Cellar Dwellars Occupations
 

Forgive me if this has been done already. I did a quick search and didn't see anything.

Since I'm sort of new, I thought it would be interesting to find out what a lot of Dwellars do for a living. If you are a professional assassin, government operative or foreign spy and prefer not to answer, you can always say RNA (Rather Not Answer).

I'll start it off. My name is Dave and I work as an assistant administrator for a law firm. I do their IT and a hundred other things.

I am case and I am a slacker. I don't work, but I paint when I feel like it or when I have a commission to complete, or when I am not moving around the state. :)

I am actually considering getting a job, though. But it is so much fun to tell people I am a slacker.

I commit people.

Assistant to the Cup-holder at a Urinalyses Clinic...

Im a homemaker...i take care of my hubby and my kiddo...

I'm a satrap.

Wolf ain't kidding, either!

I am a freight relocation specialist for an unnamed mega-firm.

Now see...you've gone and made me consult the online dictionary!

P.S. I believe you BrianR. For some reason I didn't even question wolf's reply...not even for a second.

That's great! My wife is too. No kids...just me and the dogs (and cats).

I'm an unemployed Linux/Unix/FreeBSD system administrator/web developer/web designer.

I'm a Financial Advisor.

quit laughing.

I'm an engineer working in the renewable energy and energy efficiency field.

I lay around on my ass and eat bon-bons and bitch about my spouse. :lol:

Oh wait...

Financial Aid in Higher Ed (Federal Technical Analyst specifically)

I am a professional slacker. Retired truck driver, retired by order of the government.

I work in the IT racket in higher ed.

I spend the bulk of my time covering up the mistakes and omissions of prima donnas that deal with federal financial aid.

Jizz mopper at an adult movie arcade. But my day job is being the I.T. Director for a movie company in L.A.

I work in the FA racket in higher ed.

I spend the bulk of my time wondering why my computer is such a piece of crap, and why the droopy systems people can't make the system work for us. :lol:

Actually sleeve, you never told me this. btw...my IT peeps have always loved me. Very low maintenance chick right here.

every high maintenance chick in the worlds claims to be low maintenance. ;)

I knew someone would say that.

Meet the exception to everything you boys think you know about women.

Seriously.

Good for you! Some people just seem to be born to cause aggravation for other people, in whatever arena... others, not.
Everything? You must have an extremely interesting anatomy.

This confused me. Your day job and your night job are the same?

When I made my first move up at my old job, the IT guy assigned to the federal stuff was so relieved...the person before me was a moron, and liked the boys' attention.

I still party with my IT buddies from my old job. In fact, I went to their Christmas party this year.

Why do you think I don't post pictures all over the place? :eek:

I'm a consultant to a big company currently in a boat load of trouble. I design and build data, financial and accounting applications for them using MS Access, Excel and Word.

Like everyone else I worry about my job not being there tomorrow.

YMMV... in my experience women who like the boys' attention don't really, if the boys in question are from IT.

I suck- full time job. lol!

*shrugs*

MMmustV

I'm a translator and am developing a sideline in project administration ...

Damn the luck limey. In America project admins. get taken to the cleaners, from the taxes alone.

Sr. Software Engineer (aka Code Monkey) for a company that makes statistical software.

As a wife & mom, it might be simpler to list what I don't do. :)

As far as the rest of it, I'm a full-time student and freelance copywriter.

That's copyWriter, not copyRighter. People get that mixed up. Even people who really should know better, like English professors.

I am a retired person who passes lots of gas.

And for every really hot chick you meet, there is someone who is tired of her shit. :D

{joking already, calm down}

I'm a mum and wife. My list of duties is long and the pay is shit. I still recommend it for anyone who can afford it though. :)

Physicist at a research lab.

Admin and other tasks for a score of 501c3s ...and a full time mom when I remember where I left the kids and when I can find them under the mess....

I don't do housework.

Student at a university, entering professional structural firefighting this fall/winter.

????
Here you get taxed according to what you earn, not what you do. [and I earn diddly squat, it's official!]

Optician.

Officially unemployed, but I volunteer for 6 (soon to be 7) organizations and take care of spouse, house, critters, and paperwork. I wish reading, posting, and taking pix paid.

Photographer, printmaker, Christmas tree farmer and beekeeper (Sometimes the order changes):D

Commercial real estate accountant - I handle the accounting for office buildings, shopping centers, industrial complexes, and the occasional marina or other commercial enterprise. I have a private client (very solid financially) and am also employed by a commercial management firm. We're doing ok, those office buildings and shopping centers are still there...and still need to be managed...even if it's just a court-ordered receivership.

In my spare time, I'm a mom, spouse, spell-casting elf, advocate for the abused, and hobbyist.

Here if you contract as a project admin. You have to overcharge to earn a wage...

Contractors are heavily taxed.......

Freelance sound designer and voiceactor, mostly narration for several e-learning companies. I record in the master bedroom closet after the kids go to bed. During waking hours I'm the one in charge of keeping them alive.

Phone tech support for a large retail company, part-time. Full-time I'm enrolled in the near-by county college.

I am an office manager for a construction specialty company (don't laugh), an employee of a mega corporation to whom I am an entry on a balance sheet. I occasionally earn more money playing music than I spend buying stuff to play music with/through. In my spare time I work with a couple of alternative spirituality not for profits and have a coven out of my home.

Oh...and I'm a man whore.

A retired faux artist. Now a "gentlemans gentleman" for a couple with five kids, who are both Doctors. One a surgeon, his wife an MD. I hang around their home all day and then in the evening I come back to poverty. Kinda like living a double life.

Stay at home mom, formerly a paraeducator, which is fancy title for a non-teacher who works one on one with special ed kids at school.

I am a glorified babysitter.

I'd like to hear a sample.

Daytime = Family, wholesome, Christian entertainment.

Night = Sticky, dirty, nasty, entertainment.

I'm hoping one day to be the DJ in a strip club. ;)

I am paid to subvert and undermine the hegemony of one-party rule in Communist China, by means of teaching critical thinking to international (mostly Chinese) students who want to attend university here. I spend most of my time trying to beat some grasp of English grammar into them, though. I am also overthrowing several governments in South-east Asia, and starting next week, the Arabian Peninsula.

Career change: Storm clouds gathering; high seas developing; night approaching; the crew, when not threatening mutiny, is violently retching over the side, Should be good times.

Did I mention the pirates?

I'm a General Issue Joe. Sometimes I'm on the working end of the United States Foreign Policy.

Oh you guys actually work? Holy Moly!! lol! :)

what,...like a butler?

I'm a F&I manager at your friendly Nissan Giant.....but I think everyone knows that already.

I really want to be Tony Romo or Jason Witten, though.

Special Educator for really little people whose folks have limited means as well as a husband/dad, owner-builder, keeper of goats, and plant neglector.

Mom.

I forgot to add that it was unpaid volunteer work, but it consumes most of my day.... I'm that sort of a nerd/bossyboots...

Farmer corn/soybeans/mint producer/ [BEEF] club calf -show calf producer/ show dog handler/part time dog breeder. Part time veterinary beef cattle midwife

I did a while back. CF is very good at what she does.