Name Your Little Friend (Possibly NSFW)
 

Okay...you know you've all got one...especially you dudes. And I've known a few ladies who had a really, really nice one. What am I talking about? Why, a name for your genitals, of course.

No self-respecting male that I've yet met, under the influence of sufficient quantities of alcohol, would admit that he'd never named his trouser snake. My first lay called her little muffin "Megan", and cursed her when things weren't going well.

So...how 'bout ya'll? I'll even start things off by telling you that I've saddled my moisture missle with the gothic, monstrous eponym of "Igor". You know...hides in dark places, prefers dank, fuzzy surroundings, slips in and out of tight nooks quickly and almost silently. Seemed logical.

Now, if I could just get him to say, "Yes, Master..."

Some guy I know called his Lord Silly

I know a guy that calls his "him", it always weirds me out....I always think of the weirdo from Silence of the Lambs.

I imagine him in bed saying "You will take him in your mouth". :worried:

I dont have a name for my girlie bits, the boys at work call *her* "woozza", please dont ask why they have a name for my girlie bits.

Why do they have a name for your girly bits ducks?

I have never felt the urge to personify my equipment with a name.

I did hear a female comedian, whose name I can't remember, use "Snap the Wonder Clam".

me either

Nope, no name for my equipment.

The worst thing I have ever heard is 'front bottom' for well , you know what .

"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

lmao...where in the world did you get those names from?

Never named my reproductive organs, but at some point in college my boobs got named Phobos and Deimos...

How did that happen? It hardly sounds complimentary.

Interesting Nickname....why?



Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus...


Yada..

Ducks... referring the appendage in the third person ... creepy ... yeaahhh ok, it kinda reminds me of Bob Dole (and by association the Viagra Ads...) ... or could it be Gollum my precioussssss...


The other question is why did the boys at work name your bits... did your bits answer when they called? :D

Actually, I dont know *why* they have a name for my bits, they just do. Its just a very dysfunctional place to work.

It used to be "minge", but "mingeless" didnt have quite the same ring...so now its "wooza".

"Get your wooza in here pronto"

How come they only want your wooza?

Meh... it's just the two moons of Mars. It was part of a larger conversation (similar to this one) where all the girls present were naming their boobs. I thought it was funny just because of the "two orbiting bodies" notion, but then one of the Latin-speaking girls noted that they translated as "fear" and "terror," which was just hysterical at the time. Maybe we were drunk, I don't remember. :)

They're sleaze bag men?

lol...Noooo! Really?

I have to admit that apparently, the phenomenon of naming one's naughty bits is not as widespread as I'd been led (by past experience) to imagine. Either that, or the same type of people who will take pictures of their naughty bits and post them here, or those who gleefully look at those pictures, are too chickenshit to pony up.

I'm hurt, I tell you. Hurt. Now I feel like I told everyone the name of my cock, and no one else will share. Sniff.:sniff:

i could lie to you if you'd like:

I call mine Thor, cuz it's shaped like a hammer.

I don't have a name for him but he comes when i call him. :D

Now see, with your funky accent n all, I dont know if I should be offended by that remark :eyebrow:

not original, and used in jest, but I always thought "Mr.Happy" was pretty funny, that, and "foot3 jr."

"IT takes Him in ITS mouth." ;)

You're a nit picky bugger foot3!!

That creeps me out even more, though!!

My husband uses "Henry" for it's name and Henry likes to tickle my shmickle..:blush:

You say that like it's a bad thing. :(

That's the idea. ;)

Yank the Hank!!!!

OMG I'm so sorry. I apologize.

B/F and I refer to his "it" as a he and all of mine as a she. We used to refer to him (when he was tired) as Mr. Noodle, but I had to stop that when I became a cellarite. For the obvious reason. Sometimes we've played around with naming them, but so far nothing has stuck.

Sorry. We're British and do not talk about such things.


(i call it the wandering star.....)

Well not exactly the topic at hand (so to speak), but a gf used to refer to her monthly friend as "George." (I have no idea how it started.)

I never named the little guy, but somehow my belly became my "monkey." I think it's from Sprockets. Touch it. Touch my monkey.

Also, I started naming my jackets, because I have a fleece one and a fleece lined one, and this always caused confusion. So one is my "fleece jacket" and the other is "Ralph."

:eyebrow:

I/we have used the familiar shortened nickname for Florence.

[Happy Monkey] you need to ask?[/HM]

whistles nonchalantly...
:rolleyes:

I can't say that naming had ever actually occured to me.

Jeeezzzzz! You people! Use a little creativity, already! I mean, even if you haven't named your junk, isn't this the perfect opportunity to do so?

I am *sooooo* disappointed. I really expected more from this crowd. Next thing I know, ya'll are gonna be sipping tea with your pinkies sticking out and talking about the latest sale at Saks. :bitching:

I frequently give my wife a does of "Vitamin F" - does that count?

Ok meet "Frisky" and his friend of over a year "Kitty" not very original, but it is what it is. As long as the two of them are happy together, :doit: I really don't care what anyone calls anybody else.

Ok, Ok.

She shall now be known as "Woofledoo".

I'm gonna call mine Elspode from now on. ;)

edit: make that Elchoad ....guffaw

Gosh, LJ...I'm honored. I'm also a little bit aquiver thinking where my namesake gets to spend some of his discretionary time. And I don't mean in your hand. :D

D'OH!

Which reminders me of an humorous joke:
A jank is visiting a brit and taking a tour of her house. "This is my bedroom," the brit says, "and down the end of the hall is my husband's bedroom."

"You don't sleep in the same bed? Doesn't that make having sex a little impractical?" asked the Jank.

"Not at all, if my husband is in the mood he opens his door and calls me."

"Well, that's fine for him," says the jank, "but what if you're in the mood?"

"Well, I just open mt door and say: 'Did you call me, John?'"

I admit humor is a subjective thing.

I'll bite. Have been called, Lil willy and Lil buddy. With the emphasis on little. :smack: My last squeeze was called "Mi Gatito Dorado." Photos anyone? Not!

Mi Gatido Dorado? My Little Tunafish? Eewww...

My place of mystery does not need a name. That would make it much less mysterious.

But it would make the map reference so much more accessible... :cool:

A map??? Why don't you take a compass along while you're at it. Or better yet, save your pennies for GPS.

I've got the GPS, but the software for this purpose is unbelieveably expensive.

My "compass needle" always points straight to its "receptacle"

Wolf's den?