What bits are you missing?
 

Choco's idea following Cloud's bad news about needing surgery.... What internal organs and other body parts are you missing? (that you used to have). Is there an interesting story about it?

Plus, we'll take sanity as a given, and hair on the men over 30 (:p) .... and also that I'm insensitive because you lost whatever it was on 9/11.... [/killjoy]

I am missing my tonsils (removed as a child) and 4 molars removed for the purposes od reducing overcrowding. That's about it. Oh and a suspect mole I had on my shoulder. I'm more complete than I feel!

Beest is missing half his thyroid and two wisdom teeth, all removed since we came to the USA -what is it with you people? :lol: :p

I still have my damn tonsils.

I'm missing the meniscus cartilage in my left knee, basketball injury. All my wisdom teeth, gone.

And a thumbnail. I'm missing that. Where can I get a replacement thumbnail?

:p

I wonder hoe close to a complete missing body we can get? Has anyone had a heart transplant?

tonsils, wisdom teeth, one molar, attention span, confidence, looks.

that, young man, will get you on report.

why do you feel you've lost your looks? I think you look fine right now -what the hell did you used to look like?

Seriously. You're cute as hell. :)

So far, I am only missing my gallbladder. I can't help but imagine a little empty space where it used to be, and I always imagine that that area of my abdomen is concave, now.

I spent a long time insisting I needed to have my wisdom teeth removed, only to find out recently that I don't have any in the first place.

I guess if anyone has had Lasik, we might have a few pieces of eyeball missing?

:yum:

So

tonsils
wisdom teeth
gall bladder
thumbnail
half a thyroid
knee cartilage

Monster's Frankenstein is still somewhat incomplete..... we need more body parts!

Oh yeah, I'm missing my front tooth. Bridged now, but it happened in 2nd grade after I was chasing Steve on the playground. I fell and my tooth went up into my head...surgeries later they bridged it but not until I turned 18 and my head stopped growing. It's like caps only the left front one isn't hooked to anything.

Poor Sister Norbertine called my mom and was crying because she thought if she found my tooth they could replant it. Turned out it was behind my nose. LOL.

Choco...how can you not know you didn't have wisdom teeth? They're very crowding. :)

thanks you gals

on left

http://cellar.org/2007/tonyjoe-b.jpg

That's why I thought I had them! My mouth has always felt very crowded and I was convinced I had a few wisdom teeth to remove. I finally asked the last time I was at the dentist and he was baffled -- no wisdom teeth on the x-ray. Apparently this is what people's mouths feel like all the time?

I've heard that sometimes people don't have wisdom teeth. In my case they never surfaced but were threatening my other teeth. I went completely under for removal, having been given a choice. I did not need to go though what I went through with my teeth as a kid and young adult. It was constant, it seemed. Orthodotic appts were just another thing to do during the week, as they tried to fix me.

it's pretty common to be missing teeth -not just wisdom teeth.

i want more body parts....

...oh and toad, i prefer the updated version :D

Just a mole and a molar, no organs or anything really cool, sorry...

All original equipment still intact. Some of it fused together but intact nonetheless.

the mind boggles.....

dem bones.

yeah the boner fusion idea was what was doing the boggling. poor mrs. beestie :eek:




oh wait, mybad, boneS -apparently i can typo when i read, too :D

Depends on your genetic background.

Sadly, I had all four of the damn things and they all had to come out. I wasn't put fully under for the procedure -- doc said I was awake and aware the entire time. Along with the nitrous, they administered a drug that blurred my mind enough that none of the memories of the incident remained. ...which is a very good thing, being that the procedure involved a hammer and chisel.

Conversations about dental surgery require this video be included by law:

4 teeth when I was a teen, for over crowding as well. Then my 4 wisdom teeth later on..... no other bits on me. However I have 2 friends that have BOTH had heart transplants. One, as a child, then AGAIN in his 20's. The other in his 30's. Cool people, cool stories. The one that had his transplant woke up after the drug induced coma on 9/11!!! he thought to himself..." great I finally get a chance on life, and world is blowing up!" He also says he now likes things he didn't before, such as mushrooms.... hated them before, no loves them.

