Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest
 

I've said it for years, and now it has been proven...

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Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest


October 25, 2007 - 10:06AM


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20..._300x457,0.jpgSarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman.
Photo: AP


Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
''How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?'' the magazine said.
In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ''openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.''
On the small screen, Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ''with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull'', was fourth,
Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5.
''Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs.
"Since then, she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of ... pudge.''



http://www.theage.com.au/news/people...941197370.html

My husband agrees that she's unsexy.

C'mon, Ali. Men are a bit slow, but when your wife shows you a picture and says "Do you think she's sexy?", we know the answer to that one without looking. We just pretend to look to make you believe us.
And no, you never look fat. Ever. I swear.

I know I look fat. lol

I've never asked him if he thinks she's sexy. I watch 'sex and the city' on foxtel sometimes and he always says, 'she looks like a horse' without any prompting from me.

btw, Samantha rocks!

Ohhhh, I always said she had a horses head and got pff'ed at by men.

well there you go Ducksy. I guess you and my hubby see things in a similar light in some ways.

I have to say, she looked a million times better during the last season of sex when she had her hair short and curly. It really suited her face shape much better.

Shes got horse teeth and a bumpy nose

I mean, seeing as how I am perfect and shit...I feel the need to point out these flaws :p

well you do have a great arse...and nice boobies. And you have a beautiful face. Very classically beautiful.

awwww, shucks, now youre just trying to get into my pants ;)

Thanks though, but I have never thought of myself as classically beautiful.

Well it's fairly usual for others to see you differently than you see yourself. I'm sure others see different things too. I doubt anyone would disagree that you're an attractive woman though.

No thanks needed, although much appreciated.

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So, are we saying that the giant Pikachu is sexier than SJP???

It's one thing for us to talk on a board about the world's unsexiest woman, but why is Maxim devoting ink to this? It's just mean.

i have to agree glatt. thumbs down to maxim on the cruelness factor.

So did SJP ever get naked on Sex & the City? Or even pop her top? I remember reading an article ages ago saying she wouldn't do it, so the burden was on the other three women. (Fortunately they had Kim Cattrall.. after seeing some of her other work, it's surprising she made it through Star Trek VI with her Starfleet uniform on.)

Absolutely. Think of all the other unsexy women who will be jealous.

"I'm way unsexier than her ... she was just lucky and got famous, bitch....I deserve that ... its all political muttermuttermutter"

Has Maxim ever been known for being about inner beauty anyway?

Good point.

But imagine if you are any one of these women, and you hear about this. (You WILL hear about it.) Even if you don't value Maxim, it's not going to make you feel better about yourself.

Oh, it would make me feel bad, for sure. It's mean, yes, but not out of character for the publication.

No, but the sorta "aww-shucks" hot one that was with the fat Baldwin brother for awhile did once. That was worth half a chub.

As for the unsexiest woman title, I think this is a case of Maxim pointing out which women are the unsexiest out of the group of celebrities who are still qualified as sexy for one reason or another. I mean it has to be, because as far as I know, Janet Reno, Rosie O, and the island nation of Haiti are all still in existance.

Once again, I am perplexed by the fact that Uma Thurman somehow failed to make the cut.

have any of you taken a look at Jenna Jameson lately? holy mother of god and all that is unholy shitballs. she's starting to resemble joan rivers. she looks alienesque.

this, ladies and gentleman, is the definition of rode hard and put away wet...

http://cr.maxim.com/10501-11000/1058...Jameson_l1.jpg

Maybe I'm weird but I think Uma is beeeyoooteeeful! :)

Honestly though, who cares what Maxim thinks? This is the publication that ranked Lindsay Lohan above the incomparable Jessica Alba in their Top 100. I wouldn't fuck Lindsay Lohan with Bea Arthur's dick.

Ok, actually, I would. But only out of spite.

You just want to get your hands on Bea's equipment.

Now, Steve, how would you know about Bea's three piece unit?

I always said that SJP was a horseface.
I'm just surprised that Maxim would publish it.
Then again, if she ends an Oscar winner, they'll be kissing her ass.

I never said anything about pieces.

I guess I'm weird, but I think SJP is pretty fuckin' hot.

I still remember what happened to Jennifer Grey. She was cute in Dirty Dancing. The next time I saw her was playing herself in a sitcom in 2000. I didn't recognize her at first, since I didn't know who the cast was when I tuned in. It looked like some surgeon had taken her flaws and airbrushed them away. She was attractive, in a whitebread-same-as-thousands-of-other-starlets kind of way.

Here is an explanation.

If you have to choose between bland and beautiful, and unique and pretty, I would recommend the latter.

Oh, and by the way, the website also has Angelina Jolie before-and-after nose job pictures. I would like to go on the record as stating that I would have taken Miss Jolie in even without the nose job. Aren't I the gentleman?:p

WHOA.

Rich, maybe my system was being overly sensitive, but that link wreaked all hell with my virus scanner... the site kept trying to open another page and Norton kept deleting a file it was copying to my drive, and I couldn't break the cycle. I had to cut power to the machine before I could get the window to close.

For the record I didn't have any problems with the site.
Interesting though - I agree it's better to be quirky than airbrushed.

It didn't try to open any other pages on me, but I have McAfee and Firefox with pop-up blocking. It might not be warning me when it blocks.

Sorry that you had issues. Either your settings are too sensitive (or you have your notification set to tell you everything) or my Firefox/McAfee combination has let in some junk.

I'll see what the weekly virus scan turns up.

I think Uma is incredibly beautiful.

Very harsh of Maxim; I don't see any need to write something like that.

Judging from those pictures, I prefer her before. Maybe I'm weird.