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monster 01-30-2009 11:28 AM

School Mascots
 
My kids' school mascot is the ferocious Panda, Clodfobble's the fearsome Geckos, Wolf used to be a Trojan :lol: and Shawnee has been a Polar Bear

What about you?

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 528457)
I mailed them pandas to the school principal :D Panda is the mascot we're stuck with and we always end up with something that looks like the WWF panda on out team shirts etc, which doesn't exactly instil fear into the hearts of the opposition. damn hippy school -who the fuck picked a panda in the first place? :lol:

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 528462)
Our elementary school is the geckos. It's hard to avoid the Geico allusions.

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 528467)
The people who told your school they couldn't use the Red Indian who had been the mascot for 50 years prior to the panda.

My Junior High mascot was "Warriors." (injun in full headdress). I just went looking to see what the mascot situation was there, and according to the November Newsletter on the website voting was ongoing for some animal starting with "W." At least they weren't trying to choose something like "Wisteria."

My high school mascot - "Trojans." We took a lot of ribbing, but were stiff opponents.

In a strange twist of fate, I went to a college where we cheered the "Golden Rams."

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 528478)
I've been a Viking and a Polar Bear. :)

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 528480)
We'll be swimming against the Trojans :lol: I wonder what they use for swim caps? This merits a thread of it's own......

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 528481)
Coatesville is still the Red Raiders
who's gonna go there and argue with them though...

started here..... http://www.cellar.org/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=528481

monster 01-30-2009 11:28 AM

lol @ Wisteria

jinx 01-30-2009 11:31 AM

My HS mascot was the Whippets. Not NO2 hits from whipped cream canisters, the dogs. Small, skinny, shivery little dogs...

Pie 01-30-2009 11:31 AM

Baby Tigers (grade school)
Little Tigers (high school)
Spartans (college)
Tigers (grad school)

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 11:32 AM

Hmm, I don't remember any grad school mascot. It was St Patricks so it was probably a drunk leprachaun or something.

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 528491)
My HS mascot was the Whippets. Not NO2 hits from whipped cream canisters, the dogs. Small, skinny, shivery little dogs...

lol...whippets!

glatt 01-30-2009 11:38 AM

jr. high : Blue Demons
high: Blue Devils
college: Camels (Go Camels!)

Kids' school: Cardinals

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 11:40 AM

lol...CAMELS?

What fun you could have with that!

TheMercenary 01-30-2009 11:41 AM

HS- Tigers. And we played a school whose mascott was The Hens, Henrietta Hens, from Henretta, Oklahoma. Troy Aikman played ball there.

Clodfobble 01-30-2009 11:44 AM

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Oh, my high school mascot was especially retarded: it was Mr. Maroo, a personification of the school's colors (maroon and white,) because it was the sixties and I guess they'd already used all their brain cells that day just choosing the colors.

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The Mr. Maroo Mascot was officially adopted by the Student
Council in 1965-66. He is a hairy, 1.1 meters tall mutant transmorph with extraterrestrial parents. He is the embodiment of the "spirit of the Austin High Maroons."

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 11:47 AM

Mr Maroo. That is awesome.


My brother's college, Earlham, were The Fighting Quakers, the Hustlin' Quakers, and now just Quakers. Quakers fighting...get it?

Pie 01-30-2009 11:55 AM

UPenn has the fighting quakers -- I told badger that my tigers could take his quakers any day...

glatt 01-30-2009 12:03 PM

Mr. Maroo looks like the little furball guy we would get if we sold 5 magazine subscriptions in the 3rd grade fundraiser.

SteveDallas 01-30-2009 01:05 PM

Unicorns

Sundae 01-30-2009 02:34 PM

Mr Maroo has no arms or hands.
Was it a very... special school, Clod?

binky 01-30-2009 02:59 PM

My kids' schools are the Faller Suns(for Theodore Faller, a navy pilot who stayed with his jet rather than eject so that he could steer it away from the school, and died before they could get him out of the burning plane), and the Monroe Tigers. The high school here is Sherman Burroughs High school, and the mascot is the Mighty Burros, which seems odd, becasue I never thought of a burro as mighty.

