My posts ARE meanigful. See these posts? Look at these posts. I don't know how much more meanigful you could get.

And many parts of them are edible.

Mmmmmm edible....mmmmm

I couldn't vote for you, IM - you don't have enough posts. Though I thought about nominating Shawnee for a couple.

I've forgotten who I am? Who am I?

Having an identity crisis,

Infi

This one is for infinite monkey and Happy Monkey:



Sorry, it's in French.

We always called it the Ute Center (the juvenile detention center) at the nuthouse because of that.

For the Aussies ... they're called SUVs (Sport Utility Vehicles) here in the states, because taxation and registration is different for trucks, which is what they really are. Import tariffs are different too. That's how I understand it anyway, jim can confirm.

No it isn't. You fool me, you fooler.

Very fooled,

Infini Singe

Does Australia really exist? How many of us have really seen it? I think they made the whole country up. Come on now, giant hopping rabbits with pouches??

Seriously!

Yo, I am from Philadelphia. We wear backwards caps and say "yo" to both begin and end sentences, yo. Yo, we eat water ice for dinner and throw D batteries at all visiting sports teams. Aiyyo, oaty, get your fuckin' meat down here for our wawa sammiches! Ey, ey, I'm fuckin' dyin' ovah heah!

Ugh, too much beer!

Glad to see you back, Sarge!

It's a little known fact that Beldar and Prymatt can trace their ancestry back to 18th century rural
Pennsylvania.

I didn't know they were vampires

I grew up in Chicago but live in Philadelphia. I wear my beloved sports team jerseys and get beaten up regularly as I walk down the street.

Good sir,
The Society of Friends will be sponsoring a cattle drive to your fair city in these coming weeks. One of the community, a certain Hiram Evans, is a prince in his home country and has many cattle suitable for the cheese steak market. We can transfer these many cattle to your stockade, but need subsidy to undertake the venture. Being a prince, Hiram would normally finance this from his own vast wealth. Unfortunately, an assayer is necessary to value his gold holdings and nonesuch is available in the wilds of Penn's Woods. If you would forward by red indian a sum of 40 dollars, Hiram will guarantee you first choice of the 100 head of low-line cattle specially raised for the cheese steak market.

yours,
Oaty McGriff Esq.