Cuz I Said I Would
 

OK, Boyz and Gurlz, here it is.
WTF I give up I cant get the f**king pic small enough!
Any ideas? I am an exibitionist so posting nude pictures of my self is no big thing. Cept here.:banghead:

Well, resize it! (Duh.. sorry..) Don't know what software you're using. Most have a Resize function. Make sure it does a resample too, though that's usually automatic.

yuppers... hmmm... Mr. Dallas... seems like you know what you're talking about :))

Wattsa matta, Fargon? Had to take a big shot to get all of your nakedness in the picture? Try taking one when you don't have a boner!

I always use paint since it is on pretty much any PC.
Here is a step by step process.

1) Right click the file
2) Click the "open with" option in the drop down menu
3) Select "paint" as the program to use
4) Once you are viewing the picture in paint click on the "image" menu
5) Click on the "stretch/skew" option
6) Put in percentages (i.e. 50% or 75%) until the picture is small enough. Just remember to put the same percentage in both the horizontal and vertical boxes so you don't distort your picture.

Hope that helps... :blush:

I will trty that tomorrow, Thank You.

My pleasure. :D

If you're really desperate you can email it to me and I'll resize it for you. (I promise not to make any other alterations. :angel: )

Actually, he emailed it to me but it got caught in my spam filter and I didn't catch it until I got back today. But then I couldn't do anything with it because it was tiny (the picture) so I asked for a bigger picture to work with.

Anyway, it's not Fargon's fault he hasn't come through for the ladies, yet.:blush:

Poor Fargon
He thinks the problem is he's just too big

Turns out his "whopper" is tiny by Bruce's exacting standards.

I only have two questions Why do you want to?
and why do you think we want to see It? :rotflol:

I want to see it.

Now cut that out. :p
The picture he sent was 50 x 38 pixels (0.694" x 0.528"), with 72 pixel/inch and 164 Kb.

What format was it? TIFF? A Jpeg those dimension should've been much smaller.

you folks do realize what the end result of all this will be, don't you? a big naked guy on your computer screen. i can see that in the mirror anytime i want.

Yup....

And you get to see Jinx's smooth tight butt every single night...

So there are some voyeurs on here, that's what!

No, it was a jpeg. It had been saved at a max quality setting, I'm guessing. ;)

it's small.

Yeah, and the picture of it isn't very damn big, either. :D

Daring. Not *real* daring, but daring nonetheless.

Irfanview has been recommended many times here. It's free and the code is just the right size to get the job done without 12 subdirectories and 40 DLL files.

Anybody lose their microfilm?