The Spanish Inquisition
 

(I've translated for you, because I knew you weren't expecting it....)

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
2. Can you touch your toes?
3. Which sport do you play most often?
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
8. What is your favorite color?
9. Do you have a passport?
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?

1. None.
2. Yes.
3. Soccer.
4. Way too long.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. Extremely.
8. Don't have a favorite, I don't play favorites like that.
9. Yes.
10. Army Issue.
11. I don't think I've ever purchased a holiday souvenir.

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
One, currently, but never liked the name due to past associations.

2. Can you touch your toes?
Sure. . . . can't everyone?

3. Which sport do you play most often?
Sport? uh . . . does belly dance count? how bout kitty steeplechase?

4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
about a week

5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
YES!

6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
Yes, I did.

7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Rarely watch comedy stuff, so I wouldn't know.

8. What is your favorite color?
blue/purple

9. Do you have a passport?
it's in the mail

10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
so rarely do I wear actual panties. Wore a slip and pantyhose to work today though, so -- black and tan.

11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
(puzzles over idiom) You mean vacation souvenir? Chinese silver jewelry from the Folk Art Festival in Santa Fe.

None
Yes
Racquetball
1 week
Bottle or pub tap
Yes
Half the time
Red
Yes
Black
Gold Hibiscus flower earrings from Panama for my mother.

Oh and by the way, I was expecting you.

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
Two. Neither are friends, work contacts

2. Can you touch your toes?
Yes. I'm fat but I'm limber

3. Which sport do you play most often?
The lottery

4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
So long I can't remember

5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Nicest in pint glasses. From the pub tap would be too gassy. Cans is acceptable, bottles too small.

6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
Nope. At work at the time. Didn't get to a tv until after it hit.

7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Only available on satellite here - have never seen a whole episode.

8. What is your favorite color?
Black or red for clothes. Pink for almost everything else. Green for sweets - I love the flavour green.

9. Do you have a passport?
Yes, but I have no idea where it is!

10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Pink

11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
Crikey - I've only had cut-price holidays recently, so I guess is was a statue of Anubis from Egypt in 2001.

Bwahahahaha
I used to call it Mad Cat Scramble when it didn't involve me, Hannibal Over the Alps when it did (how can such tiny cats be so heavy?)

Kitty Steeplechase is better!
'cept only have one now means it's only ever Kamikaze Death Attack these days :(

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
One! She dated my cousin in middle school and I haven't liked any of his girlfriends since.
2. Can you touch your toes?
Yep!
3. Which sport do you play most often?
"wait to see how long it takes me to write the paper before I break down and do it"a-thon, very specialized sport, that one
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
Last month, chinese with my aunt, mom, and other cousin
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Never is ALWAYS an option. :)
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
No, I missed it by seconds as I changed classes
7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no...more no than yes recently
8. What is your favorite color?
Currently I'd say minty green, but it changes all the time
9. Do you have a passport?
No, I've neve been outside the country (because canada doesn't really count)
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Nekkid! I haven't gotten dressed yet :D
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
I got a little backpack to carry my pants around the last time I went to Knoebols (I wore pants and shorts that day, so once it got hot out, I took the jeans off and didn't want to carry them)

How many people do you know named Claudia? One, mom's friend from HS
Can you touch your toes? Yes
Which sport do you play most often? Basketball
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? A year?
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) A bottle, a can, a glass, a keg, the pub tap, or off the floor
\Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? Yes
What is your favorite color? Green
Do you have a passport? No
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) White
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Probably some pumpkin kind of thing?

Shawnee are those colour-coded as to which ones are true?
PS - you know perfectly well what Monster means by holiday :)

Heee...

The beer one is beer colored. The green one is, well, green. Pumpkin is orange...etc.

Some I couldn't assign a color.

Oh jesus. I read holiday wrong too. I'm glad Shawnee messed that up before I did. :)

Culturally inept over here..move along.

interesting collection of sports here. I like the "toddler wrangling"!

you know Brianna?

How many people do you know named Claudia? dead aunt
Can you touch your toes? Yes
Which sport do you play most often? bicycle
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? yesterday
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Glass
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? vaguely
What is your favorite color? green
Do you have a passport? 2: US and France
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) gray
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? pumpkin?

yes, I meant vacation souvenir, but it sounds silly to my British ears and it was so mindboggling translating it from the Spanish (which is "strawdonqui", for those who fancy a try at being bilingual)

Ohhh...vacation! I seriously didn't even think of that. :blush:

Haven't been on one for a long time, but I always liked to pick up a bracelet of some kind. I love bracelets (I wear the green one you sent all the time!) :)

My apologies to Shawnee btw - it perhaps wasn't at all obvious what was meant (ETA as per above, it wasn't obvious!)
Monster, good job you're not part of my family, or you'd have had to translate from the Spanish ropiboos....

Oh silly, no apology needed!

