Time to slam the trolls!
 

Trolls beware, there is a new sheriff in town, and carrying a big stick!

I am here to slam the trolls around and nothing can stop me, not even the mods!

So trolls, step right up and prepare to get SLAMMED in public!

robsterman1!
out of the gate with a strongly-worded double-post. trolls beware lol

Why thanks, Flint! seems my browser farked up and lost what I posted...seens the first post was actually accepted.

pfft.

So LabRat, are you a troll or an alien? You are a nonbeliever I take it, lol

go 4 it... so longs as you don't try to sell us life insurance. (be'an from Hartford and all)

I am no insurance salesman that's for sure ;)

I appreciate the numeral "1", which will allow us to avoid confusion when the inevitable robsterman2, robsterman3, etc. show up.

Would I be considered a troll or a lurker? More a lurker... I think.. er' ...believe... whatever. :eyebrow:

there's only one robsterman...and that's ME :-)

Any others are just cheap imitations ;)

Imitation robster? Very unrikery.

http://fox.org/~vince/out/imitationrobster.jpg

:lol:

Although that should be Bery unrikery. But I wonder if then some folks wouldn't get it.

fleshness will be velly upset by this

*slaps lumberjim's hand* naughty!

<n00bQuestion> What the eff are trolls/aliens? </n00bQuestion>

There are many definitions of a troll....I have no idea what an alien is though.

:eyebrow:

I'm an alien.

There has to be a downright comprehensive entry on Internet trolls on Wikipedia by now.

I've been probed.

that wasn't me.......

Bad BAD BAD!!!

Trolls get NO mercy these days

hey Robsterman1,
It's been a week now, I'm just idly wondering ... done much slamming yet? what's your tally?
;)

I don't think he's done any slamming. There's still annoying trolls hanging about.

(they could just be people I find annoying though...lol)

oh right...well I do have a few blonde bits in my hair...and I've had a couple of wines. To consol myself for being an idiot and all. Apparently drinking only contributes to the problem. Who woulda thunk it?

Well, it's a lovely springtime Friday evening for you ... enjoy!

yes...it's a very hot springtime evening here and what am I doing???

Posting on some lame MB on the internet.

It's official! I have no life.

(UT I don't really think this site is lame. It's my second home as you know by now)

Well so long as you have taken your laptop out onto your verandah garden, all is well.

well it's next to the window which overlooks the garden, so not so bad. :)

Fuck you two, getta rooooom

only if you come too Ducksy. ;)

Ohhh, youre a bit toey tonite Ali, I'd be tipping Dazza is gonna get lucky.

I'm *sposed* to be getting lucky.....but...NoooOOOoooOOOooooo

he might get lucky...but more likely I'll keep drinking then fall asleep while he keeps working and then he'll come to bed and well...I'll be asleep snoring.

I suspect morning sex might be on the cards though. ;)

ohhhh non kissy smelly breath sex



the best kind

yeah...always doggy style. lol Or some variation

Here is one for ya.

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-conte...7/05/troll.jpg

:lol: sounds way too familiar

So looks like this thread needs to be freshened up and out front and center !

Trolls may look cute, but their aura is NASTY!

Oh thank the deities you are back Sir Robsterman!
We've been practically overrun by trolls. We've lost three henchmen in the battle, and I've used up four bottles of flaming oil and Gorvex the Magic-User had to use his fireball scroll. Ware! There's one behind you!
;)

Well thank your lucky stars that you are not dead :P

So who do trolls like to do what they do?

A. They do it to make themselves shine, when they just plain smell!

Does this post require one to be on drugs to decipher it? My brain hurts now. But I'm all about waging war on some trolls, so count me in.

Trolls are a scourge and need to be stopped, and that's my crusade. Anyone care to join me in stamping the evil out of this forum?

Sure. I'll just be over here with this bottle of scotch making my breath flammable for the upcoming battle. Let me know when you need me.

I'll put in a plea for new poster Grendel T. Troll -- he's a real live person, not an electronic persona. Tells me he's guested/lurked occasionally on the Cellar. He may post a few from time to time.

Aww...thanks for the post! :)

Yep, I am one, but not the kind you're thinking of.

My handle comes from a few concepts:

1. Most people hate me.

2. While I haven't slaughtered Danes in a feasting hall, I have "slaughtered" a few people's Army careers during my 8-year stint (they messed with me because they didn't like me for one reason or another. I got them chaptered out or resigning their commissions).

3. I say what I want, irregardless of the consequences (which might explain concept 1)

4. If you think I am the worst person you've ever met, you haven't met my mother.

wtf is a Linux Minion?

Someone subservient to code?

More like a code troll :P

So come on knaves, do your worst and then regret it

http://www.linux.org

as well as:
http://counter.li.org

Oh yeah, I knew what Linux is, but didnt understand the Minion part...thanks :)

Heh, it's just my little personal title for Linux users who have compiled/re-compiled their chosen kernels. It's perfectly all right to stay with a pre-compiled kernel if it works for you. Making your OS truly yours, however...

*cough*ubergeek*cough*

I like my kernals popped with butter thanks :)

Oh, but those compiled kernels are very cleansing. I've heard.

Do compiled kernels show up in your poo?

No, just the pre-compiled ones.

I was feeling sorry for Robsterman. All that energy, that big stick he spoke of (maybe it's a whale penis?) and his clear hatred of trolls ... he issues his challenge... and ... ... ... nothing much has happened. Must be feeling frustrated.
Then I realized, damn this guy is a master strategist as well. The way to vanquish a troll is to ignore it. Since they're doing it to get your reaction, not reacting cripples them.
And so Robsterman has very cleverly been loudly and publicly ignoring all trolls in the cellar. Nice work!
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