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smurfalicious 09-12-2007 07:27 AM

Nominee for Worst (or Best) Mugshot Ever
 
Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed: from The Smoking Gun, courtesy Fark.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...11072toes1.jpg

After mugging, creep told victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."

SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passerby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...enn/Prison.jpg

JuancoRocks 09-23-2007 04:15 AM

Nominee for Worst (or Best) Mugshot Ever
 
Can't you see the dragon that's eating my nose?
I can.....and it's a big Mofo....
I are skeered!!
Lock me up jailkeeper....

PointsOfLight 09-23-2007 04:59 AM

http://www.yorku.ca/harris/harris1.jpg

i don't know if this is a mug shot...but it still makes me laugh.

Elspode 09-23-2007 05:27 AM

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Griff 09-23-2007 09:58 AM

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There is a lot of material out there. Some of significance-

richlevy 09-23-2007 11:16 AM

Tom Delay. Does the equal protection clause mean that I can have a stylist on-hand too?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...mdelaymug1.jpg

Explanation here.

Quote:

On Thursday, Tom DeLay reported to the Harris County sheriff's office in Houston to post bond and get fingerprinted. DeLay also posed for a mug shot. The photograph shows a face-forward DeLay grinning; it doesn't show him in profile or holding a placard of identifying numbers. Is this happy-go-lucky photo a real mug shot?
Yes, though advances in technology have made mug shots pretty much indistinguishable from normal photographs.

freshnesschronic 09-24-2007 02:06 AM

Interesting skin head mug shot photo.
I remember watching this thing on discovery channel about prisons or something and it said some prison wings were separated by race. Now doesn't this preach segregation and gang hatred and lead to violence between the groups? The concept is beyond me.

Griff 09-24-2007 06:21 AM

(Almost) Nobody gets reformed in prison, so they just try to limit the blood letting.

Flint 09-24-2007 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 388329)
I remember watching this thing on discovery channel about prisons or something and it said some prison wings were separated by race. Now doesn't this preach segregation and gang hatred and lead to violence between the groups?

Does it lead to racial violence? . . . Why do you think they were separated in the first place? Why do you think they were in prison in the first place?

freshnesschronic 09-24-2007 09:27 AM

It's like the pen is recruiting for I dunno, the Panthers, Neo Nazi clan and Latin Kings.
Like normal criminals enter, then get hazed by their segregated ethnic wing and if released have a worse mindset than when they were put in.

theotherguy 09-24-2007 09:53 AM

I'm not sure, but I think the inked-up guy might have some issues.

glatt 09-24-2007 10:03 AM

The inked up guy escaped recently. It was in the news. Killed his guard after wrestling his gun away from him. He was being escorted out of prison for medical treatment by the guard, and made his move. Got away and the manhunt lasted a day or two, if I recall correctly. He called his girlfriend crying and asking what to do and she convinced him to turn himself in. He claimed he didn't mean to kill the guard.

I don't like him.

bluecuracao 09-24-2007 10:12 AM

I think his girlfriend should find a new boyfriend.

BigV 09-24-2007 10:14 AM

My guess is that she is his girlfriend, but that he is not her boyfriend. Likely, he is some other fellow's girlfriend.

Shawnee123 09-24-2007 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 388408)
~snip
I don't like him.

You are so judgmental! ;)

I know an inked-up guy around these parts...not a spot uncovered (that I can see.) Do you think one day they will hate themselves for doing that?

jinx 09-24-2007 10:21 AM

Looks like he's been doodled on.... like a high school kid's notebook cover or jeans.

dar512 09-24-2007 11:35 AM

Re: tatoo face

If you were dyslexic, would you read this guy wrong?

Razzmatazz13 09-24-2007 01:36 PM

I'm wondering why tattoface thinks he could get away with *ANY* crime...all dolled up like that.

Idiot on so many levels.


Officer: Ma'am, can you describe the man who took your purse?
Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 388417)
Looks like he's been doodled on.... like a high school kid's notebook cover or jeans.

Officer: Oh, right, that guy. BRB we'll get your purse back.

freshnesschronic 09-24-2007 02:16 PM

Link glatt?
Intrigued, I am.

xoxoxoBruce 09-24-2007 05:35 PM

I remember reading about his escape. I think the manhunt was in Utah, because I remember wondering how he could not be spotted.

Flint 09-24-2007 11:18 PM

I was gonna put a "Don't tase me, bro!" tattoo on that guy's face, but I couldn't stand to look at it long enough to even get started.

HungLikeJesus 09-25-2007 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 388633)
I remember reading about his escape. I think the manhunt was in Utah, because I remember wondering how he could not be spotted.

Spotted? Are you punnin?

glatt 09-27-2007 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 388529)
Link glatt?
Intrigued, I am.

Sorry, no. Just going off my memory of the news coverage. I wouldn't be surprised if you could find his mugshot over at the Smoking Gun to get his name, and then do a Google news search on his name to get the details of the story.

ZenGum 10-11-2007 11:48 AM

Nice work all, a mighty funny thread :biggrin:

Police must love tattooed crooks. Well, love them for getting tattoos. Oh you know what I mean.

wolf 10-11-2007 01:17 PM

Most intoxicated celebrities have the worst mugshots ever.

Especially Nick Nolte, James Brown, and Pee Wee Herman. I would have included Rip Torn in the list, but he looks kind of used up under the best of circumstances.

theotherguy 10-11-2007 04:37 PM

Nick Nolte's is one of my favorite.

Mockingbird 10-11-2007 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 388415)
You are so judgmental! ;)

I know an inked-up guy around these parts...not a spot uncovered (that I can see.) Do you think one day they will hate themselves for doing that?

I always imagine that once they get old the skin will wrinkle until the tattoo that said 'IM A TOTAL BADASS' says something like 'MARTHA GET MY MEDS'

I don't know. I thought about getting one on the back of my neck that said, "If found please return to:" then my address. That would actually be helpful when I pass out drunk somewhere. Unfortunately, I move too much.

bluecuracao 10-11-2007 05:21 PM

It would be helpful when you get old, too, in case you wander off somewhere. But yeah, you'd have to be living in the same place.

LOL, wrinkly skin with tattoos would be like Mad fold-ins.


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