I MAY BE SHORT, BUT I'M REASONABLY SURE I COULD KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES.
 

STATS:
HEIGHT: 4'4"
WEIGHT: 205 LBS
MAX PRESS: 55 LBS.

BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR TEETH.

DO NEVER TEST http://www.principiadiscordia.com/fo...ult/digtbk.gif

TGRR,
I'M A FUCKING FESTIVAL.

My teeth? Ok, hold on while I sit on the ground so you can reach.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU TALL BASTARDS AREN'T THAT TOUGH.

TGRR,
EST GRADUATE

If you are an EST Grad, you do know how to hold your water...and you probably have a chip on your shoulder from having to sit through that crap.

I'm not gonna fuck with you, you've been through enough.

:lol2: what an idiot.

I could leg press two and a half of him.

BRING IT, TOUGH GUY! YOU BASTARDS THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TALL AND GET ALL THE GIRLS THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

YOU SOUND LIKE THOSE BASTARDS AT SCHOOL THAT MAKE FUN OF MY EYES!

you mean lick all of your asses, doncha?

who's an EST grad?

Well I did get in trouble for making fun of a Japanese girl's eyes in 4th grade.. i guess you just don't outgrow some things.

yeh all three of 'em.

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

I WILL TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS!

I AM WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?

"Reasonably sure" don't cut it here, tiny tim.

:mad2:

SAY THAT TO MY FACE

Sorry - I can't bend down that far.

How redundant

He's begging for a banning

Banning don't enter into it.

This thread doesn't exist. I'm imagining it. It's simply a side effect of the dentist's drugs.

ARE YOU STILL PISSED OFF? OWNED.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/fo...ault/whack.gif

MOTHAFUCKIN' TAIL POST CUZ I AIN'T EVEN READ THIS SHIT FOOL




I like this guy.

TGGGRRR, you may be the dog's bollocks on that other site, but here, you gotta long way to go to reach Flint... even if you stand on a step-stool.

Don't drag my name into this. I'm just this guy who used to post here.

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY DISABILITY? :mad2:

which one?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19657

it's a kick ass fiesta~!

Why do you guys have to pick on him?

He's the one that started the thread.

he started it

Your mom started it.

neener neener neener

HEY you kids. If I have to stop this car to separate all of you....

:eyebrow:

:stickpoke

PIE!?

*pulls car to the side of the road*

He needs a step stool to mouth fuck him in the butt

I am unable to parse this sentence.

Yes? :confused:

Pardon the sucky camera phone up-close focus.

It is to buttfuck the mouth of him that the step stool would be needful.

Why the hell would I want someone to prove they can kick my arse?
If they can, I get ouchies (although I guess that's another photo for the collection).
If they can't, they are humiliated and will probably bite my ankles instead.

I'll pass on this one.

Hmm, he seems so pleasant, both from his behavior, and his profile info.

Roger could totally beat me up.

I'm just a silly girl.

No way - you'd bitchslap him into next week & you know it.

holy wow - I go away from the beloved Cellar for a couple of years, and this is what I come back to?
No banning - I like watching fellow Cellarites squish him like the bug that he is.
"Grrrr" my arse.

Fucking WIN.

Yeah, I'm working on that.

I'm like crabgrass. Leave me alone for a week, and everything just goes all to hell.

Feeling rick rolled anyone? ;)

Hush.

:bolt:

:eyeball: :eyeball:

Ahem. The troll got y'all, y'all.
I was snerking the whole way through, tgrr. Good job! :thumb:

He's not the troll. We're all the trolls. Just ask him. ;)

Thanks.

This board at least seems to have few internet tough guys. I posted that at Totse a couple of years back, and it went to 80 pages in 3 hours...and it's amazing how many former varsity football stars/kung fu masters are on the internet.

Because, you know, a threat from an alleged midget requires an overwhelming response.

Ban him anyway!!!!

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee