The (Blank) of the Beast
 

Several years ago, a running joke went around the 'Net. Take "666, The Number of the Beast", and modify it for a humorous result. We had fun with it on a couple of local lists, and I thought our creative minds here could do a good job with it, too. So, how about I throw out a couple for starters, and ya'll grab the ball and run?

666-666-6666 The Phone Number of the Beast
$665.99 The Wal Mart Price of the Beast
665 1/2 The Next Door Neighbor of the Beast

666a - the flat above the Beast
1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,1,0 - the binary number of the Beast
DE66 6VL - the postcode of the Beast

669 The Threesome of the Beast

666DVL--The license plate of the beast

83451--leetspeek of the beast

GGG - The Nearsighted Uncle of the Beast

999 - the beast is a bat.

666, ET-bag

Edit:
I contend that beginning with an un-modified 666 also counts.
(from Cheech and Chong, ET: Extra Testical. "666" would be ASCII Art for an ET teabag)

.666 The Beasts Slugging Percentage

668 neighbor of the beast (variant)

6 -- The (actual) number of the beast (he stutters).

667 - Across the street from the Beast.

111-the baby of the Beast

30.0666 - The caliber of the Beast.

edit: UT - the spawn of The Beast.

deleted because I am apparently an idiot

people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u

sorry .0666 blood acohol level of the Beast.

Sheesh.

000-the remains OF THE BEAST after Chuck Norris gets ahold OF THE BEAST.

(anyone else and there would have been kudos and high fives and butt licking all around);)

umm... you mean high sixes;)

DCLXVI - the toga of The Beast.

there ya go serp, well edited :D and an excellent one on the toga :D

now I'm thinking 'the clockface of The Beast' would have been better. ;)

High Five to ya!

Mmmmmmmmwahhhhhhh

$666,004 Question -- The Game Show of The Beast

20/666 - Eyesight of the Beast

5|><, 5|><, 5|>< - Th3 |\|um83r 0f T3h 8345t

599.666 The Dewey Decimal Number of the Beast

How do you know The Beast is a mammal?

6/6/6 Birthday of the Beast

He has a goatee.

666.66.666.66 - The IP of the Beast.

666, max 3d6 rolls for strength, evil, and charisma, OF THE BEAST

666 - the Beast's reaction to too many drinkdrinkdrinks?

Phillips 666 - The Filling Station of the Beast

666 Sunset Strip - The Classic Detective Show of the Beast

___6__________6___
__66__________66__
__666________666__
___666666666666___
__666\666.666/666__
__66(O)66.66(O)66__
__66666666666666__
__66666666666666__
___666\/\/\/\/666___
____6666666666____
______666666______
________66________
________6_________
__________________
____(of the beast)____

661, the posts of the beast.

669 - The Favorite Sodomy Position of the Beast

Two for $6.66 - The Sale Price of Beast 12 Packs at 7-11.

Route 666 - Source of the Kicks of The Beast

666 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - The Drinking Song of the Alcoholic Beast

and this little piggy... umm... well... went to Hell.
the doggerel for the child of Lindsay Lohan and the Beast.

the 666 steps..... stairway to the hell of the beast

672.... 69 with 3 fingers up the ass of the Beast.

PPP- the dyslexia of the beast.

From Mrs Elspode
 

333 333 - The Identical Twins of the Beast
332 334 - The Fraternal Twins of the Beast
222 222 222 - The Triplets of the Beast

123456667890 The Numbers of the Beast

sexsexsex- the word association of the beast

666 + 666 - 66 - 66 - 66 = the Arithmetic of the Beast

666W = the shoe size of the Beast

66.6 FM = Radio Station Of The Beast

Damien666 = Japanese Hardcore Wrestler Of The Beast

hexakósioi-hexékonta-hexa-phobia = Fear Of The Number Of The Beast

666™ = Trademark Of The Beast

All your 6 are belong of the Beast

"Six of one, half dozen of the other, it's all the same (6) to me!" - Favorite saying of the Beast.

666AK - The Almost Full House of the Beast

Six hundred sixty-six - the formal name of the Beast

666 - the three fat ladies of the Beast

The Number of the Beast - favorite album of the Beast.

6-66 favorite convenience store of the beast

666 degrees - temperature to cook the roast of the beast

666-666: the least of the beast

666C -- The bra size of the Beast's girlfriend

Seiscientos sesenta seises, the number of the Beast's Spanish cousin.

AK666 - automatic weapon of the Beast

666-66-6666 - The Social Security Number of the Beast

555-666-6666 - The Non-Existant Movie Phone Number of the Beast

Heinz 666 - The Steak Sauce of the Beast