Why are there so few pictures of Labrat's ass on the cellar?
 

I seems that the natives are restless...

How about an LRAIOTD?

We need out gluteal fix.

How about a women of the cellar ass cage match?

Or maybe I should just go back to work...

Field of 64 Cellar Asses?

Well, I suppose I'd better get back to work then, shouldn't I? :comfort: Silly me was thinking I would give it a rest for awhile so I wouldn't annoy the natives. Plus the holiday had me out of town. A Field of 64 Cellar Asses would be a hoot. People could submit their photos using the anonymous login, and UT could give them generic names. I wouldn't want it to turn into a "How hot am I" type of trashy thing though.

:lol:

Funny stuff! :p

I'd be "big fat hairy ass"

You know, pictures of LabRat's pretty face are nice, too.

Hear that, ya'll? Keep it classy, not trashy. Use big words and pompous-sounding adjectives from here on out. Examples:

Wrong: Gee, LR, your butt is great!
Right: Ah, mon cherie, your derriere is as two scultped globes of yielding flesh.

Wrong: I sure do like me some that LabRat bootie!
Right: Oh, but that I might gaze upon thine vainglorious posterior at my admiring leisure.

lmAo - now I have none to post, not that you'd want to see it anyway.

It's ok - it's a bathing suit.
 

61 to go?

OH HELLLLLL YESSSSS !!!!!!!!

Thank God it's a bathing suit. If it were just a skimpy pair of panties we'd have to take action.

I'm takin' some action.

not like the action i'm takin'

carefull flint , you'll need a new keyboard !!!!

FACT! LJ is one hell of a salesman.

i'm telling you, it's my winning personality, and the cockpuppets. it's a shame modesty limits what she'll post. she really does have a frighteningly good heiney. [Ron Burgundy] that thing is GOOD. i wanna be friends with it[/Ron Burgundy]

That's a very fine hinder. Low mileage, only sat on by a young lady on Sundays...

Ethscuz me, I jutht thtept on my tong...

Um. Isn't one of the commandments "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife?" Fortunately, LJ and I do not share the same zip code.:cool:

Wasn't there also something in there about not coveting thy neighbor's ass? Or thy neighbor's wife's ass?

My version clearly states "Not covering thy neighbor's wife's ass." Yours must have a typo.

Considering that there was once a much more demure photo of Jinx's posterior in a swimsuit posted on the Cellar, which was removed after a short while, I'm thinking that LJ must have done the cock puppet version of War and Peace to get her to let him put these up.

you'll notice that she put the first one up. her idea, not mine. although i heartily endorse it. i gotta say, i'm really lucky.

smart, funny, sexy, AND she can cook like a muffukker. i admit that it's just not fair. some guys get all the luck.

Yes, it was my idea.... finally worked up the nerve.

Thanks for making me feel good with your replies, you guys are good sports.

My, my, my . . . . That is just.....well....special, absolutely special.
thank you.

Wow. Just wow.


Oh, and SCHWING!

You put up those pics, and *we're* good sports. Wow. I call that a woman's generosity.

Hellllll-lllllllllooooh!

If I had the right equipment, I'd be "schwinging" too! I'm all tingley in my naughty places:D

LabRat, are you going to let her get away with that??? You need to retaliate immediately.

:angel:

tell us more about these.....'naughty places'?

NSFW
 

Not to be outdone, I have hidden my ass in an optical illusion.

This ass is not safe for work. It's not safe for anyone.

http://richstevens.thinkfulsolutions.com/unreal.swf

Hell with new threads, we should just redo the Cellar: www.ass4yourass.com

Heh, I clicked on that, then back here to type something witty about tatoos and assholes, when the other window farted at me.

Laughing my ass off, LR (so to speak) :)