Name Your Little Friend (Possibly NSFW)
 

Okay...you know you've all got one...especially you dudes. And I've known a few ladies who had a really, really nice one. What am I talking about? Why, a name for your genitals, of course.

No self-respecting male that I've yet met, under the influence of sufficient quantities of alcohol, would admit that he'd never named his trouser snake. My first lay called her little muffin "Megan", and cursed her when things weren't going well.

So...how 'bout ya'll? I'll even start things off by telling you that I've saddled my moisture missle with the gothic, monstrous eponym of "Igor". You know...hides in dark places, prefers dank, fuzzy surroundings, slips in and out of tight nooks quickly and almost silently. Seemed logical.

Now, if I could just get him to say, "Yes, Master..."

Some guy I know called his Lord Silly

I know a guy that calls his "him", it always weirds me out....I always think of the weirdo from Silence of the Lambs.

I imagine him in bed saying "You will take him in your mouth". :worried:

I dont have a name for my girlie bits, the boys at work call *her* "woozza", please dont ask why they have a name for my girlie bits.

Why do they have a name for your girly bits ducks?

I have never felt the urge to personify my equipment with a name.

I did hear a female comedian, whose name I can't remember, use "Snap the Wonder Clam".

me either

Nope, no name for my equipment.

The worst thing I have ever heard is 'front bottom' for well , you know what .

"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

lmao...where in the world did you get those names from?

Never named my reproductive organs, but at some point in college my boobs got named Phobos and Deimos...

How did that happen? It hardly sounds complimentary.

Interesting Nickname....why?



Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus...


Yada..

Ducks... referring the appendage in the third person ... creepy ... yeaahhh ok, it kinda reminds me of Bob Dole (and by association the Viagra Ads...) ... or could it be Gollum my precioussssss...


The other question is why did the boys at work name your bits... did your bits answer when they called? :D