The Cellar

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Image of the Day (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=10)
-   -   January 26, 2007: Panda explosion! (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=13180)

Undertoad 01-26-2007 11:44 AM
January 26, 2007: Panda explosion!
 
http://cellar.org/2007/panda1a.jpg

"This is for everyone who hasn't seen the baby pandas", says axlrosen, whose hip-hop/baseball name is A-Rose. I hadn't seen the baby pandas. They're great!

Quote:
SICHUAN, China -- One zoo in southwest China has its hands full with 16 baby pandas.

The Sichuan Wolong Panda Protection and Breed Center is dealing with the results of a breeding boom -- 16 pandas have been born since July, 2006. The brood includes five sets of twins. The cubs are weighed and measured every five days.

The heaviest tips the scale at just over 24 pounds, while the lightest weighs about 11 pounds. The pandas are due to stop suckling by February, 2007 just about the time they'll start learning to walk. Once weaned, the panda cubs will attend panda kindergarten. In the meantime, more little ones are expected at the center since 38 giant pandas were artificially impregnated.
http://cellar.org/2007/panda2a.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/panda3.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/panda4.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/panda5.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/panda6.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/panda7.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/panda8.jpg

Happy Monkey 01-26-2007 11:46 AM
It looks like they develop bones later in life...

LabRat 01-26-2007 11:47 AM
If anyone talks about eating these guys, my ass is going on a photo strike!!!

GREAT Friday IOTD!!

glatt 01-26-2007 11:48 AM
I like the one in the third picture that looks like he's fixing a jam in a laser printer on the floor.

Trilby 01-26-2007 11:49 AM
What does one do in Panda Kindergarten?

Hoof Hearted 01-26-2007 12:05 PM
...eat, shoots, and leaves...


Looks like they're working in a stuffed toy shop!

Elspode 01-26-2007 12:07 PM
I wonder how their parents taste if they're slow-roasted and slathered with BBQ sauce? (there, LR...I didn't talk about eating the babies...)

Sheldonrs 01-26-2007 12:09 PM
WoW!!! Talk about Panda Express!

Happy Monkey 01-26-2007 12:10 PM
Here's the one in DC, just over a year ago:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/78...d5b41651_d.jpg

cooties 01-26-2007 12:24 PM
It's Panda-monium!

You can see one live - and growing - in Atlanta.

Griff 01-26-2007 12:45 PM
Its all fun and games until...
 
1 Attachment(s)
.

axlrosen 01-26-2007 12:56 PM
I like to call that 3rd picture "uuuuuugghh... I'll never drink again...."

freshnesschronic 01-26-2007 01:46 PM
Do the pandas have to roll to move? Cause they look very incapable of even holding up their body weight.

Shawnee123 01-26-2007 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cooties (Post 310545)
It's Panda-monium!

You can see one live - and growing - in Atlanta.
:p

Wow, and I thought that darn kitten was irresistable.

Deuce 01-26-2007 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 310531)
If anyone talks about eating these guys, my ass is going on a photo strike!!!

GREAT Friday IOTD!!
What? There are photos of your striking ass? Or your ass being struck? What is the donkey's name? There was one up here named Pasado, and he was struck repeatedly until he died. Only later were there photos, a movie to be precise. I can't remember the name of the movie.

Shawnee123 01-26-2007 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce (Post 310593)
What? There are photos of your striking ass? Or your ass being struck? What is the donkey's name? There was one up here named Pasado, and he was struck repeatedly until he died. Only later were there photos, a movie to be precise. I can't remember the name of the movie.

Where've you been? You can't walk through the Cellar without bumping a nut on a picture, a quote, or a statement pertaining to labrat's ass!;)

LabRat 01-26-2007 02:48 PM
Is that a bad thing? There'd be breast shots too, but I got shorted in that department. :bandaid: :bandaid:

Shawnee123 01-26-2007 02:54 PM
Nawwww...just thought it was funny!

fargon 01-26-2007 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 310605)
Where've you been? You can't walk through the Cellar without bumping a nut on a picture, a quote, or a statement pertaining to labrat's ass!;)
Would you rather have a picture of my ASS?

Elspode 01-26-2007 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 310619)
Is that a bad thing? There'd be breast shots too, but I got shorted in that department. :bandaid: :bandaid:
Ahem. There *were* breast pictures (although they were more artful than revealing), and the subjects of those photos were quite fine, IMHO. You are the living, beautiful emodiment of the old adage, "More than a mouthful is wasted".

footfootfoot 01-26-2007 05:45 PM
my name is Deuce Loosely and I am the panda. (42 seconds in)

Deuce 01-26-2007 06:27 PM
Cool, look! I'm on tv!

zippyt 01-26-2007 06:59 PM
Foot you are EVIL !!!!!!!

footfootfoot 01-26-2007 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 310690)
Foot you are EVIL !!!!!!!
I AM THE PANDA!!!

Griff 01-26-2007 07:17 PM
sweeet

zippyt 01-26-2007 07:21 PM
I AM THE PANDA!!!

Oh that explanes SOOOO much !!!!!!!

monster 01-26-2007 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 310531)
If anyone talks about eating these guys, my ass is going on a photo strike!!!

:idea: blackmail op...... :lol:

/envious of labrat's ass regards

Trilby 01-26-2007 09:05 PM
Let's start a new thread with how many references LabRat makes to her own ass!

xoxoxoBruce 01-26-2007 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 310531)
If anyone talks about eating these guys, my ass is going on a photo strike!!!
But they are little hams. :blush:


Oh, and I agree with Elspode. :thumbsup:

SPUCK 01-27-2007 01:35 AM
Sheesh!! Shoving them younger and younger into kindergarten!

mitheral 01-27-2007 03:38 PM
Anyone think the server just got hit by multiple searches for "posted by LabRat"?

monster 01-27-2007 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPUCK (Post 310805)
Sheesh!! Shoving them younger and younger into kindergarten!
I'd homeschool them. In my kitchen.......

SPUCK 01-28-2007 03:37 AM
You monster!

LabRat 01-29-2007 08:44 AM
F3- where did that come from? Funny!

footfootfoot 01-29-2007 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 311229)
F3- where did that come from? Funny!
That's Sifl and Olly. The best show ever made. The guys who made it fucked up and sold it to MTV thinking that MTV was going to air it. PSYCHE!!!
It got canned and sat on.

Zippy posted a link to 4 hours of it on youtube. I think it is on the ye olde video clippe threade.

Kingswood 01-29-2007 11:33 PM
And here I was, thinking that when pandas explode there would be nothing left but assorted lumps of fur-covered minced meat. Evidently they explode into lots of little pandas.

wolf 01-30-2007 09:47 AM
They are what happens if you get a gremlin wet. Just don't feed them after midnight.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:36 AM.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.