Lumberjim goes cockless
 

It's been awile since I'd heard LJ utter that famous little trademark last word. Got a snicker in another thread when he signed off with it, and thought I'd make a mirror thread. (or whatever these goofy things are called.)

Sometimes you just gotta say it.

i object to the title of this thread.

It makes me feel all Hinky. I'm going to get my camera and start a 'pictures of lumberjim's cock' thread if you don't stop it right now.

That's supposed to make us STOP? If anything...we'll goad you all the more.

P.S. What the hell is Hinky?

cocklesscockless cockless cockless cockless

nyaaa na na na nyaa nyaaaahhhh!!!!!


:D

That reminds me, has anyone ever seen Rob Cockerham's site, called cockeyed? It's not as nice as the Cellar, of course, but it's one of the 6 best websites on the internet.

(Desperately tries to derail thread.)

Funny, I had just last night recommended Cockeyed to someone as a quality site, pointing to his 2006 Halloween costume series as evidence.

Did you happen to see Mr. Cockerham on 20/20 discussing his torn up credit card application? I learned from that segment that his name is pronounced Cockerm.

Now Glat that is weird as he and I have the same last name and we pronounce it Cock-er-ham

Well my answer would be ham.

Considering the number of times that little organ has gotten me to do stupid things, maybe going cockless is not a bad thing. Just speculating.

Ever wonder where the definition of 'big dic' thinking comes from?

Lumberjim's organ makes you do things?

Hey everybody! tw says LJ has a little organ!

and it's nothing compared to my tiny piano:

http://pigeond.net/wallpapers/piano/piano4-1024.jpg

I wanna know how tw knows the size of LJ's organ?

some secrets are better left unknown....

i wanna know why you're so fascinated by it. I mean, damn. i thought you were a dude?

excuse me i have to go quote my cock thread in Labrat's Ass thread

I am. But, how often do you get to fuck with tw and LJ in the same thread?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...yhug203bbc.jpg

No that there's anything wrong with it.:p

Now LJ has admitted he's a pianist, I vote for some cock puppet pictures.

Slightly off topic - one of the wickedest things I've ever done is showing a picture of a colleague's cock to a couple of other colleagues. The man in question wasn't based in our office and never found out but I am ashamed of myself anyway. Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock - flaccid, which was the part that cracked us up. I learned that evening that men are revolted by the sight of other men's genitalia - even if they've asked for it. Or maybe it was the fact it looked like a yam, I don't know.

that i might actually do. it's just sick enough, without being overtly pornagraphic

Bah, it's been done actually in a sock. I'll be expecting a bit more from you, you sly dog. I'm sure jinx has some fishnets around...

I think we are talking more along these lines:
(I can't access this from work, but am guessing NSFW folks!)
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/photo.html

i was actually picturing a little shirt and maybe a hat?

I don't really want to see that, but if you posted it, I doubt I'd be able to look away. :worried:

you love the cock. admit it

Oh right.
The possibilities are endless.

Famous characters from history presented through the medium of cock. If you could get your cock to hug a dead pig you might even get a grant for this...

i have a little dallas cowboys helmet sitting here on my desk ........

Now I for one love a shiny helmet....

'Cock Shakespeare' season! I can see it now.....it'll be huge.

Do not go cockless into that good night
Old age should burn and rave at the close of tumescence;
Rage, rage against the dying of turgid.

Dylan Cockless

jinx could paint him.

OOoohh...Make 'him' kiss your picture like Noodle did. :lol:

OK, I'm spending too much time picturing this, it's almost worse than the plane thread. But hopefully with a happier ending.

i'm not allowed to post cock puppets. sorry :(

How about a cock marrionette?

Jinx, you selfish bitch.








(you know I'm kidding, right?)

It has to be small to go with the tiny pianist Jinx said you had.:rolleyes:

Does this explain tw's curious insistence on only using the first three letters of dick? Want of room? Perhaps he should massage the organ in question.

organ? i though we were all talking about chickens? you sick fucker!

just so you know, you have a standing invitation to stay at our house if you're ever in town. just thought i'd mention it. what? oh, no reason, we just think you're nice.

Gosh, well now I have to go off topic too! I used to have a camera phone and my SO thought it was funny to take pictures of his naughty bits on my camera when I wasn't paying attention. He was always standing at attention when he did this though... (this might be too much information for some, so skip over it) and it is quite crooked, which is really obvious when he is hard.

Well, one day I was charging my phone in the office where I worked. As I had to do lots outside of the office my phone was left unattended. I should also point out that my SO worked with me at the time... so all of my co-workers knew him. One of the co-workers got bored and started snooping through my phone when I was on the work phone and not paying any attention. I had deleted the previous naughty pictures, but he had taken more and I didn't know it so I didn't take the phone away from the co-worker! Needless to say he was pretty shocked when he came across my SO's bits (more TMI following)and by the fact that they were crooked. I don't think he wanted to know that...

I was pretty embarressed at the time as we were trying to keep our relationship low profile, and now it was pretty obvious whose it was as I wasn't with anyone else at the time. If I remember correctly I had either just came out with the relationship, or had stopped denying it at this point. It was pretty hilarious all the same. :p My SO didn't do that anymore after that, even though I did keep much better tabs on my phone. He learned his lesson but good!

I just had to share.

Brilliant!
And I hope the co-worker will think twice before snooping through anyone's phone again :)

What planet do you live on? He'll probably start looking for MORE excuses to pilfer through them! :eek:

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7...wartreewg8.jpg

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK. The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Isn't anyone else going to ask *why* SG's cow orker sent her a picture of his manhood?

Geez, do I have to do *everything*? SG - WTF?! You know, here in America, we have a legal term for that sort of thing. It is called "Sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen".

Ummmm... I seem to remember it being some sort of incentive for me to send him pictures of my boobies. Kinda "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"

(I think any litigation would have been thrown out on the grounds that I'd had intimate contact with the real thing after a Christmas Party one year)

Sort of like pron trading cards, eh? That does sound like fun.

He gave me his old camera phone when he upgraded for the sole reason that he hoped I'd send rude pictures. And this was back when they first came out and weren't common.

It's good being a girl sometimes ;)

ok, so wait, it looked like a yam?? ew, having a hard time picturing that one! Did it still look like a yam at the Christmas party??

Not the way I remember it, no ;)

That's a good thing!!

Yammy!

Remember the Popeye cartoon where he was about to do Olive Oyl, and just as he whips it out, Bluto shows up and tosses him off of her and starts to give her what for, but then Popeye downs a can of spinach, whips out his joint, which turns into a steam drill and he cockwhips Bluto with it?

Okay, well, they *should* have made one like that.

Remember the one where Bluto is standing outside Olive Oyl's house, holding the boom-box over his head playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel? I get all choked up just thinking about it. Bluto was such a hopeless romantic.

I think you guys were watching "Potpie." :rolleyes: