Bitches about Tiki...
 

I have several, but you all go first.


http://cellar.org/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=20016

*Sighs and shakes head*

Oh that'll help. thanks for that.

Tiki is a little quick to take offence for my comfort. But there are worse sins in the world. We none of us are perfect. I know I can come across as terribly smug and self-satisfied. Let's start a thread about what a bitch I am.

What about the children Jim? You're just not thinking about the children.

Jim, why do you want to rape Tiki?

I'll chime in.

Tiki went ahead an posted pictures of her new boat, DEPSITE the fact that I clearly and earnestly asked her not to.

How inconsiderate of her!

Fuck you, Jim.

Are you kidding? Tiki is hawt.

Do not besmirch the Tiki.

You guys may have your problems, but I'm bored with that. Get over it guys. Kiss, make up, or wtf ever.

:)

I love you LJ, but you are often the first to have issues with Dwellars. Sometimes you turn out to be right, but not always.

Me, I just ignore all but the most blatant asshats.

So...where's the "Bitches about Elspode" thread?

I don't have any.

There are way bigger asshats than Tiki. See: politics forum.

Damn. I thought I was the biggest asshat in politics.

I'm sorry, TW wears a size 1,000,000 asshat.

yes, I must admit, I have to give it up to tw, and ug, and a few others. I guess I am not such a bad egg after all. :)

Dudes, it's just a clone thread..... chill :rolleyes: ...if you don't find it funny, ignore it like you do all the others....

You shut your mouth.

How can you say--Tiki goes about things the wrong way?
She is human, and she needs to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

Oh Christ, Flint. That was a sudden unexpected trip down memory lane. I used to listen to that on headphones in a dark room...yes, I was that kind of teenager.

Smith-rolled.

Morrissey makes Sting look like Paul McCartney. --Flint

:lol:

Oh, why does she give valuable time
To people who don't care if she lives or dies ?

Hahahaha. I swear I can hear every intonation still.

it WAS just a clone thread.



but now, it's personal!

also,

Fuck you Jim

She has too few i's in her handle! and what's with that capital T?

I don't think I've ever heard the original of that. But I've heard the words, on "One Song to the Tune of Another" on "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue."

:lol:

Oh, and fuck you Jim.

The only problem I have with Tiki is that time she caused Greg to have a serious surfing accident.

Listen, you play with the ancient Polynesian gods, you get nearly drowned. I didn't make the rules.

Good point.

Any point is good at this point.

Wasn't that the theme from "Charmed?"

I'm lame, I don't know that stuff. I'd tell you a funny story about me and the "Cops" theme, but that'd be thread hijacking. ;)

Anyone who poses with a nose ring and a choir robe is suspect, IMO. :D

Cloud told me Tiki lied about the choir robes. :haha:

It's true... I didn't find them in a dumpster, I sewed them myself. :(

Oh, I thought this was about girls who hung out around Tiki. :lol:

I saw a bunch of red and white choir robes the other day when shopping in Goodwill (I love thrifting!) and I thought of Tiki. I very nearly bought one, thought it would make an awesome Halloween costume next year.

so, uh......what were you doing going through the dumpster?

recycling through reuse. I love dumpster diving.

What Monster said!

I also scored some really cool pressed-glass water glasses and a lectern. Oh, and a zillion bibles.

Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Dumpster diving will fuck up your back dozen different ways.:(

It's that last half-twist that does it.

we dumpster dove for a whil ein the early nineties.

mainly strategically timed raids on dunkin donuts, pizza hut and grocery stores

food being the main goal

oh 'eck, that sounds like stuff me and J used to get up to Jim lol.

I apologize, in advance. :rolleyes:

seriously funny. I totally LOL'd but no one could hear it b/c my son has THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA'S STILL FLY cranked to an UNGODLY (esp. for Easter morning) eleven.

We used to wait for the college kids to move out every year and go through their dumpsters. One friend found a great laptop and the other found a bunch of cash in an easter basket. It was like a goldmine every year. Here in NM we are more likely to find nasty diapers, so...not so great diving here.

You are a wise man Shel - lol.

Thank you.
I have my moments.

I have gotten two kitties from dumpsters. They were both really cool, great pets. I didn't dive for them though. Does that count?

Mostly we find good building materials and shelving. Actually the best dumpster diving/skip trawling was in the UK -here people just put the good stuff on the kerb/curb so no need to rummage in the trash.

A couple times a year there is a "big trash" pickup week. I'm sure lots of places do this, but before the city can pick a lot of it up someone has already grabbed it. It really works out well for everyone, even the poor soul I watched pick up an old plastic cracked watering can with no spout thingy left. ;)

yeah, they do that here.

People do that in California too. You can find all kinds of great stuff in really good shape, including furniture.

My first place was decorated in 'Early Junk Pile'.

We have curbside collection here too. There is sometimes some good stuff out there. It's always good to be able to get rid of some of that old junk that wont really fit in the boot of the car to take to the dump.

My house looks like Sanford & Son's. Can't heppit.

I know people (usually with really nice cars for some reason) who get all sorts of gems from skips, kerbs, charity shops etc.

I have never. Just not my brand of luck.
Or at least, I'm not interested enough to spend enough time looking.

Money now... I get plenty of that.
In the last week I've picked up 8p.
It all adds up you know!

:(


This Tiki Bar is way too expensive for me. Damn!

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