I'm glad this guy was here to tell me everything that's wrong with America. Without him, who'd a-known?

Thank God for conceited, convinced, stuck-up, judgmental, fucking assholes. Where would we be without them?

Wow. Dude really likes himself.

How many times do you think he watched that video after he shot it? Just admiring himself, slowly drinking form that coffee mug.

You mean til he stopped beating off to it?

:lol2:

He makes money every time you play it. Don't play it.

I got about 30 seconds in and had to stop watching. He was just tooo irritating and I was annoyed that he had appropriated Williams for whatever his cause is.

Don't suppose someone could give me a summary of his main point?

Here is his main point:

I am a superior being.

Translated: the man is an asshole. And he drinks coffee in a meaningful way and likes to use one-handed air quotes.

Prototypical douchebag.

Me.
I'm at a meet & greet for a group who I sort of know about half of them and talking to a guy I don't remember seeing before but may have.
Out of the picture window I see a woman coming across the parking lot. She is pretty, but beyond that, beautiful in that she's dressed to the nines, impeccably coiffed, perfect make-up, all the feminine tricks except photoshop.

So I say, "Whoa, I hope she's the entertainment."

He says, "That's my wife."

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Awesome.

But what happened next, Bruce?

How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?