Gravy on that Rice?
 

George W. Bush reportedly sleeping with Condoleeza Rice. What do you think?
Reports out of Washington (some being denied, some not quite being denied) have stated that First Lady Laura Bush has moved out of the White House after becoming incensed with her husband for reportedly having an extramarital affair with Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice. If these late-breaking reports are true, what do you think it means for the President, the administration and the country?

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3 weeks ago
I did not make it up. I am hearing it on national radio right now.

3 weeks ago
here is an update and a link:

http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/...

June 1, 2006 -- UPDATED -- Rocky shoals for Bush marriage? Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established temporary residence in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC as a result of a tiff with President Bush over an extramarital relationship involving her husband. Mr. Bush's tryst is said to involve Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. It is not known how long Mrs. Bush plans to remain at the Mayflower, however, her security detail has been present at the hotel during hours when the First Lady would normally be residing in the White House. While she was National Security Adviser, Rice, who has never been married, referred to George W. Bush as "my husband" before she corrected herself and said, "President. Bush" Rice was speaking at a dinner hosted by New York Times bureau chief Philip Taubman when she made her "husband" remarks.

WMR is tracking the Laura Bush story.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=1006060220329

Eeeeeew. Too creepy to think about.

And that guy in the Clinton administration who committed suicide, well it was really the Clintons who murdered him.

I see where your going with this:

Clinton murdered someone: false
Clinton slept around: true

Bush slept around: false
Bush murdered someone: _________

Having a tough time believing this. :eyebrow:

Why, Bruce?

Georgie, Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.

Connie salivates when she speaks of our beloved (sic) leader. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he were sleeping with her. I guess the aura of power gets her off, it sure can't be W.'s needle dick. :right:

Oh I was sure they were banging like screen doors when I first saw her during her nominations.

It's written all over their faces. C'mon take a look at Laura. Does she look like she puts out?

OK test question:

You are drunk at a bar AND high on coke. You see L and Condi sitting across the room, you have only one shot at getting laid that night. Regardless of your personal tastes in women, which one do you think is most likely to agree to submit to your power/ domination trip and end up in the sack with you in a kinky B/D snog fest?

Connie wins again.

Maybe this needs to be a poll thread.

"As I was telling my husb— As I was telling President Bush."

• Condoleezza Rice, Newsweek, May 3, 2004

(via)

Hilarious if true. If only because Bush squeaked by on the last election due to strong support from the "moral"/"Christian" (I use both words loosely) factions in the country.
And while Condi isn't in the same league as Laura, I've never seen Mrs. Bush wearing a pair of thigh-high leather boots...

Oh, I've seen them salivating. I find it hard to believe Laura would move into a hotel and not go back to Texas.:confused:

I find it hard to beleive that Laura just wouldn't "accidentally" drive over Connie in her car. Its how Laura has solved relationship problems in the past. :D

Choices.....choices....let's see do I want ?




real gravy on rice ? :yum:


or do I want


gravy on rice bad pun and tabloid news ?


nah

Honestly? A whole post just to whine about the title of the thread... you gotta' be joking?
Can someone wrap-up a' life please?

I'm still hoping Condi turns out to be a lesbian. I also think she's too smart to fuck the boss.

Nice boots though.

A lot of the thread titles lately--especially from noobs-- have been pointless garbage. The idea of a thread title is not to be cutsy or mysterious, it's to offer the reader an opportunity to decide if a thread is of interest...especially given the thread volume; only those who truly *don't* have a life have time to open them all.

Just imagining W in the sex position makes me nauseaus. GAH! I just imagined it again! :vomitblu:

(I thought my thread title 'On Wee' was kinda cool)

Gee...doesn't that apply to your whining too? :-)

Psst! There's more than one position! Stop sleeping with missionaries. :-)

That's it!?
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#1 It made me hungry. I made rice and gravy. :yum:

#2 Two posts whining ( at least )

#3 Thanks for letting your personal feelings show. ;)

I can at least *imagine* someone doin' Condi. I'm not sure I can imagine *anyone* doing Dubya.

For the record, I think Laura is kinda hot.

She's by far the hottest First Lady since Jackie O.

Laura? Naw! You're kidding!!

Damn straight. I'd do Laura. She's a babe.

Can't understand a post unless it has a cute widdle sticker on it? For the illiterate, there's always MySpace and LJ.

You could amuse yourself for hours with just the quizes and other memes alone...

"Which Buffy character are you?"

"What's your Klingon name?"

"Post the names of your five favorite bands and send this to ten friends"

"Hey dude, I got this offa Fark, it rocks..."

Actually, the "Wayne Madsen report" looks like a MySpace version of DailyKos with banner ads anyway, so you're already halfway there...

Which First Lady do you think is hotter? :confused:

No, you are beneath me & not worth more.

I was always sort of fond of Mamie Eisenhower, myself.:rolleyes:

How could you fuck a first lady and actually call her a 'first lady'?

I'll have to research that and get back to you! ;)

Oh, oh!!! I know! I know!!!

From behind? :eek:

Only if she really was your first.

In response to the thread title, "yes please." And pass the butter.

Pooooof, your wish comes true! The story turns out to be a ruse. There have been secret rendezvous, between Condi and Laura in the Mayflower hotel! Dubya has been so busy screwing everyone else that he has nothing left (spent) for the First Lady. "Diplomatic" relations have been delegated to the Secretary of State who is now performing "liaison" duty. Dubya gets a weekly report [with videos] from the NSA.

I wish I could stop cross-threading! :blush:

No, your story is a metaruse. Condi must be hooked up with Lynne Cheney, whom we all know has a lesbian daughter, and who wrote a smoking western bodice-ripper full of subliminal lesbianism.


Condi in '08!

So this is really a ruse to keep the social conservatives from realizing she's a lesbian? I suppose in some belief systems it is better to be a woman who gets shaky knees around alpha-males, rather than a lesbian, so she'll get a pass on the fooling with a married man thing, but if folks think that way are they going to vote for a female?


Anyway, I've been kind of offended by the latent sexism of the liberals on this one. She's a strong woman who doesn't require a man. Get over it.

"As I was telling my husb— As I was telling President Bush."

• Condoleezza Rice, Newsweek, May 3, 2004

(via)

No, it's a ruse to keep the liberals busy by giving them yet another stupid thing to gossip about...and make them feel better about the Clintons at the same time. :-)

Now... that is just too far!:whofart:

Will the repubican majority pull Ken Starr out of his cage to investigate this to death? I think not...:(

You can start worrying about that as soon as they appoint another special prosecutor to do the NYT case they way they did l'affaire Plame.

Sheesh, what about Barb? Hubba hubba!

Anyone care for a... "Condi-ment"? :D

....and don't forget the salt and pepper!



:) hehehe funny

:D

You're right. I'd probably want to call her a dirty little slut and then pull her hair.:blush:

Gosh. Now if we could all get so lucky.

No foul-mouthed hair pullers in Wichita, there, KV?

Not as great as it would seem, I guess.

Funny stuff, Kitsune!