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slang 06-20-2006 03:21 PM

Texas Catfish
 
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There is a pond here that has some pretty good sized catfish in it. I've taken some decent photos of them but this computer will not allow me to resize the photos into posting range.

This one is a bit over 2 feet long and weighs in at about 12 lbs. It was caught and released last week but I wasnt there to get the photo.

barefoot serpent 06-20-2006 03:24 PM

are those slices of Wonder bread for bait?

slang 06-20-2006 03:33 PM

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The arrow here shows the fin on the catfish. It's swimming into the weeds to scoop up a bait cracker that is floating on the surface.

slang 06-20-2006 03:37 PM

The catfish likes.....

saltine crackers
chocolate covered graham crackers (from Walmart )
cheap azz dried soup in a cup (forget the name but it's popular)

slang 06-20-2006 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
are those slices of Wonder bread for bait?


No. He's not THAT big. Scary thought though.

slang 06-20-2006 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang
..I've taken some decent photos of them but this computer will not allow me to resize the photos into posting range....


Might just as well not even take photos until I get my own f**king laptop.

JFCA. What a third world POS this is. No effing memory..no processor speed...not even the simplest of bundled programs functional.

:rattat: :rattat: :rattat:

Over and out from Texas.

xoxoxoBruce 06-20-2006 06:10 PM

Why don't you email them to somebody to resize and return to you?:confused:

slang 06-21-2006 01:41 PM

Great idea Bruce. :blush:

Trilby 06-21-2006 02:15 PM

I'm not seeing the fish.


Where's da fish?

slang 06-21-2006 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
I'm not seeing the fish. Where's da fish?

It's busy eating a Big Mac that I tossed into the lake. I let him use my phone the other day. We're getting to be good friends. We've already had the "no one drives my car" talk, just to set some boundries here.

Seriously, That first photo shows it better than the second. It's frustrating that there are several good sized shots that are looking more like a fish but are stuck in my camera.

Like Bruce says though....any volunteers?

xoxoxoBruce 06-21-2006 03:29 PM

Yes. :cool:

slang 06-21-2006 04:30 PM

What's the union rate on file mods? :D

JK. Thanks Bruce. I'll be sending you some soon.

footfootfoot 06-21-2006 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang
It's busy eating a Big Mac that I tossed into the lake. I let him use my phone the other day. We're getting to be good friends. We've already had the "no one drives my car" talk, just to set some boundries here.



Like Bruce says though....any volunteers?

no one drives my car. I love it.

I have mad photoshop skilz, and limited time. If you send me some I'll resuize them and all. no prob.

pm me for my email address. the link is to my old one.

wolf 06-21-2006 11:26 PM

I have a batch resizer.

rkzenrage 06-21-2006 11:51 PM

I made a catfish dinner for my wife's whole family once.... my father-in-law (who is now dead) told them that he cooked it while I was not in the room.

I just ordered a polarized lens cover... I can't wait... heeerrrreee fissshhhyyyy!

Griff 06-22-2006 07:09 AM

I knew there was something familiar in this tale.
 
Sluefoot Sue was a beautiful girl who came riding down the river on the back of a fish. When Pecos Bill saw her, his belly did flip-flops. So, he asked Sluefoot Sue for her hand in marriage, and she agreed. But she had two demands.

First, she wanted a bouncy bustle (It was the latest style). Second, she wanted to ride Widowmaker. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out. As soon as Sluefoot Sue was mounted in the saddle, Widowmaker started bucking.

Sluefoot Sue’s bouncy bustle caused her to bounce higher and higher until the reins broke, and she was bucked into the sky never to be seen again. Thus, she was punished for three separate crimes: vanity, conduct unbecoming a lady, and getting between a man and his horse.

slang 06-22-2006 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
I have a batch resizer.

Pre or post ban? :3eye:

slang 06-22-2006 12:52 PM

Catfish update:

Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops.

dar512 06-22-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by slang
Catfish update:

Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops.

This is a very common phase in early relationships. He wants you to know that you need him more than he needs you.

Should we move this thread to the relationship section?

slang 06-23-2006 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512
He wants you to know that you need him more than he needs you.

Yes. He was very condiscending in our brief interaction as well. It seems as if he's interviewing me in some way. :tinfoil:

wolf 06-24-2006 01:23 AM

The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice.

Griff 06-25-2006 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice.

Slang is once again being persecuted by God's creatures. Is there a DSM IV entry for this?

slang 06-27-2006 02:58 PM

Update from the weekend;

Someone caught one of the catfish and this seems to have humbled the lot of them.

It was about 2'-2'3". The policy is catch and release.

His attitude has changed entirely since we fitted him with a red jump suit and tied his feelers.

Griff 06-28-2006 06:29 AM

How does he like picking trash?

slang 07-03-2006 12:31 PM

He surely doesnt care for it but only speaks Spanish so the details of the complaints are lost.

Elspode 07-03-2006 11:34 PM

Did he say that he was framed, or did he just lay there gasping?


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