Tonsils/adenoids (what a fucking ripoff! they told me tales of limitless ice cream I got nada. that's where the trust went south)
Lower wisdom teeth
Two lower incisors maybe some upper incisors, I was pretty out of it...

and that's it, as far as I know. Wait, what the?

HOLY SHIT my fucking foreskin is gone! Those bastards!

I got yer missing cornea, right here. About 700 nanometers of it (times two,) which is a lot when you're talking about removing cornea. In fact, I must not have any more removed with future surgeries, lest my eyeball get too thin.

I'll toss in an appendix for the cause - lost it about .... wow 10 years ago.

What a fuckin' failure so far. from head to toe we have

Hair
A few slivers of cornea
Enough teeth to retooth the NHL and Kentucky
tonsils
adenoids
half a thyroid
a few moles
thumbnail
appendix
gall bladder
foreskin
knee cartllage

it's not enough, people!

Just you wait til buster posts again - I bet he's got something for ya.

A couple of discs between the vertebre in my neck are gone, along with the obligatory tonsils and wisdom teeth.

excellent... we have the makings of a spine....

I lost a bit of my skull during a surgery to lasso a tooth into place. It's not much, but I'll add it to the cause.

thanks muchly ...any more?

my boyfriend's cousin lost a thumb yesterday...but he's not a dwellar

Right lobe of my thyroid, It was the size of an egg

I'm no use to you at all I'm afraid. I have added items... but nothing removed whatsoever.

Has anyone else seen The Blood on Satan's Claw?
In it, the devil grows patches of skin on the local village children.
Very bizarre. Reminds me of this thread is all :)

Me too :yum:

Choco is just more evolved than the rest of us! ;)

Gallbladder, 4 wisdom teeth -- husband had out appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth.

I'm sure one or more of our male members (heh) is missing his foreskin. Just a guess.

Spine. I'm missing my spine.

Also my balls.

I think Bri has your balls steve.

I am missing my tonsils and my youth >sigh<

Missing tonsils, two molars and my entire colon.

I had some veins moved from my leg to the vicinity of my heart as well.

Now that's what I call a useful contribution, Els!

http://fox.org/~vince/out/rbtchk.jpg

"Dad's balls are missing? Ah, a mystery!"

A good, yes an entire colon, that's more like it.....

Foreskin.

Ummm....well, I am missing something I think every other woman poster here is missing, it just hasnt been mention yet.

MY CHERRY!

I'm here darling!

I'm missing my periods -- side effect of having an IUD.
A'course, Ali is also missing hers, but for a different reason. :)

Aww....:hugnkiss:

:angel:

Im missing mine too...side effect of getting older.

Me too... side effect of breastfeeding. If you don't count post-delivery bleeding, I have had one period in the last 3.5 years.

Mine too, I skip the pink pills.

I can supply the lens to fit behind that (damaged in an accident and replaced with a plastic lens).
Adds four wisdom teeth, four moles, and one foreskin to the pile.

You know, Monster, when this list is done you could photoshop our Frankenstein-Monster. How appropriate.



You should have called him more often.

I don't miss my period at all. Nope, not even one little bit. :)

All that's about to change though I guess. Back to the grindstone so to speak.

Oh, oh! I miss my period too!
Although as Ali says - I don't actually miss it.
Haven't had one in 5 years thanks to my implant.

I can give ya a chunk of a left breast. :D

Oh, and I do indeed have SD's balls. They're in my mouth...

4 wisdom teeth and a few moles. I have a boring health history. I'd like to keep it that way too please :)

One molar, two moles, one foreskin, and one short segment out of each vas deferens. Oh, and like a gallon or two of blood - I lose track.

I have lost my wisdom teeth, some moles, several pounds of fat (and possibly some muscle), quite a bit of hair, from haircuts and shaving, fingernails, lots of skin over the years.

I have only had my wisdom teeth removed. Everything else is intact and still attached or in my body. ;)

Welcome, Siren.
Sadly, we already have wisdom teeth.
Still, they might be worth something on the ivory market ;)

Unless we are going to make a ship out of them...
Oh, sorry that was nails (and a theory now disproved) (Link to Snopes).

Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??