He was pissed
 

NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service.

What is the crime? I mean, seriously, is there a law against mailing animal part to people?

Apparently.

"Dead animals or parts of animals"

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http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf

So in Western PA you have to give a dowry when you're cuckolded?

The poor cow.

I think he's been watching too many gangster movies. srsly.

I am surprised that I knew nothing of this.

I found an msnbc article, but it doesn't list the names of the recipients.

Wolf. Story here http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8U22FMO0.html

AP Story
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:rolleyes: she must have been overcome by the romance

wait . . . they got back together?!!

[advertising voiceover] A severed cow's head. Because sometimes flowers just aren't enough. [/voiceover]

Oh for pete's sake. Maybe it's my lack of perseverance that keeps me from a successful relationship...dude mails me a cow head and I'm out of there.

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Judge: Mr Fife, is this the first time you've mailed an animal's cranium to a spouse?

Fife: Yes sir.

Judge: OK, you're sentenced to 50 hours of picking trash out of the ditch. Court is adjourned.

Mrs Fife: I love you, you cowhead sending freakazoid.

Mr Fife: I love you too, you cheating witch.

Baby Fife: I don't stand a chance. :headshake

strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday.

:lol2:
That is very very weird. Thanks for noticing, and pointing it out.

What do expect from a guy from HUNKER?

She reconciled with the guy?!:eyebrow:

Yep, there sure are some crazies in the world.

Funny how the crazies always manage to find each other:lovers: :eyebrow:

There's someone for everyone...even animal part mailing sorts.

Ain't love grand? ;)

:lol2: @s123

Yeah...nothing says love like a dead head.

The thought "shit, this guy really is fucking crazy, I don't want him anywhere near our son' didn't cross her mind then?

If he was pissed was he drunk as well?

Well I guess there are some crazies out there..I thought it was pretty mild compared to beating the hell out of the guy or shooting them both in bed...these things happen. Call me crazy (not that you don't already).....In fact, I think one of my friends left a dead bird on someone's (a cheater ex) doorstep once...a black bird if I remember right. I shrug at that...really.

Well- I came out of a Far Side comic strip I'm sure...so don't listen to me!!
:)

And besides, he sent it to her lover, not to her. No need to woo her if her only other option gets scared off.

:lol: at all you invisible inkers.

If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it?

If it's someone from this site that you've got your eye on, you should definitely do it. ;)

Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked.

And he got his prize back: a woman so understanding that the mailing of a cow's head is of little consequence in the long term ups and down that any relationship will experience.

Excuse me, I need a tissue.

The invisi-posts were the funniest things in a long time!

aint love grand, shawnee?

lol...I wouldn't know. (Hey, does the Cow Head Correspondent make good money?)

Awww shucks, Zen...I would be honored to receive your, errr, whale penis. Oh, you didn't mean me? :blush:

:bolt:

He should have used UPS. And maybe cooked it, first:

He just should have sent Cow Tails. Naw - wouldn't have carried the same message...

If by "it" you mean their continued marriage. I would say that "it" worked either despite or because of the cowhead.... we can't say.

Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry.

But really it was a partial cow-ry.

Their love had gone cold, in fact it was friesian, but this has steered them back together. Udderwise, the relationship was pasture its time.

and now my day is complete.

I considered sending half a pig's head to my love rival once.
I was walking round a meat market and the little piggies heads really made me laugh. They weren't that expensive either. She'd been very rude about me the week before and it struck me as a funny way to get even.

What can I say, I didn't do it in the end.

Chicken?

I gotta say...last time I saw a pig's head at a butchers it damn near turned me veggie again.

Noooooooo, she said pig's head.

or Godfather a gillion times. (http://www.usefultrivia.com/movie_tr...ivia_003b.html)

Are there other gangster movies famous for severed heads she could have been referring to? :rolleyes:

Could be we're missing something here, people.

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Save's picking it, I suppose?

cows are so lucky

apologies for the apostrophe in there -the gremlins did it!

Scary sort of Lord Of The Flies vibe to turn a corner and suddenly come upon. :eek:

Godfather?

Damn, I wish someone had shown me this before I became a Secret Santa.:lol2:

:LOL:

Maybe the message he was trying to convey was "give me head, cow!".

This video features a cow doing something ... strange ....
The site is NSFW but the video itself is safe.