Star Fleet gift shop
 

No Star Trek cadet worth his weight in tribles would be caught dead without one of these bad boys. Whether chowing down while plotting your escape from Unimatrix 1 or taking a snack break from re-programming a Dreadnaught missle, there is no substitute for the Star Trek spork.

They are only making 1,701 of them. Get yours here.

Excuse me, Mr. Spork.. SPOCK.. can you pass me that bowl of creamy, delicious Klingon Skull Stew?

oh, the nerds are gonna be burning up their credit cards for this baby.

have fun, nerds!

*punches nerds on way out to smoke ciggie*

Oww!

I'd buy them!
If they were the ones that had been in Simon Pegg's mouth... heheheh

Notice they don't include a full place setting... they want to make sure we don't injure ourselves in our maladroitness.

Have you seen this other bit of Star Trek-inspired merchandise?

Her boobs look like they want to escape...you nerds prolly like that though.

I think I've had a bit of that in my time

Ooer Missus!

No, we're threatened by them. We prefer them to be safely restrained where they won't cause any trouble. (BTW I'm no expert but that doesn't look like a 30 inch bust to me.)

Hasn't anyone noticed that she's wearing a red uniform? The poor girl does not have long to live.

My guess is that the corset is going to fail and she will be subjected to explosive decompression.;)

W00t! My spork arrived - I got #30. My inner geek is appeased. For now...

stay out of the gift shop at the Star Trek Experience in Vegas, then.

I think I've seen paradise. Or is that . . . pair o' dice?

What's it look like to you?

More than 30 inches. But like I said, I'm not an expert.

I would have guessed bigger too, or at least a bigger difference between bust and waist. She's gotta be tiny... like 4 ft tall or something.

30inches is not the important measurement ;)

I thought they closed that up last year...

Roddenberry wrote these lyrics that were never used, but he grabbed half the royalties... dickhead. :rolleyes:

How very charming... the little woman sits at home and pines, knowing her love is off boffing any sentient aliens her can find.

Yeah...but he's learning strange love...the kind only star women know...probably involving green skin and a few tentacles.

I don't think sentience was really a requirement...just big tits, and the more of them, the better.

You're making the assumption that's a womans lament. There were women on the Enterprise also. ;)

Yup. And some of the men wore miniskirt dresses (ST:TNG).

They're going places like Uranus, that no Sheldon has gone before? :whofart:

I tried matching the lyrics to the music but I couldn't get it. I wonder if there's a Youtube of someone singing it.


Update: Ok, you can now officially find anything on the Internet.

BTW, in this version the he is replaced with she.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlDNO8bCB4I <-- embedding was disabled

After learning the lyrics, I used to sing along with the theme song on a regular basis. I'll try to serenade you the next time I'm over at your house.

It takes a heck of a vocal range to pull off.

And in return I promise to try to hold off the neighbors armed with pitchforks and torches.