Family Feud (Fortunes) Help Please
 

My bro sets questions for a quiz on a regular basis. He wants to vary the format a little and is including a round of Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK).

No idea how he is scoring it, but these are the questions.
He needs answers from a reasonable amount of people to make it work and I offered your services :)

Please can you copy the questions and reply in white so you don't influence other people's responses? I'll collate all the answers and mail them to him next week.

ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman -
Name something that fastens clothes together -
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding -
Name the loudest animal in a zoo -
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day -
Name something associated with the country Wales -
Name a number you might have to memorise -
Name something you might put out for the birds -
Name an animal beginning with the letter T -

Thank you and much love

These are my responses if you're interested:
Name an enemy of Batman - Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - rings
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - parrot
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - smoke
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - London
Name something associated with the country Wales - rugby
Name a number you might have to memorise - 7 (hahaha) PIN number
Name something you might put out for the birds - bacon rind
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tiger

Would it be better to just PM you with our answers? it would prevent us from being influenced by others, and be easier than the white ink trick.
And do you want the first thing to pop into our heads, or what we consider to be the most appropriate.
Cause if it is the first thing, my answers are mostly going to be SEX or BEER. Maybe BACON. ;)
Well, it fits for a few questions.

Name something associated with the country Wales -

I've been to Wales, and it's a really nice place. I have no idea why this popped into my head, but "sheep fucking" was the first thing to register. That's supposed to be Scotland though, isn't it? You shouldn't be asking Americans these things.

Name an enemy of Batman - Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - button
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - monkeys
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Las Vegas
Name something associated with the country Wales - Prince Charles
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone
Name something you might put out for the birds - seed
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tiger

Well, I went ahead and did the white ink thing, so don't peek if you haven't answered yet. :)

Name an enemy of Batman - Poison Ivy
Name something that fastens clothes together - Button
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - A kiss
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Chimps
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Smoke
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - New York City
Name something associated with the country Wales - Pembroke Welsh Corgis
Name a number you might have to memorise - PIN for bank account
Name something you might put out for the birds - Bread crumbs
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Termite

Name an enemy of Batman - The Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - Button
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Cake
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -Pass Gas
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Bangkok
Name something associated with the country Wales -Sheep
Name a number you might have to memorise - Telephone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - Seed
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Turtle

Name an enemy of Batman - Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - zipper
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding -rings
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - chimpanzee
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -ride
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - New York City
Name something associated with the country Wales -cold weather?
Name a number you might have to memorise - 1776
Name something you might put out for the birds -stale bread
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - titmouse

Name an enemy of Batman - JokerName something that fastens clothes together - buttons
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - ringsName the loudest animal in a zoo - lionsName something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - throw up
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - New York
Name something associated with the country Wales - Welsh Corgies
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - seeds
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tapir

ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - poison ivy
Name something that fastens clothes together - zipper
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - london
Name something associated with the country Wales - sheep, of fucking course anyone who answers anything else is wrong
Name a number you might have to memorise - 42
Name something you might put out for the birds - seed
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tortoise

Thank you and much love kissy kissy

not sure about the wording for the number memorising one. maybe take out the word "might"?

Well, SG, I wasn't sure what to answer on some of them, but good luck!

Name an enemy of Batman - The Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - a button
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -Talk on their cell phone
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - New York City
Name something associated with the country Wales -Katherine Zeta Jones
Name a number you might have to memorise - My phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - Bread
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Turtle

My serious answers:
Name an enemy of Batman - Catwoman
Name something that fastens clothes together - A zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - gibbons
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - smoke
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - New York
Name something associated with the country Wales - Leeks
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - seed
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tiger


And now for some light amusement:
Name an enemy of Batman - Superman- rival for the 4pm time slot
Name something that fastens clothes together - I'm more interested in making them come apart.
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - the glance that means, oh great, your Uncle Herman is drunk already.
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - the one the dental vet is attending to.
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Die. Damn I hate that.
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Coonabarrabran, NSW. The Caltex 24 hour Quickbite diner is the best truckstop I've ever visited. Really.
Name something associated with the country Wales - Ok, sheep&%$#ing.
Name a number you might have to memorise - Pi, if you're a nerd.
Name something you might put out for the birds - I'd rather know something that would make the birds put out for me.
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tigger.

Lame finish, sorry. I was stuck.

Name an enemy of Batman - The Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together -Zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Rings
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -eat
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - London
Name something associated with the country Wales -Male voice choir (singing)
Name a number you might have to memorise - Pin number
Name something you might put out for the birds -breadcrumbs
Name an animal beginning with the letter T -Tortoise

ok, how do all you cool kids do that white ink thing?

pssst...use "white" lookout. :lol:

hey look! black works!

so does white, apparently. thanks.

You know, I hate this game. I hated it when it was a tv show, Richard Dawson? (Gawd. I looked it up and I *did* remember it correctly. Why, o, why am I wasting brain cells remembering the name of a host of a game show that I hate?)

