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Flint 06-05-2006 08:17 AM

your thoughts on 06/06/06
 
...and remember...there are no stupid questions...

Happy Monkey 06-05-2006 08:48 AM

Movies don't usually open on Tuesdays.

skysidhe 06-05-2006 08:52 AM

The expiration date printed on the packaged shrimp I ate last week.

Spexxvet 06-05-2006 09:35 AM

It's the number of the beast. The prophecies in Revelations will be fulfilled and it will be the end of civilization as we know. At least for Christians. ;)

glatt 06-05-2006 10:08 AM

I was raised a Catholic. I was never taught by anyone in the Church that 666 had any significance at all. Hollywood was the only one to teach me that.
It's just a number. And 666 does not equal June 6, 2006 anyway.

Flint 06-05-2006 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
At least for Christians.

Hey, wouldn't it be great if that rapture thingee took them all away, so they'd leave the rest of us the fuck alone? Maybe we could get Pat Robertson to offer a Rapture Cruise, to the moon! Upon arriving the super-deluxe-holy would be dropped off in the non-atmosphere environment and they could pray for Jeebus to save them. Meanwhile, Pat's pocketbook gets fatter -it's a win/win/win!

Happy Monkey 06-05-2006 10:14 AM

Code:

666
+666
----
1332
- 66
- 66
- 66
----
1134

(read it upside down on a calculator)

BigV 06-05-2006 10:42 AM

release date of the remake of "The Omen"

:shivers:

Skunks 06-05-2006 12:12 PM

Ex girlfriend's birthday. Seems kind of fitting.

wolf 06-05-2006 12:18 PM

A guy I knew in college used to justify his belief that he was the son of the devil based on his birthdate being 6/6/66 ... He didn't seem bothered by the extra six.

I think the 6/6/06 stuff is a load of hooey, but it does seem to be a good date for the latest terrorist attack. Very memorable.

Spexxvet 06-05-2006 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
Hey, wouldn't it be great if that rapture thingee took them all away, so they'd leave the rest of us the fuck alone? Maybe we could get Pat Robertson to offer a Rapture Cruise, to the moon! Upon arriving the super-deluxe-holy would be dropped off in the non-atmosphere environment and they could pray for Jeebus to save them. Meanwhile, Pat's pocketbook gets fatter -it's a win/win/win!

Then the real party can get going!

Don't forget it will be the 62 anniversary of D-DAY.

SteveBsjb 06-05-2006 02:11 PM

How should I know what my thoughts will be on 06/06/06? What am I, a futurist or something?

Bullitt 06-05-2006 02:51 PM

Well its already 6/6/06 in Australia.. and no reports of mass soul consuming by the devil there so i think we'll be fine. Plus we already got through 6/6/1906 ;)

Angels vs. Devil Rays game tomorrow!

Kagen4o4 06-05-2006 08:00 PM

i didnt even realise until i saw this thread. seems like a very nice day out there. but im hungover so im not going outside for a while

xoxoxoBruce 06-05-2006 08:08 PM

Doesn't count until it gets to the Devils lair......Washington, DC. :D

footfootfoot 06-05-2006 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
Well its already 6/6/06 in Australia.. and no reports of mass soul consuming by the devil there so i think we'll be fine. Plus we already got through 6/6/1906 ;)

Angels vs. Devil Rays game tomorrow!

I was gonna make a crack about ozzys not having souls to consume, but it seemed lie too much effort. you are on your own

Happy Monkey 06-05-2006 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Doesn't count until it gets to the Devils lair......Washington, DC. :D

http://static.flickr.com/16/23048802_c9a42bce78.jpg

Kitsune 06-05-2006 10:00 PM

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wolf 06-06-2006 12:31 AM

If today isn't CapnHowdy's birthday, it should be.

Tonchi 06-06-2006 12:53 AM

Today, for the first time, I heard a Hispanic psychic say something that made sense. She made the very obvious statement that the world's calendar has been changed so many times that it would require a computer to know if the date 6/6/6 had actually arrived. (This was significant to me because Hispanic psychics are not known for making rational statements about anything and they talk about flying saucers (OVNIs) too much :rolleyes: ) So for all those doomsayers and religious hysterics, go back and check the JULIAN calendar, which was in effect at the time Revelations was written. Or maybe it was written by a Jew, in which case you are going to have to figure out how to get the "sign of the Beast" from their numbering system.

