The Guests that read these:
 

For example......

Currently Active Users: 1085 (14 members and 1071 guests)




What a remarkable crew.


Cheeers?

I mean "Cheers!"

What are a thousand guests doing in real life at this time?

PA uni students killing time?

Social scientists gathering data?

You people (Guests) are interesting.... Ya should inform us about what's going on.


Thanks,
me.

Of course, the catch is that they have to register to answer, and once they register, they are no longer guests. They become Dwellars, like you and I.

True dat, Mr Glatt,

so let's let "Guest #1" answer this quarry... Or maybe "Guest #989" ...

(hint you don't have to have a registered "real Name"... just pick a number)

YOU'RE

YOU'RE FREAKED

lol..... that mayhap summed up two of ems' thoughts.

You're freaked out by the lurkers, too?


Yo........what the hell happenend there? i lost control of my schmizzles, and the framitization was interrupted

I think you might have gotten guestiated,

... 'tis common when common folk get "visited" by alien voyerisms....

(of course, i only heard.... i never peeped and told)

I have 1072 browsers open to The Cellar, but only one of them is logged on.

hi im new here, i like lurker in the cellar. you people are very funny and entertaining.

do you read the name of the person posting before the post or vice versa?

schmizzles is funny

I don't like lurkers either.

yes I do


Can I be happy?

Hmmmmmmm, I got a strange suspicion that the Guests are here mainly for the pics....

for example: Currently Active Users: 947 (7 members and 940 guests)

and something like 740 of em are checking out the "image of the day"

It's the most popular section of the Cellar.

Exactly. I just got linked here to see the airbase urfoaming.

By the way, I'm very surprised this account name wasn't taken.
Edit: and no, this isn't anyone who's been to this site before (to my knowledge)

well. how cool for you. it is a prestigious name to hold. if you ever wander away, or decide that you don;t want to participate, would you please announce the password to the account so that we can use it anonymously?

Sure. No problem there. Though I'm sure you could just ask the admin.

Well, he probably wouldn't do it without your permission, which you obviously wouldn't give if you'd wandered off never to return.

But don't start thinking that we want to run you off as soon as you get here, just to nab your nifty username! Welcome to the Cellar.

God that's a sweet username! You clever, clever person.

I too am here via some other site that brought me to that airbase foaming incident and liked what I saw so I may stick around. As you can tell by my post count that I am just out of the guest phase. BTW that airbase foam thingy was pretty trippy.


T

welcome trexxx. check out the rest of the forums and threads. plenty of interesting pictures both funny and just artsy. plus if you want to start an argument for join one theres a forum for everything.

NO, THERE ISN'T

Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse

I was linked to the foam pictures via www.questionablecontent.net - if you like good webcomics and/or indie music, give it a read. Good stuff.

ive had just about enough from you LJ. the only reason youre starting an argument is because in every argument, someone has to be wrong. and since i was right, you started an argument. but if you didnt start the argument because you were wrong then i would have to argue the right point until the argument ended with the right or wrong side finishing the argument. now you cant argue with that

*munches popcorn, knocks back a brewskie, and waits for more*

Admittedly, I also arrived here from QC. Does Jeph ever post here or is he just a lurker too?

(hahahahahahahah the QC link was funny)

HEY, there are no LURKERS, only the enlightened.

(ooops, my bad)

Jeph, please call Ibram.... he doesn't know what to with that "brown bag of stuff" you left at the bus station.

YES I CAN

*uncaps new tennis ball canister of Pringles "Salt and Vinegar Chips" *

*chomp
chomp*

ummm...errr...TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

swish!

swish = rolling Cognac around glass or inside mouth

I thought "swish" was when the basketball goes through without touching the hoop, but you hear it pass through the net.

In most cases, Wolf, but that one was crinoline petticoats, I'm sure.;)

i think that might be more of a wooosh or a swoosh.. depending on how much 'net' it catches.

and mmmm.. some cognac would just about do the trick right about now...

just picture fry from futurama saying swish and making the motion of "shooting some hoops"

I see words like "futurayadas" and "shooting hoops" I start to thinking of Hanoi Jane prancing throughout the planets in Barbarella.



But wait.... We could send Jane to Iraq to negotiate the release of IRAQ hostages, and replace that swoosh with:

Drew Barrymore... as new Barabrella


(although some peeps think Elizabeth Hurley would swoosh more betta)

that made...no sense.

Got linked here to view the wonderful story about Mississippi's outlawing of sex toys. As with any site, the Cellar probably recruits a lot of its membership through guests surfing the site after they've read the article that they got them in through the front door[or in this case, the coal hole].

quick undertoad! pull back on the rod, we got another one hooked! ooo this ones a kiwi, better throw him back, they dont taste too good.

sorry billy, but i wouldnt feel very australian if i didnt say something mean to a new zealander. but you do have nice alps