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 03:05 PM

Ohhh, I just remembered that the elementary school I went to before we moved back to my 'rents home town in first grade was the Boone Station Bucking Broncos. It was in Ohio, though, not Kentucky.

SteveDallas 01-30-2009 03:14 PM

"Mr. Maroo" is perilously close to "Mr. Magoo."

Then there's always Mr. Celery.

barefoot serpent 01-30-2009 03:18 PM

JHS - Mules
HS - Vikings
College - Lumberjokes er, I mean Lumberjacks 'and we're OK; we sleep all night and work all day...'
now -- Jayhawks!

Chocolatl 01-30-2009 03:44 PM

Elementary - Pelicans
Middle school - Cougars
High school #1 - Wildcats
High school #2 - Lightning
College - Bulls

I'm now teaching at a school who have the Fighting Hawks for their mascot.

I was in the first graduating class from Cypress Bay (high school #2) and it drove me crazy that my peers chose Lightning for our team name/ "mascot." You can't have somebody dressed up as a lightning bolt! I tried to convince administration that we should get someone to dress up as Zeus and walk around with lightning bolts in his hands but no one ever listened to me.

Sheldonrs 01-30-2009 03:50 PM

HS was the Mustangs

College was the Pioneers

Clodfobble 01-30-2009 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Mr Maroo has no arms or hands.
Was it a very... special school, Clod?

Well, we weren't good at any sports, but our debate, music, and theatre departments were frequently state champions. We had a higher than normal nerd population, that's for sure.

I don't know if Brits have been exposed to old Bugs Bunny cartoons, but it was a common catchphrase back then to dismiss idiots with the expression, "What a bunch of maroons."

sweetwater 01-30-2009 04:17 PM

Elementary school: bisons
Middle school: mustangs
High school: stallions

But I grew up with Brutus Buckeye, who appears to be closely related to Mr. Maroo! :D

TheMercenary 01-30-2009 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 528599)
"Mr. Maroo" is perilously close to "Mr. Magoo."

My first thought too. :D

monster 01-30-2009 05:29 PM

the elementary schools are a bit lame, in general, aren't they?

Chocolatl 01-30-2009 05:34 PM

My brother's elementary school mascot was an Otter. Cute, but by no means intimidating.

I think the winner for lame mascot might go to Key West High School -- "Home of the Conchs!" Really? A giant sea snail?

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 05:45 PM

lmao...watch out...here comes the giant shell.


But, it's just sitting there.

TheMercenary 01-30-2009 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolatl (Post 528663)
My brother's elementary school mascot was an Otter. Cute, but by no means intimidating.

I think the winner for lame mascot might go to Key West High School -- "Home of the Conchs!" Really? A giant sea snail?

Otter at least bite. Better than being pecked to death by a hen. :lol2:

sweetwater 01-30-2009 05:50 PM

I remember riding a bus through WV and seeing a sign that same "Welcome to Poca, home of the Poca Dots!" - just checked, and yes, they are still there!

Griff 01-30-2009 06:14 PM

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I will now reveal my shame. I was once a... meteor? wtf?

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 06:16 PM

Found this old cheer (circa 1979) from the Fighting Quakers cheerleaders:

Fight exuberantly!
Fight exuberantly!
Compel them to relinquish the ball!

TheMercenary 01-30-2009 06:34 PM

duck!

warch 01-30-2009 06:40 PM

In college I was a "golden flash". wtf.

football cheer: menopause menopause get hot flashes!

monster 01-30-2009 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 528704)
I will now reveal my shame. I was once a... meatball? wtf?

fixed that for you

monster 01-30-2009 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by warch (Post 528716)
In college I was a "golden flash". wtf.

football cheer: menopause menopause get hot flashes!

better than a golden shower...

jinx 01-30-2009 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolatl (Post 528663)
I think the winner for lame mascot might go to Key West High School -- "Home of the Conchs!" Really? A giant sea snail?

They make a mean fritter though.... mmmmm

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 528741)
fixed that for you

lol...if there's a meatball mascot I have to see that.

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 07:36 PM

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Oh, I found Mr Meatball...from here.

monster 01-30-2009 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 528745)
lol...if there's a meatball mascot I have to see that.

he posted the pic of it....

this thing.....