Ibby 06-06-2006 02:15 AM

It's no longer IDoSlayer, it's just International Day of Metal now.

SteveBsjb 06-06-2006 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonchi
Today, for the first time, I heard a Hispanic psychic say something that made sense. She made the very obvious statement that the world's calendar has been changed so many times that it would require a computer to know if the date 6/6/6 had actually arrived.

Maybe the devil had a hand in "correcting" the calendar multiple times to make certain this day aligned itself with the pinnacle of his power. He "helped" re-align the with the stars and the timeline that matched the birthing of the BEAST!

Hagar 06-06-2006 07:05 AM

Well, it's 10pm here, so if the Antichrist is gonna put in an appearance he/she/it'd better get a move on.







...hang on, did anyone notice Paris' new (music) video got a big fat airing on breakfast TV on Oz today.

Coincidence?

Kitsune 06-06-2006 08:07 AM

My satellite radio's display wished me a "Happy 666!" when I started the car this morning. (Metal station, of course.)

skysidhe 06-06-2006 09:34 AM

I am going to smile and put all the looneys at ease today.

I am going secretly, quietly , mentally check the escape routes or think about how many kids I can squish under a desk because I think our biggest enemy is ourselves.
( human kind )

[there has been threats to our citys schools today but I am not afraid .only got to put my three eyes on]:3eye:

I think evil only lurks in the hearts of men. I'll take my chances with the devil instead.

Everyone have a very nice 666 day.

SteveBsjb 06-06-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hagar
Well, it's 10pm here, so if the Antichrist is gonna put in an appearance he/she/it'd better get a move on.

Everyone knows the Devil is American.

Ibby 06-06-2006 10:55 AM

11:57 PM, 6/6/06.

...Well, we had a thunderstorm, that's about it.

Antichrist? No, just anticlimax.

MaggieL 06-06-2006 03:08 PM

Everybody seems to have overlooked the fact that if 6/6/'06 actually is an antichristianly significant day, the relevant day actually occurred 13 days ago. You missed it.

Happy Monkey 06-06-2006 03:17 PM

Unless the Devil caused the calendar change in order to give himself a few more days of prep time.

xoxoxoBruce 06-06-2006 05:10 PM

Don't you people ever go to the movies? Rosemary's baby? The Seed? The anti-Christ doesn't bust down the door, kick ass and take souls. Just born today...gotta grow a little.....hell, it took Jesus 30 years to get the ball rolling. :thepain3:

limey 06-06-2006 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
.....hell, it took Jesus 30 years to get the ball rolling. :thepain3:

:lol2:

Kagen4o4 06-06-2006 07:29 PM

if it wasnt for jesus we wouldnt have to worry about the anti-christ in the first place.

BigV 06-07-2006 01:38 PM

Yesterday.

capnhowdy 06-07-2006 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
If today isn't CapnHowdy's birthday, it should be.

not my birthday, but I did take a day off and puked on a couple of priests....;)

Elspode 06-07-2006 10:46 PM

Is it too late for me to say that I think the world is going to end on 6-6-06?

Undertoad 06-07-2006 11:02 PM

The next one comes around 2106. Good luck.

Kagen4o4 06-07-2006 11:02 PM

no, theres still 2106

Tonchi 06-07-2006 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveBsjb
Maybe the devil had a hand in "correcting" the calendar multiple times to make certain this day aligned itself with the pinnacle of his power. He "helped" re-align the with the stars and the timeline that matched the birthing of the BEAST!

Well, then as Maggie said, it still happened on a different date. Not only has Western civilization dropped entire blocks of days out of the calendar on several occasions, but the number of months and the number of days in a month have been rearranged according to the ego of whoever was in power at the time. Napoleon even started the entire calendar over from scratch, and there were many who thought HE was the antichrist anyway. If anybody had a calendar in effect which was both totally accurate at the time of the writing of Revelations and still exists unchanged, it was/is the Maya of Mezo-America. Unfortunately, however, they were not counting down for the Second Comming of the Christians' savior. (Unless you happen to be Mormon and intend to squash the Maya civilization and its accomplishments into your own mold and claim that they, too, witnessed the resurected Jesus and by rejecting him doomed themselves to extinction in the New World of the Hebrews.)