My head is a bit spinny today...still tying up loose ends, and talking to everyone I run into. That beer at my going away party tonight is going to taste sooooo good! :)

Of course the Inquisitors initially used the olde Spanishe "Crapdelacostadelsol", but changed it after seeing the puzzled look on my face. I didn't tell them that came from seeing a live ostrich peeping out of their toolbox.

Hmm, I'm counting 4 for Soccer in some form...... mostly from Merkins.

Heehee, we told you it was better than your odd-shaped ball wrangling. :p

1) None
2) Nope
3) Kiddie chasing
4) Last night
5) Bottle, I guess (I don't drink the stuff)
6) Yes
7) Yes
8) Crimson
9) Yes
10) Teal
11) A necklace at Atlantic Beach, NC

Merkins?
What do you know of pubic wigs?

1. How many people do you know named Claudia? 2 - Schiffer And The Wife Of Mark, From "Mad About You"
2. Can you touch your toes? Yes.
3. Which sport do you play most often? Jumping To Conclusions
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie? 3 Days
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Yes
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? No - Live In Person
7. Do you find Family Guy funny? Yes
8. What is your favorite color? Black
9. Do you have a passport? Yes
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) White, Although I Have A Cousin Whose Go From White To Yellow To Brown To 'Set Themselves On Fucking Fire'
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? A Cap From Berlin

:)

BUZZZZ! the pubic wig question Does Not Count!

1) How many people do you know named Claudia?1, a waitress @ Denny's
2) Can you touch your toes?some days
3) Which sport do you play most often?bowling
4) How long since you opened a fortune cookie?about 6 months or so
5)Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)bottle, I guess
6) Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?No, radio, on Imus, thought it was a joke
7) Do you find Family Guy funny?sometimes
8) What is your favorite color?Is clear a color??
9) Do you have a passport?No
10) What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)A pathetic shade of grey (hey, u asked)
11) What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?a gun (replica) for my halloween costume

How many people do you know named Claudia?
Only the ones off the telly (2) I don't know anybody personally with that name

Can you touch your toes?
Oh yes. I can also put my palms flat on the floor, and can push my arms through my legs and touch the floor behing me...I am very bendy :P

Which sport do you play most often?
politics

How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
God, about two years..

Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Beer should be drunk often and with good friends...whatever the source.

Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
No I didn't. I was getting reports coming in on ICQ but didn't have the TV turned on

Do you find Family Guy funny?
Yes. I especially like the dog and the ridiculously clever baby

What is your favorite color?
umm....probably either red or green

Do you have a passport?
Nope.

What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Pink!

What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?


A mousmat with a painting depicting the Struggle of Labour

How many people do you know named Claudia? Zero, Zip, Ziltch..None@none.com

Can you touch your toes? Yes, I can comfortably grab my feet.

Which sport do you play most often? "Tug of Tights" with the puppy. Soon to be, "Tug of Rope Made Out of Old Levi's of Husband's".

How long since you opened a fortune cookie? Way too long. Let me get one out of the cabinet...It says: "A job well begun is half done".

Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? All, and if you can include the spinal column and base, that makes a cup(more of a pool), on someone's back. This method is most preferred.

Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Nope. But my sister dies every day on 9-11 you insensitive douche! :)

Do you find Family Guy funny? Sometimes. I have to be in a certain mood.

What is your favorite color? Puce. It is also a toss if ash grey is mixed with Pennyroyal.

Do you have a passport? No.

What color are your underpants today? Yes.

What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Harissa chutney from a really good Meditteranean restaurant.

How many people do you know named Claudia? My mother had a friend named Claudia, but I haven't seen her in 25 years. So maybe that doesn't count.

Can you touch your toes? Yes.

Which sport do you play most often? Professional Pedestrian.

How long since you opened a fortune cookie? At Imperial Garden for the Cellar GTG. Was that last month?

Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) I prefer a glass, but I don't mind drinking from a bottle. I'll drink from a can only if I have to. No pub tap--I don't like beer going down my shirt.

Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes.

Do you find Family Guy funny? Sometimes. I like the Simpsons better.

What is your favorite color? For clothes, black. For a toothbrush, blue or pink. For wine, deep red or sparkly light yellow.

Do you have a passport? No

What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Black, as usual.

What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? A painting of a funky cafe stand in Key West. I'd forgotten about it, and was surprised when it showed up by UPS after I returned home.

Hey me too! I just couldn't figure out how to word it, and didn't want to include a photo :p

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?

Just a Claudette. :D

2. Can you touch your toes?

Of course! I just bend my knees, and there they are.

3. Which sport do you play most often?

Bowling

4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?

About a month

5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)

All of the above, but preferably from a frosted mug.

6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?

Yes.

7. Do you find Family Guy funny?

No, no, nooooooooo. Yuck.

8. What is your favorite color?

Purple

9. Do you have a passport?

Nope.

10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)

Blue

11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?

A Halloween t-shirt