The whole premise of the show, think like a sheep and be quick about it; the better sheep you are, the less original, the less creative, the less intelligent you are the more you will be rewarded--offended me. People were being encouraged to be stupid. This was alarming to me and I think it's a direct precursor to lots of other shit tv that carried on even to today, often to levels of painful wincing caricature. Jerry Springer comes to mind. (Yes, I know that's not a game show. The people on both shows all battle to be "The Stupidest!") I am embarrassed for all of them. Are they all too stupid to feel shame? Apparently. [/rant]

Ok. I feel better.

I like games too, so here's my two cents worth:

Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - Safety Pin
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Lion
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Grab the wheel
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Vegas, baby
Name something associated with the country Wales - The Welsh
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - bird bath
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tiger

Because I liked ZenGum's idea so much, I wanted to copy it. Here are my comedy answers.

Name an enemy of Batman - Everybody! Who, besides Robin and Alfred are even on his side?
Name something that fastens clothes together - bodily fluids
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - other bodily fluids
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - that screaming toddler lashed into his stroller
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - ride free; gas, grass or ass
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - the city that never sleeps
Name something associated with the country Wales - an generalized sense of inadequacy compared to city whales
Name a number you might have to memorise - the one you keep forgetting
Name something you might put out for the birds - cynaide and strychnine
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - you don't have animals with tea, it is a strictly vegetarian affair, so I choose Toast.

ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - the penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - lion
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - new york
Name something associated with the country Wales - leeks
Name a number you might have to memorise - PIN number
Name something you might put out for the birds - big fat balls
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tyrannosaurus rex (or toad)

And there I was thinking you were in the middle of a family feud!!!!!!!!!

Guess you're more of a Scattergories type, eh?

No, no, no, NO, NO! That's the WELSH, for sure!

It's also used for Yorkshire. Basically anywhere traditionally associated with sheep and/or wool textiles.

Oh yes!

Name an enemy of Batman - The Ridler
Name something that fastens clothes together - Rivets
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Monkeys
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Las Vegas
Name something associated with the country Wales - Jelly
Name a number you might have to memorise - ATM pin
Name something you might put out for the birds - birdfeed?
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tyrannosaurus Rex

Name an enemy of Batman - joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - zipper
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - smoke
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - NY NY
Name something associated with the country Wales - uhhhh
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - stale bread
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - turkey

leeks are associated with Wales?

Name an enemy of Batman - Harley Quinn
Name something that fastens clothes together - Stitches
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Glances
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Tiger
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Vomit
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Berlin, Germany
Name something associated with the country Wales - Tom Jones
Name a number you might have to memorise - Social Security Number
Name something you might put out for the birds - Cats
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tapir

ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - the green hornet
Name something that fastens clothes together - zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -have sex
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - sydney
Name something associated with the country Wales -The Prince
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone
Name something you might put out for the birds - seeds
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - trout

Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - Velcro
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - spit
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Screamer monkey
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -blow chunks
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Tokyo
Name something associated with the country Wales - Unintelligible speach
Name a number you might have to memorize - My anniversary date
Name something you might put out for the birds - Bread crumbs
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Trout

Hang on a minute. The green hornet was spidermans enemy wasn't he?

I've got all my evil rivals mixed up.

I guess I'd lose family feud if I gave that answer.

Name an enemy of Batman - The Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - Press Studs
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Rings
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Lion
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Las Vegas
Name something associated with the country Wales - Welsh People
Name a number you might have to memorise - PIN
Name something you might put out for the birds - Seed
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Turtle

Don't worry Ali, search YouTube for stupid answers on Family Feud.

In what month does a woman's pregnancy begin to show?

Uhh, September

An animal with three letters in its name?

Answer 1. Frog.
Answer 2. Alligator


Feel better yet?

Yup. It's a national symbol. It's associated with St David. Though the suggested connection of David having ordered his soldiers to wear leeks in their helmets at Heathfield in the sixth century is tenuous to put it mildly. It's most likely to have been a Tudor invention for some kind of propoganda purpose.

Alternatively, one could suggest that rather than encouraging people to join the herd, it encourages observation of the herd. Which can be a good thing. It's a valuable social skill to be able to predict the behaviour of others.

I knew you were gonna say that

and that was our spot prize answer! You have won the family holiday to Skegness, travelling there by canal boat!

I WANT that prize!

Hmmm...not a whole lot Zen, but thanks for trying matey. ;)

Green Hornet was a hero. ;) A relative of the Lone Ranger.

Spider-Man fought the Green Goblin.

[/geek]

well shit, I was way wrong then. Oh well, never mind. :)

ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - Thread
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Smoke
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Tokyo
Name something associated with the country Wales - Rabbit (Rarebit)
Name a number you might have to memorise - Social Security
Name something you might put out for the birds - Birdseed
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tiger

Thanks very much everyone, and thanks to those who PM'd me too.
I have a lovely lot of answers for my bro, including some that may warp his current trends.

HM and I used to play Family Feud on his PC. It was really tricky trying to get your head round the foreign answers - anything to do with sport, food or money was especially difficult!

thanks Dana, for the leeky answer!

Name an enemy of Batman - Joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - Suitcase
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Lust-filled glances that could melt butter
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Golden Lion Tamarin
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Fuck with the radio
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Anywhere but Newcastle
Name something associated with the country Wales - Sexually assaulted sheep
Name a number you might have to memorise - 32767
Name something you might put out for the birds - Grandma
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Toulouse