You're still behind Gilbert Gottfried:eek:

Bike accident saves life!
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=14786306

if it's incurable, how is he cancer-free after treatment?

Oh and I had an acquantance who had a sporting injury which revealed a rare/unusual bone cancer. He felt fine. He died within a year as a result of the aggressive chemotherapy and subsequent weak immune system, not the goddamn cancer.

Ya gotta love this:


TOPEKA, Kan. -- Police in Topeka, Kan., say one holdup suspect's unique outfit made it easy enough to find her - because she showed up hours later wearing the same clothes to watch the city's St. Patrick's Day Parade.

Radio station WIBW-AM reports the 26-year-old woman was taken into custody Thursday afternoon after an officer spotted her watching the parade along a downtown street.

Authorities believe she entered a convenience store around 3:30 that morning holding a screwdriver and demanding money from a clerk.

Surveillance tape showed her leaving the store in a bright blue warm-up suit with a broad yellow stripe - the same attire the officer noticed along the parade route hours later.

Cavity search produces over 50 bags of heroin, say police
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I hope she said "keep the change."

And if they had found the car keys, they could have driven out.

Yay Scranton!

Wedding cake is lifesize replica of the bride

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/23/br...-like-herself/

So everyone gets to eat the bride before the groom does?

Well the groom's name is Innocent....

The cake took 5 weeks to make -how stale is that going to be?

The bride doesn't look too happy, and the groom's left arm is like 6 feet long to reach around her waist like that.

WTF? What is up with that arm? Is it the camera angle?

I would like a cake made to look like me, then I'll jump out of that cake. We'll call it "art."

Hideous!