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Flint 06-14-2007 11:54 AM
Cellar in Crisis!
 
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Concerned Citizens, USA - Jun 14, 07

Local authorities report a disturbing situation, as rising waters, flooding the ground floors of the internet, threaten to spill over into the sparsely populated lower levels and wreak havoc on the habitat of the endangered species who dwell there.

Experts compare the situation to New Orleans, where standing floodwaters in a highly populated area picked up pestilence and industrial waste. Adding to the danger of this current situation, the polluted sludge may very well rain down upon the heads of these unlucky denizens of the underworld, befouling their habitat and necessitating emergency biohazard protocols.

Some take a unique outlook, suggesting an embrace of the impending disaster as a gift from Mother Nature; even advocating such extreme measures as wallowing in the radioactive muck, allowing the toxic concoction to give, perhaps, a nudge to the evolutionary process.

Others take a different point of view, urging an immediate and indiscriminate slaughter of anything that moves, breathes, or blinks.

Still others suggest that there may be some kind of middle ground, a moderate approach. These idealistic daydreamers are unanimously shouted down, after which they are beaten to death without further ado.

HungLikeJesus 06-14-2007 12:04 PM
Flint -- no fair reaching into the future for news reports...

...but while you're there, bring back some lottery numbers.

Nightsong 06-14-2007 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 354986)

...but while you're there, bring back some lottery numbers.
And bagels.

Shawnee123 06-14-2007 12:12 PM
Film at 11

SteveDallas 06-14-2007 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 354982)
Still others suggest that there may be some kind of middle ground, a moderate approach. These idealistic daydreamers are unanimously shouted down, after which they are beaten to death without further ado.
This is the just reward of all good moderates.

Cloud 06-14-2007 12:14 PM
start bailing, people! get the pumps out! run for your lives!

HungLikeJesus 06-14-2007 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 354994)
This is the just reward of all good moderates.
When I first read that I thought it said "This is the just reward of all good moderators."

I just drilled a large hole in the floor. There is a subCellar below the Cellar. And one below that, and one below that, and so on.

Cloud 06-14-2007 12:22 PM
me too.

. . . do we have moderators?

lumberjim 06-14-2007 12:23 PM
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I FOUND THIS SCIENTIFIC GRAPH:

Flint 06-14-2007 12:24 PM
MS Paint strikes again!

Cloud 06-14-2007 12:27 PM
hmm, that pestilence and industrial waste looks suspiciously like a floating turd.

Who shit in the water?!

Shawnee123 06-14-2007 12:35 PM
It's just a Baby Ruth bar

HungLikeJesus 06-14-2007 12:37 PM
The unlucky denizen needs to clean out the floor drain. Cellar insurance probably doesn't cover maintenance issues or flood damage.

xoxoxoBruce 06-14-2007 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 355003)
me too.

. . . do we have moderators?
Not the Mary Poppins/4th grade Nuns, you want.

Cloud 06-14-2007 02:28 PM
Mary Poppins liked rum punch, so she couldn't be all bad.

I don't think I ever indicated I want moderators. Besides, I'd want the Huns (a la Night at the Museum) to be moderators.

(schhhhicck) Aaah! (arrow to the throat):dead:

Spexxvet 06-14-2007 04:44 PM
A look below the Cellar :D

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/2...arfloodel4.jpg

HungLikeJesus 06-14-2007 05:25 PM
That made me laugh.

LJ has one hand that looks like a foot, one that looks like a bouquet of flowers, and two little stumps for legs. No wonder he's bitter.

Cloud 06-14-2007 05:26 PM
he's either in Hell or he's Atlas.

HungLikeJesus 06-14-2007 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 355154)
he's either in Hell or he's Atlas.
He's in the first subCellar. See post #7.

Cyclefrance 06-14-2007 05:53 PM
He looks a bit like that little boy who had his finger in a dyke (and I'm sure you'll make something of that!)

lumberjim 06-14-2007 06:13 PM
you guys are so wierd

richlevy 06-14-2007 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 355156)
He's in the first subCellar. See post #7.
Yeah, but the people you have to really watch out for are the ones who hang out in the domCellar.:whip:

HungLikeJesus 06-14-2007 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 355205)
Yeah, but the people you have to really watch out for are the ones who hang out in the domCellar.:whip:
They were all hanging out in Gabbly Chat last night.

Flint 06-15-2007 08:33 AM
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I had thought of it more like this:

Shawnee123 06-15-2007 08:45 AM
:p

Spexxvet 06-15-2007 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 355153)
That made me laugh.

LJ has one hand that looks like a foot, one that looks like a bouquet of flowers, and two little stumps for legs. No wonder he's bitter.
That's not a bouquet of flowers - he's giving you the finger.

Spexxvet 06-15-2007 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 355323)
:p
How'd you get that photo of me?

Flint 06-15-2007 09:05 AM
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Shawnee123 06-15-2007 09:12 AM
Thanks, I needed that laugh. You guys are so funny.

HungLikeJesus 06-15-2007 09:40 AM
Flint -- either you've got a lot of free time or you're a fast computer artist. Same with Shawnee and Spexxvet.

Those drawings are so lifelike that at first I thought they were photographs.

fargon 06-15-2007 09:57 AM
Cool indoor pool, lets get nekkid and go swimmin!!!
Splishey, splashey!!!

TheMercenary 06-15-2007 10:57 AM
Well somebody throw that chick a raft either way will ya! Sheeessh.

HungLikeJesus 06-15-2007 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 355325)
That's not a bouquet of flowers - he's giving you the finger.
I thought he was giving me the flower.

Sundae 06-15-2007 01:01 PM
Spexx appears to have got so excited at poking LJ that he has spilled some seed on his trousers...!

Shawnee123 06-15-2007 01:24 PM
Well, you know Spexx...;)

Flint 06-15-2007 01:37 PM
Has a high dry-cleaning bill, does he?

Spexxvet 06-15-2007 02:13 PM
And that's while wearing a condom! You should see when I'm bare-back...

Shawnee123 06-15-2007 02:15 PM
Hmmm, I didn't have the skillz to draw you a condom.

(not even sure how the spots got there. I just used the little bucket o'paint icon)

Flint 06-15-2007 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 355545)
...
(not even sure how the spots got there. I just used the little bucket o'paint icon)
It's a GIF of a JPEG of a BMP. Just be happy you can even make it out.

Shawnee123 06-15-2007 02:23 PM
Yeah, you're speaking that damn Flintinese again.

HungLikeJesus 06-15-2007 02:26 PM
Flint -- I like the fact that you changed the date in the first post. It makes my first post inexplicable.

Flint 06-15-2007 02:28 PM
True Story: I went back in to fix a typo, and while I was there I made it look like I edited to correct the date.

Shawnee123 06-15-2007 03:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 355562)
Flint -- I like the fact that you changed the date in the first post. It makes my first post inexplicable.
Nah, I still xplic ya.

wolf 06-15-2007 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 355003)
me too.

. . . do we have moderators?

No, only immoderators.

Flint 06-15-2007 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wolf (Post 355612)
No, only immoderators.
It's true. I've chatted with wolf. We talked about things that would make a sailor blush.


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