Dr Phil's Test
 

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Dr. Phil's test: Here You Go! Try this!
Below is Dr Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test
on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this
stuff out!
Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and
it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to
your friends.
Answers are for who you are now...... not who you were in the
past.
Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given !
by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It
helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective
employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so...grab a pencil and paper,
keeping track of your letter answers to each question.
Ready??








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My Score was 36

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see! you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to
get over if that trust is ever broken.

Mine didnt tell me anything I didnt already know :p

mine either but WHAT IS IT! ?


cheater.....* grumble grumble*

Fuck that overblown windbag, Dr Phil. :nadkick:

I know people don't like Dr .Phil. I should have cut him right out of it and posted the test as is.

Corporations pay money for that test! grr and here I offered it for free. That's graditude for ya. :p


People were so much more willing to take a hokey totem test too. :confused:


oh did you notice his results support your statement? well I bet that 55 score was on a good day because according to the results he's way up there in the 61 category.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle
with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely
dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like
you,but
don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved
with you.

I dont like him either Bruce, he makes parents doubt their instincts world wide :)

Sky - sorry, yes I did cheat :p

I got 50.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

My secretary reckons I should of gotten an extra point somewhere because the other one is more fitting.

Thanks.:)

My score was 40. Sounds about right, except I don't know how practical I am. Also, it forgot to mention my temper!:rolleyes:

36. pretty accurate, as far as self-image goes.

Stop being so defensive. Take the test....have fun with it. Do-whatcha-wanna-do.
I was expressing my personal opinion on the Windbag..... that in no way, refects on, or affects, the thread or the poster for starting it.:chill:

42 (The answer to everything, right?)
Thanks, Dr Phil.

On the fringe of mania, 49.

40. Right on

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to
get over if that trust is ever broken.

This beats the which-item-describes-you-best? questionaire somebody posted on my other website, where I fall into the Sponge Bob category: >> >> (29-34 puntos) Eres Bob Esponja: Eres el clásico cuate al que todo mundo quiere. Tu eres el mejor que nadie quiere perder. Nunca causas daño a los demás y rara vez lastiman tus sentimientos. La vida es un paseo. Eres gracioso, y calmado la mayoría de tiempo. Solo mantente lejos de los traidores, y estarás libre de preocupación (You are Sponge Bob, you are the classic pal who everybody loves. You are the best, the one nobody wants to lose. You never cause harm to others and your feelings are rarely hurt. Life is a stroll. You are amusing and calm most of the time. Just keep away from traitors and you will be free from worries.) This must have come from the Disney Channel :p

I am having fun

I am not defensive. I like Bruce.


Since when am I not chillin? I am not kicking anyone in the nads. YOU CHILL I agreed with your assesment. Look up.:sniff:

yeah I'll get to the test when I have a bit more time.. as to 'dr.' phil... pffth! (although I must say I did like that part in scary movie 4.. heh.. about the best part of that movie..) he's the emeril of the psychology world.. spew out some common ideas and put on a good show whilst doing it everyone will think you are a freakin genius.. then again he doesn't actually ever have to work again a day in his life if he doesn't feel like it.


31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see! you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to
get over if that trust is ever broken.

uh.. yeah. and my horror-scope could have told you the same thing... VOODOO!!! WITCHES!!!! BURN THEM ALL!!!

hmm.. and what does float besides withches?

I scored 47, but I'm far more reserved than that. I really don't socialize well at all, unless I know the people.

That's what I got, too. Getting irritated when my work is interrupted helped my score somehow. :confused:

43.
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41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
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So there.

38.
I guess that's about right.
This is a pretty blergh sort of a day for me, so maybe I'm usually up in the next bracket. 'Cause I wouldn't say I was all that modest!! Or cautious, or careful (why did they need to put both those adjectives in, huh?) or, let's be honest, all that fuggin' loyal. And as for sensible, well...

I got a 57. Dead on, for the most part.

But sometimes I fit in the 41-50 point category, and I personally think I am more of the 31-40 point type. Who knows.

46 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

Whatever. I have to get off the computer now and get a "fresh, lively, charming, and (ESPECIALLY) practical" life.

A duck!!!!

I'm an online quiz freak- Once I took someone's posted psych exam. Ha ha- I got an A.
Score-48
Thanks for the quiz.

welcome to the cellar Cicero!


and I like quizes too. Have any good ones?

Sure do- what's your pleasure? Philosophy? Dante's Inferno? (Silly ones)What member of the deadly viper assassin squad you would be?(Kill Bill)What movie villain would you be? What Harry Potter character are you?Give me a quiz genre and I can link you. Oh and there's also the Mensa test. (I barely made it) Any hoo! Let me know....

Do you pull wings of flies ?

a) yes
b) no
c) sometimes

If you have a maximum of a) , you are a cruel person who hates flies . If you have a maximum of b) responses you are kind and generous even though you may hate flies . A maximum of c) responses would suggest that you suffer from mood swings .

I'm easily amused. Something you are interested in.

I'm not sure how to take that.......Well you're right. I am easily amused. Why else would I be here? Here's one that you might have to have a sense of humour (or indecency) to take.

Which serial killer are you the most like? .:D ...http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?act...ke&quiz_id=299

I got Ted Bundy. Sad really. This site has a lot of quizzes the users have made up. Lots of kids, but some of them are funny.

What infamous serial killer are you?

Albert Fish

You were a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. You kidnapped, killed, and ate your victims (most of which were children). You were the cannibal model for Hannibal Lecter.

:right:

Please add idiot.

I got 49

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

well that's because your a Canadian WHIP.

OMG - I got a 52 and it scared the heck outta me - Oh wait, I don't believe this kinda stuff cuz there are always answers that I HAVE to pick cuz the truth isn't an option.:shocking:

She meant, "Since I am easily amused, you may pick a quiz topic that you are interested in."

Originally Posted by skysidhe
I'm easily amused. Something you are interested in.

Thank you clodfobble. That's what I said :P I thought.


So Cicero I am easily amused so pick something????


http://similarminds.com/personality_tests.html



Ducknuts, I got the same thing. I got Albert Fish but I think that test is broken.

And another...................
http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?act...ke&quiz_id=879


I got Uma (the Bride)..........................

I got 43


41 TO 50 POINTS:
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.



I GOT

Which member of the Deadly Viper Assasination Squad are you?
The Bride (Black Mamba)

You`re out for revenge and you don`t care who you have to kill to get it.

Just for one happy moment, I thought skysidhe was posting again...

You can do the same. Click on Quick Links in the top toolbar, then Who's Online at the bottom of the drop down menu, and then pick a thread from the list. There's always old threads listed, that came up in some Guest's/spider's search parameters, which are currently being viewed. All you have to do is click on a thread title that tickles your fancy.