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 07:41 PM

God I'm dense...I just went back thinking wtf?

lmao...it IS a meatball.

TheMercenary 01-30-2009 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 528748)
he posted the pic of it....

this thing.....

Ouch!

piercehawkeye45 01-30-2009 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 528510)
Mr Maroo. That is awesome.


My brother's college, Earlham, were The Fighting Quakers, the Hustlin' Quakers, and now just Quakers. Quakers fighting...get it?

Wow, my grandmother and my cousin went there. My dad and I give them shit for it.

TheMercenary 01-31-2009 11:22 AM

It's funny how people want to give you crap for something completely out of your control and a name you did not assign.

Shawnee123 01-31-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45 (Post 528762)
Wow, my grandmother and my cousin went there. My dad and I give them shit for it.

heehee...it's a very "different" school. My brother is a total conservative, so it was quite an experience. It is also a very good school (good biology program, his major)and he played football...then he was grad asst coach while they paid for his masters at Ball State.

I loved visiting (I was 2 grades younger so I got to spend a couple weekends while I was in HS at a college...it was fun.)

Big Sarge 01-31-2009 09:33 PM

HS: Golden Wave
College: Rebels

monster 01-31-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 529136)
HS: Golden Wave

that sounds like a golden shower only worse....

Pico and ME 01-31-2009 10:10 PM

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My high school and college mascots were blue collar burly types...

wolf 01-31-2009 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 528745)
lol...if there's a meatball mascot I have to see that.

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 528748)
he posted the pic of it....

this thing.....

How dare you all make fun of the sacred meatball which was the spark of all humanity! It was hurled to the Earth by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 529136)
HS: Golden Wave

There are just so many inappropriate things I could say about that.

So many.

Oh come on, you're all thinking of them too!

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 529142)
My high school and college mascots were blue collar burly types...

They're what, bricklayers and ball-peeners?

Pico and ME 02-01-2009 01:19 AM

The Brickies and Purdue Pete, who is a 'boilermaker'

Griff 02-01-2009 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 529150)
How dare you all make fun of the sacred meatball which was the spark of all humanity! It was hurled to the Earth by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

Ramen, I say to you. Thank you for so effectively defending the indefensible. Unfortunately, the sacred Meatball being mascot for a public school has opened a whole other can of worms!

wolf 02-01-2009 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 529199)
Ramen, I say to you. Thank you for so effectively defending the indefensible. Unfortunately, the sacred Meatball being mascot for a public school has opened a whole other can of worms!

Shame the ACLU doesn't wear the blue helmets too, makes 'em easier to aim at ...

TheMercenary 02-01-2009 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 529221)
Shame the ACLU doesn't wear the blue helmets too, makes 'em easier to aim at ...

You can still aim at the white spot on the helmet. Really, it is pretty easy to see in a scope.

Urbane Guerrilla 02-01-2009 08:48 PM

Arizona Wildcats. Sometimes seen wearing a mortarboard.

Shawnee123 02-01-2009 08:50 PM

I would have thought your mascot was "God"

:)

Urbane Guerrilla 02-01-2009 08:52 PM

But I didn't go to seminary!:3_eyes: :3eye:

Shawnee123 02-01-2009 09:02 PM

Touche! :)

kerosene 02-03-2009 04:45 PM

We were the Lambkins. While in high school, our mascot actually showed up on Letterman's list of top ten wimpiest mascots. That was a high point.

morethanpretty 02-03-2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by case (Post 530212)
We were the Lambkins. While in high school, our mascot actually showed up on Letterman's list of top ten wimpiest mascots. That was a high point.

Lambkins? Was your rallying cry "Baaaaaa"?

Elementary thru HS I was a panther.
Our rival school was the Farmers, the Farmersville Fightin' Farmers.
My college's mascot is a cougar.

jinx 02-03-2009 06:33 PM

Walking across the huge open field in the center of all the dorms, in the middle of the night, I discovered that our college mascot was a scary pirate with a giant head. A "Marauder". Almost had to use my rape whistle...

Sundae 02-04-2009 06:29 AM

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Separated at birth?


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