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Do you really need a definition?

i swear to god i never put him up to this.

Can't start new threads yet either?

nope.

why can't you start threads?

Because "LJ" is a new user.

new users can't start threads? has it always been like that?

No, the spammers ruined it for the rest of us.

Meh, if a person can't stick around for a whole four days, are their threads really going to be that interesting? I definitely haven't felt any real loss since the changes went into effect.

Yup, sorry for my pignorance and all that. What's a fap?

1. fap fap fap 115 up, 7 down

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

by SAN JOSE STATE Apr 27, 2003 email it

WTF????

what?

Has anybody welcomed you yet? No?

Welcome to the Cellar, LJ.

Any moment now, Lumberjim will come by and give you the quiz.

wuoldnt that like....create a tear in the timespace continuum or something?

that's great. lumberjim HAS to give the test.

I think that's "FWAP" !

1. What is the first name of your most hated?

2. How's your fast ball?

3. Brand of Jeans?

4. Burger King or McDonalds?

5. Who makes you laugh the hardest?

6. If you had $100 to spend on one thing, what would you buy today?

7. Ever seen a car accident happen?

8. Say the first thing you see when you get out of bed

9. Does death frighten you?

10. What color is the number 8?

1. What is the first name of your most hated? I hate that I don't know his fucking jerk first name

2. How's your fast ball? it's fucking fast as shit, you dirty bitch....sorry still pissed about that first question.

3. Brand of Jeans? Levis

4. Burger King or McDonalds? McDonalds ....except for the food

5. Who makes you laugh the hardest? srsly?

6. If you had $100 to spend on one thing, what would you buy today? meat

7. Ever seen a car accident happen? only from the inside

8. Say the first thing you see when you get out of bed
ok

9. Does death frighten you? not so much.

10. What color is the number 8? Brown



good quiz

In number 6, I assume you mean bacon.

1. What is the first name of your most hated?
Patrick. He's dead, fortunately, 'tho I didn't kill him.

2. How's your fast ball?
Never had one, so I couldn't tell you.

3. Brand of Jeans?
I wear skirts.

4. Burger King or McDonalds?
McDonalds. I found a rodent turd on a napkin in my closest BK and I won't eat there again.

5. Who makes you laugh the hardest?
No person in particular.

6. If you had $100 to spend on one thing, what would you buy today?
Weed isn't the answerweedisn'ttheanswerweedisn'tthe answer . . .

7. Ever seen a car accident happen?
Only ones I've been in.

8. Say the first thing you see when you get out of bed
uh, my bedroom? cat fur?

9. Does death frighten you?
Yes.

10. What color is the number 8?
Kinda grayish on my screen.

You didn't put him up to it, but I'm pretty sure Choco was around during the course of our discussions yesterday Jimbo!

Anyway, fap/flaps. Who cares? They both mean jack shit in the end don't they. ;)

We all know who the fap/flapsers are around here.

SG this is fap

Ooooh...I think I might go fap myself right now!