Tse Moana 06-08-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
The next one comes around 2106. Good luck.

If we're still there at that point :) According to the Maya's the world will end on December 22 or 23, 2012...

:D

Kagen4o4 06-08-2006 04:57 PM

according to [insert some name here] the world will end on [insert your birthday 3 years from now]! how amazing is that! and its all true too!

we will live until then. australian scientists have just used stem cells to make a beating heart.

capnhowdy 06-09-2006 01:25 PM

But they'll have to test it on kangeroos for 73 years and then send it to US to perfect and market.

Kagen4o4 06-10-2006 01:26 AM

wont work in the US, your hearts are made of cholesterol.

Spexxvet 06-10-2006 08:26 AM

It's a shame that the world ended on June 6. I miss everyone. :sniff:

Rock Steady 06-17-2006 01:19 PM

I had a great job interview on 6/6/6. It was my lucky day; I got a great offer and took the job.

I'm looking forward to my birthday on 7/7/7.

TiddyBaby 06-17-2006 01:30 PM

Im a lil tardy,

can we do this next yr?

jinx 06-17-2006 01:31 PM

My son was born on 8/11 weighing 8lbs 11oz - at 8:00pm :neutral:

Gwennie! 06-17-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx
My son was born on 8/11 weighing 8lbs 11oz - at 8:00pm :neutral:

You messed that up. You couldn't wait 11 minutes? :3eye:

jinx 06-17-2006 01:52 PM

I blame everyone else for being impatient with me.... yelling PUSH! PUSH!
screwed up my timing...

Trilby 06-17-2006 02:21 PM

Why do people think it's a good idea to yell at a woman in labor? The whole 'push! push!' thing is a bit rich. What do they THINK she's doing, huh?

lumberjim 06-17-2006 02:21 PM

Quote:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/_t...o/topbul1d.gif
1000-JAN-1: Many Christians in Europe had predicted the end of the world on this date. As the date approached, Christian armies waged war against some of the Pagan countries in Northern Europe. The motivation was to convert them all to Christianity, by force if necessary, before Christ returned in the year 1000. Meanwhile, some Christians had given their possessions to the Church in anticipation of the end. Fortunately, the level of education was so low that many citizens were unaware of the year. They did not know enough to be afraid. Otherwise, the panic might have been far worse than it was. Unfortunately, when Jesus did not appear, the church did not return the gifts. Serious criticism of the Church followed. The Church reacted by exterminating some heretics.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/_t...o/topbul1d.gif1284: Pope Innocent III computed this date by adding 666 years onto the date the Islam was founded.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl2.htm

Kagen4o4 06-17-2006 07:38 PM

lol, christians caused the black plague because they killed cats.

capnhowdy 06-18-2006 07:39 PM

no worries, mate.

they were cat killing christians.

Spexxvet 06-19-2006 08:49 AM

were they killing Christian cats?

capnhowdy 06-19-2006 01:32 PM

There are no christian cats.

Spexxvet 06-19-2006 02:21 PM

ARe you telling me that Shadow and Purry are not in heaven? :sniff:

Happy Monkey 06-19-2006 03:01 PM

Every cat is a god of its own heaven.

calabasa 06-19-2006 06:23 PM

just a number

rkzenrage 06-22-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Is it too late for me to say that I think the world is going to end on 6-6-06?

Nope, just ask the Calvinists.

Shawnee123 06-22-2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy
There are no christian cats.

When I was in 2nd grade, my cat was run over and I rode with it in the back of the car to the vet. It had to be put to sleep and it was very traumatic. When I finally stopped crying a few days later, I went back to school. I told the nun what happened and said it was OK because mommy said Cinders would go to heaven. Sister French Fry (that's what we called her) rather yelled "Animals don't have souls. Animals don't go to heaven."

Needless to say my mom ripped her a new one.

Which is why we say "recovering" catholic rather than "lapsed" catholic!:sniff:

Crimson Ghost 06-26-2006 03:47 AM

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Every cat is a god of its own heaven.



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