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The Atlanta Braves are bringing a Korean pitcher named Bong up to the bigs. Besides being a merchandizers dream, he will also be a ray of sunshine for bored headline writers.

Bong Serves Up One-Hitter

Reds Light Up Bong

Bong Gives Up Most Hits Since Woodstock

Some are too obvious

Visitors Smoke Bong

And it's a good thing he's in the NL.

Bong hits double.

Bonds Four Bagger Scorches Bong

Bong Fired Up by Crowd

Or, similarly, Crowd Ecstatic After Bong Hit

Come to think of it, Bong Hit Leads to Victory

Cox turns to Bong for relief

Braves Break Out Bong

Braves Like Bong's Potential

Phillies Seek Bong, Make Offer

Phillies Pass on Bong "Not right for our rotation," says GM.

Bong Silences Critics

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Bong Silences Critics

Or even better,

<b>Critics Silent After Bong Hit</b>.

Red Hot Bong Silences Heavy Hitters

Bong Extended In Contract Negotiations

Bong Empty After Long Outing

Bong Well Received by Fans

Bong Cracks, Fans Distressed

Bong Rank Pleases Clubhouse

Somebody make us stop.

Fans Can't Get Enough of Bong

must not reply...cannot resist...

Smoked Fish: Bong Hooks Marlins

my brother just e-mailed about ten to me it must stop unless....

Bong starts out bubbly, goes dry late in game
"At first I was stoked. Now the party's over... " --Bong
After the game, Bong was heard discussing a crossover career move to pro football. (While it isn't widely known, back in his college days, Bong quarterbacked in several bowl games, where his specialty was going long out of the shotgun.)

Pitching coach "Zig" Kifler acted quickly to place a lid on further speculation. "This is all premature, after all; Wine provided some excellent relief action, and won the game in extra innings after the bottom of the ninth ended in a Thai. This just isn't a Korea-ending move. Jamaican too much of it"

Bong's Smoke Overwhelms Yankees

Well of course you GOTTA post those... you just GOTTA.

Bong Receives Hero's Welcome in Native Korea

oh oh interleague play....

High Hard One : Bong Smokes Jays

in the name of cultural sensitivity don't let me start on the tribe...

North Korea jealous over South's Bong

hmmm....Bong Blows Out Arm

Durable Bong Enhances Bullpen

Baseball Watchable Again with Addition of Bong

Bong Blamed for On-field Confusion

Braves' Staff Improved by Medication, Bong

Bong Throws Heat, Braves Relieved

Bong Has Good Stuff

Bong Could Cause Trouble for Suspect Phillies

Bong's Water Spiked With Mystery Drug

Bong Thrown Out After Spitting Incident

Bong Running on Empty : Braves Bullpen Shaky

Killer Buds : Bong, Maddox Tight

Bong Doesn't Use Chewing Tobacco

Braves Hope to Expand Horizons Through Bong

.420 ERA for Bong

Strawberry gets record number of hits off Bong

Smokeless Bong Sent to Minors

What are we, stuck at 3 pages after one day?

Prized Bong Keeps Team On the Bubble

Bong Overused, Team Hits Bottom

Bong Loaded With New Contract (cough!)

Fans Anxiously Wait as Bong Warms Up

Farm Prospects Weeded Out: Bong Delivers

Grass Always Greener : Bong Demands Trade

Braves Reach Out To Bong : Share Peace Pipe

Deal Hashed Out But Bong Tarred

Bonds Takes Pipe To Bong Again, Cox Blames Easy Delivery

Bong's No-Hitter Stopped In Hail

Bong Strong: First in Draft

The Deal is Made: Bong Passed On

arent we repeating yet?!?!

Bong Fired After Unfortunate Outing