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JayMcGee 10-18-2006 06:58 PM

USA pwnz space..
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6063926.stm

Spexxvet 10-18-2006 07:01 PM

WE OWN THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA manical laughter for 3 minutes.

Urbane Guerrilla 10-19-2006 08:03 PM

I knew this was coming. About time, really.

xoxoxoBruce 10-21-2006 11:52 PM

Since Bush & Co's vision of our future military is so heavily dependant on satillite communication, it would make sense for him to protect them. :cool:

Phase 10-22-2006 04:16 AM

That's just sad. Wish we could give Bush the boot.

xoxoxoBruce 10-22-2006 10:20 AM

We can't give him the boot, BUT, in a couple of weeks we can kick him in the nuts. ;)

9th Engineer 10-22-2006 12:42 PM

Any declarations about not letting certain nations launch anything into space is a red herring for sure, but if a threatening nation launched something that could be classified as a weapon they can bet it'll be shot down. But that's nothing new, if your enemy puts a weapon into good strategic position you take it out.

orthodoc 10-22-2006 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Since Bush & Co's vision of our future military is so heavily dependant on satillite communication, it would make sense for him to protect them. :cool:

Our current military (not just our future military), and by extension our national security, depends on satellite communications. I would hope that any future administration would continue to rely on the same, and not take us a few decades backwards. So, yes ... protect our satellites, protect our national interests in space.

JayMcGee 10-22-2006 07:05 PM

but where do you draw the line? Is this not veiled threat to Galileo ( the proposed European GPS system) ?

tw 10-22-2006 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JayMcGee
but where do you draw the line? Is this not veiled threat to Galileo ( the proposed European GPS system) ?

One first learns some basic details. For example, significant damage from the last Shuttle flight was from what? A paint chip? Litter means space becomes too dangerous for man or satellite. Space war is akin to nuclear war on earth - makes that environment unusable. It means, for example, the space shuttle can no longer fly. Space is now so dirty that the shuttle must fly to protect its windshield as the expense of its heat tiles. Warfare means 'a so clean orbital space' has massive debris.

'Throwing out cigarette butts' as we do on earth would have massive consequences in space. And yet those who again take an 'only we have the right' attitude cannot be bothered with such details.

Second, how does one tell the difference between a weapon and other satellites? In most cases, one does not. One assumes it must be a weapon and attack it just like Iraq. Preemption - fear - justifies action?

marichiko 10-22-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
WE OWN THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA manical laughter for 3 minutes.

As an Amerikan citizen, I demand first dibs on Alpha Centauri. Its mine, I tell you. MINE!:evil2:

Aliantha 10-22-2006 08:27 PM

This is just ridicules - at this point in time. A 'pre emptive' claim on space maybe? Isn't 'space' infinite? Shouldn't that mean there's enough room for everyone? I"m all for wars being held in space. That means I'll be able to sleep in peace at night...after watching the fireworks.

Aliantha 10-22-2006 08:30 PM

btw...I thought the title of this thread was "USA Pawns Space". That's almost as funny.

Clodfobble 10-22-2006 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha
Isn't 'space' infinite? Shouldn't that mean there's enough room for everyone?

Mmm, yes I'll just take what's in this solar system and you can have all the rest of it, okay?

Aliantha 10-22-2006 08:31 PM

Why shit in your own backyard? Why not do it in someone else's solar system? Isn't that what the Bush govt is pretty famous for anyway?

Bullitt 10-22-2006 09:31 PM

Can we say.. [pinky to mouth]moon lasers??[/pinky to mouth]

Ibby 10-22-2006 09:37 PM

As everybody knows, the laser was invented by mister alan parsons. Therefore, my moon-laser will be known as the Alan Parsons Project!


And dont forget Moon Units Alpha and Zappa...

Aliantha 10-22-2006 09:43 PM

My moon laser will be solar powered.
(I wonder if anyone will get that)

headsplice 10-24-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha
My moon laser will be solar powered.
(I wonder if anyone will get that)

No cheesy moon jokes allowed!

Ibby 10-24-2006 03:09 PM

There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark...

Bullitt 10-24-2006 06:17 PM

Don't tell that to Floyd..

JayMcGee 10-24-2006 06:27 PM

a solar-powered moon laser would indeed be a mean beastie, and is presumably the target of Georgie W's policy. I just wonder who he is willimg to shoot down to stop that laser.......

xoxoxoBruce 10-24-2006 09:13 PM

Anyone and everyone, of course. :D

Aliantha 10-24-2006 09:18 PM

I don't think any of you get it so far.

Don't you have the saying about when someone is so into themselves they think the sun shine out of their arse?

Hence my 'solar powered (sun shines outta my arse)' 'moon (naked arse) laser'.

Ibby 10-24-2006 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
Don't tell that to Floyd..

Actually, that line is from DSOTM. Right at the end, as everything fades out.

Bullitt 10-24-2006 10:13 PM

Haha nice.. didn't know that

xoxoxoBruce 10-29-2006 01:40 AM

But it's not true.... next they'll be saying there's no dark side of the Earth. :D

DanaC 10-29-2006 08:56 AM

Quote:

Therefore, my moon-laser will be known as the Alan Parsons Project!

Yeah.....well.....we gonna have us an Alan Partridge Project! (that's one for the Brits:P)


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