Insults - give it your best shot!
 

Okay, I've really enjoyed reading the sometimes witty, and sometimes not so witty, insults in some of the Cellar threads. So I thought why not start a thread to give folks a chance to let it all hang out and give us ALL your best insult! So here's your chance to show us what ya got. I'll start...this is more middle of the road insult...not so witty, but makes a point.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Americans need to pull their heads out of their butts and wake up. Get your act together!!

And she's not American bashing everyone! Simply supplying us our daily dose (if we require it or not) of hardcore fact!

Oh, ducky, I am so thankful thou art here to amend thy world!

Wisenheimer is such a newbie, he doesn't know this has been done at least twice before.

No offense, kids, but stop turning every single thread into the Freshness and DuckDuck Show. The reruns are so tedious!:rolleyes:

Tong wars.

Ahhh, but what about their theme song?

I gotta admit, the theme song is great. I don't know how they got Mancini posthumously, but that is one kickin' theme song.

Hmmm...seems like I can use an insult on myself for this one...

If ignorance is bliss, then Yznhymr IS the happiest person alive! :D

(name a country of origin) need to pull their heads out of their butts and wake up. Get your act together!!

Fuck You, ya car wash cunt!

My cock after a three day hike smells better than you do.

Someone dosn't know the difference between his cock and his a/hole.


What do you do on a three day hike that would make it smell so bad?
Crawling? like through dirt? dog poo on the trail?

Pssst, sky, I think those things actually sweat! Kind of like boob sweat. I know it's crazy, but it's true. :D

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
--Elaine Benes

Now are you ladies starting to appreciate what we have to go through? :rolleyes:

Oh, boy! I know I'm gonna get slammed now.

I've never smelled my ass after a hike. Though it gets whiped, still, that would be a bad inult too. Cock sounds worse to me.
I've hiked where there is no water other than what I carry. Death Valley at 100+. It is not purdy.

well it's like saying my boobs after a three mile hike smell better than you.
Perhaps I just don't mind my nose being down there. lol :blush:

yer a lamo insulter rk! :P

"Are you on some new allergy medication?"
-Mr. Crabs

I found this do-it-yourself Shakespeare insult kit, and thought of you guys (bats eyes). How 'bout, you reeky, rump fed, malt worm!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

shakespeare! you scallywaggish pirate hooker

Peri-wig paited fellow! Groundlings! -snippy -snippy.
Dumb shows and noise.
"hamlets advice......."

choad

shitlicker

Tailposter.

Oh you hemipygian, glabrous-balled, walnut-brained wombat.

Goat Herder

"...scruffy-looking nerf-herder?"

Seat licking fuck-'tard?
Ooooh....not politically correct. I'm going to hell!!!

Good ones Urbane.

You, low-life scissorbilled donkey dick.......


Ahem......

whatever - wiggle your ears, my thighs itch

If you'd wash there from time to time...

I would like to suggest that the phrase, "you suck" is a fine insult. It sounds dirty, without being explicit, leaving the insultee to imagine all sorts of things. (Suck badly? Now that's a real insult!) It's pithy and succinct. It has a nice ring to it. It's vague enough to be humorous when you want it to. It rhymes with fuck--always a good thing. Even better, the plural form is just as effective, to wit:

You People Suck!

or, if in Texas, it's "Y'all Suck!"






Just kidding! Really!

C, in the south it's "You'ins":)