Synchronised Orgasm this Coming Friday..
 

anybody...?


http://www.theage.com.au/news/nation...871371131.html

I'm down. Any excuse for orgasm works for me. :D

it doesnt say what time? not very synchronized

its this coming Friday......

This cumming Friday, you say?

yeah, but thats a 24 hr window. i could do it 3 times in that span. 4 if im not alone

(sorry, didn't think you'd "hammered it home" quite enough ;) )

Don't do it near the window, someone's bound to get upset and call the cops

ah, they're used to it by now. damned peeping tom and mike and sally and joe and fred and skippy

Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers?

oh my

Why has no one PM'd me with this vital info?

Ya wankers. Anyway, i do the synchronised "O" thing every day. Unless I'm interrupted by call-waiting.

I hope it's not during office hours, or I will have some explaining to do.

I'll bring my "o" face...

Sounds fun, I'm in!

Orgasms during office hours are especially good. ;)

Oh yes...they're the best. Only beaten by orgasms during full council *grins*

No faking it now you'll spoil the vibe :D

Pete's definitely getting full council tonight.

On the first day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To masturbate for all humanity.

On the second day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jack off with my left hand
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the third day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fourth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fifth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the sixth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the seventh day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the eighth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the ninth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the tenth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To whack off with a friend,
Touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

excellent!

I second Aliantha - I find hard n fast in the office toilets has it's own special appeal...

i'll be too drunk to do anything about that, but i'll be thinking of you all! ;-)

I'm not feelin' it...

of course if someone -- of the female persuasion -- were to post some kind of incentive... I just might be able to contribute something.

Only four times, lj?

Lemme see... If I reeallly tried... what's 24 times four?

pssst...Barefoot. Checkout the cellar meta section...

Teenagers! You get hard-ons just sitting in math class.

Oh but all those figures.....!

That hasn't stopped one of my coworkers. A while back she fell down some stairs and concussed herself, and shortly after that, her midlife crisis kicked in. She got into heavy BDSM, and several times has been ordered by her Master o' the Week to do things like "go masturbate in the bathroom and come loudly."

I missed it. How'd it go? ;)

down his leg

:rimshot:

hardy har farqhuar

on her face! :p

Watch it, you'll get ten years. Twenty if you smoke a cigarette afterwards. :mad:

Hey everyone:
Was it good for you too?

<smokes exploding cigar after sex>
<uses Tiger Balm Extra Strength for personal lubricant>
Hardassed and insensitive, that's me. :D