when is bigger not better?
 

food:

the giant hamburger does NOT look yummy. It looks like fun, but I wouldn't want to eat it.


what else?

SUV's have been sold under the myth that they are safer than sedans.

when an animal falls on your head?:D

wardrobes.....when you are moving the bastards.

oh...and fridges that dont fit in the little fridge spot in the kitchen

Most foods are better when they are smaller. The bigger they are, the tougher they are. This applies to vegetables, seafood, and livestock.

Tumors.

My ass

Debt.

vaginas

Gravitational Constants.

Vagina comment @monster: That depends on whether you are making one or having one.


Pool tables. 9 foot tables are great but Snooker tables suck!!
How frustrating.

Oh and debt. And facial pores.

Your personal proctologist wins the world's largest knuckle award?

cock

when is bigger not better?
 

Blood pressure, especiallay diastolic pressure. Normal: 105 +-5

Yesterday at doctor office (wait. today is thu... ) Tuesday at dr office:

106/54.

omg. lowest bp in many years.

Mother in law

A bill - any kind of bill.

A notice from the IRS (Incompetent Rectal Shitheads)

Shopping. When you cheated and used a trolley (shopping cart) and then realised you have to carry it all home once you're through the checkout.

Oh I agree with the cock comment too - no way is bigger better, it's all down to skill.

I think I've just fallen in love.

a fire

I disagree. The bigger they are, the more they stay in one place rather than snooping around your house AND the better bouncy castles they make for your kids :D

pimples

But mine was bigger than Vermont, and ate Rhode Island.

Hemorrhoids

Okay, that beats my mother in law post.