I have learned...
 

...that life is as hard as you make it.

add a line. :)

I have learned that life IS a popularity contest

I have learned that I'm still learning

I have learned that if you expect the worst, you will never be surprised by bad stuff

I have learned the more you practice the easier it gets (on some things anyway)

...that I learn something new almost everyday.

I have learned that no matter how unfair life is, you have to enjoy it. Treat each day as your last day on earth. Enjoy, have fun, smile, think positive.

I have learnt .

I have learned...the hard way is the easy way.

I have also JUST learned that "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is an acknowledged knockoff of a Boston song- More Than A Feeling I think.

I have learned that I have more patience than I thought. :)

lol Aliantha, I'm glad it's you and not me, 'cause I wouldn't.

I've learned that you have to take life as it comes, and that it's not healthy for me to worry about things I can't control. I should be proactive and apply my best at the things I have contorl over.

I have learned that learned is acceptable spelling for the word learned. :)

Of course 'learned' is acceptable . But I never say it .

I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

Today I have learned that spell checkers do not correct grammar. :)

thatthespacebaronthislaptopisallfuckedup

lol

ok, i fixed it

I have learned that it's hard not to drink when people keep sending you alcohol

I have learnt tha

I have learnt that I know nothing .

I have spent years and loads of money learning this .


This is why I am an educated EUROPEAN

. . .that Ducks is a riot in real time

I have learned that every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the window.

I have learned that Firefox 2.0 now does spell checking. My life is complete.

I have learned that I can change my mood, and waking up with a bad one is no excuse to be pissy all day.

ok, next learn to edit a post.

Sweet!

I have learned that having a huge bag of trail mix with you at work tends to ruin your appetite for lunch.

"Snacking" all day, and maintaining a consistent blood-sugar level, is the healthiest way to eat.

I have learned...
 

that sometimes I AM the one who was wrong.

Nah, Sheldon. ;)

I have learned that eventually things work out and even when my life sucks I wouldn't change who I am.

... to relax, exhale and pull smooooothly. Getting all excited and jerking it rarely yields the desired results.

. . . that a double martini changes my outlook on the universe.

(OK, to be fair, I already knew that.)

I have learned to find and develop the positive within the negative.

I have learned that bad grammar and punctuation really gets my goat.

I have learned that love and marriage can be truly wonderful the second time around and if you give the kids enough space and don't push the issue.. they come around and love him too.

That is awesome, lhatcher - I have been worrying about that for a long time now.

I hope someday to contribute to this thread...

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

I'll have a double.

Cheers.

This I know. :-) And when I'm rational, I know my life is better than I ever I thought it would be and better than I deserve.:cool:

I have learned that UT understands work.

I have learned that, The cellar is a nice place to be. Just a few kids who know all.

I thought I had something.......nevermind.

I have learned that other people have reasons for what they do as well.

this I learned reading Cellar threads

I have learned that sometimes, even when you think you're not doing something, you are doing it.

...that even though clients *say* they have great credit history, this is not always true and you may spend 4 days trying to get them approved on finance, because they have a gazillion defaults.

[vent over!!]

....so that means that you have learnt that you live in a sick society , based on humble people being pushed and suckered through the credit machine .

Who has a gazillion defaults ?

Have you also learnt that the humilating credit check-ups , and then the relief ( great we can take home that fucking obscene green nylon sofa and be really thankful to be able to pay for it over the next twenty years ) are behind your salary . A crap salary no doubt , but you have been mindwashed into thinking you are a 'manager' by the powers -that-be .

The greatest laugh of all is that you THINK YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY .

You have all learnt the greatest lesson of

all . There is no poetry , only when you are going to dig the swimming pool to be like the neighbours .

The wife you wished you had never married and who looks like an orange twig will open the booze .

Booze for everyone . Not to much to be rude , just enough to think it is interesting to stick a few crap sausages on the end of a stick .

The orange twig will have downed about a bottle of gin by now , but everyone is going to pretend it is the first drink of the day .

Fun drinks , fun barbecue , really fun to be in Australia .

...I have learned that no one likes buddug for a very good reason :)

When will you proles finally be able to liberate yourselves from the concept of 'like' or 'dislike' ?

When will 'short' be 'tall' ? When will 'up' be 'down' ?

When will you people LEARN?!

...that even if you decide not to decide you still have made a choice.

that prime numbers are awesome!

I really don't like Halloween. It's such a weird custom that has gone way beyond what is originally meant. Now it's just as commercial as everything else.