What do these say to you?
 

...Sorry....but I need to know.

...Fuck me?

Thats fair I guess

straightjackets for insane feet

They're going to get very dirty very quickly if you wear them to the pub.

Is the little buckle tight or does it rattle when you walk? It would suck to sound like jingle bells all day.

I'd say those are definitely "Come fuck me" boots.

a) I'm ready for some action

b) My podiatrist is getting that beach house he's had his eye on

Why are you asking, Ducks? I think I speak for most of the readership when I say that, if you own a pair, we would need to see a photo of you wearing them in order to give the most accurate assessment.

"My owner spends far too much on shoes?"

;)

I've heard of "fuck me" boots. But every girl I talk to seems to be wearing "fuck you" boots.

o/^ these boots are made for walkin' ....and that's just what they'll do....o/`

They say "I am a professional, bitch. Step aside...wait, there's a hot man over there...move outta my way!"

I like them, though I have no outfits that would go with them in white.
What that message they send to the receiver depends on the owner. I know you are a shoe person, so they mean something different to me if you wore them, vs. my shyish Eddie Bauer type friend. Honestly, the rest of the outfit, and the body language of the wearer convey a message that the boots alone don't (to me, anyway).

GoGo wanna-be. Just get real gogo boots.

my real heels are round ;)

Even my feet need a straight jacket?

Or

Fuck me unless it's after labor day?

Or

I want something to complain about. *Scuff* *Scuff* And I fully intend to tell you how cheap, I mean, expensive these were.

I'll step on your junk if ya' want... joke!
But, seriously... will ya'?

ding ding ding

We have a winner!!

OK....I dont have them (yet?).

I was placing an order on zappos and I just couldnt get past them...they are calling to me.

Case - I like the way you think :D

Clod - the jingling wouldnt bother me, I have pants that jingle.

I am needlessly uncomfortable.

They don't say anything to me...have you guys thought about upping your schizophrenia meds?

Leave 'em alone -- they're enjoying the conversations!

True, but if the pub's dark, will anyone notice??

Tanker Boots

http://www.uscav.com/prodinfo/images/27585.jpg

Probably not. At least, not until the ugly lights come on. ;)

Stock up on white shoe polish.

Some guy will be willing to lick 'em clean.

I expected better of you

Oh...not of you Bruce.....I like the way you think

I assume this was for me. I know. I am just brain dead here and couldn't come up with anything better.