Help for Geek Virgins
 

The ever resourceful Dutch have found a niche market to exploit... geek virgins.Sounds like a great birthday present or prize for an office pool.Hopefully the "graduates" would share their newfound knowledge with the geek chicas. ;)

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Is this covered by insurance? This would make a great recruiting tool.

Horizontal refreshment...hahahahaa. I love it!

Is there a 2.0 upgrade option?

They are in cahoots with the Muslim vigins of the human bombers. But they are all guys and sheep.

If I pretended to be a virgin, you reckon they'd believe me? I could dress up as a geek.....

... and Greek virgins?
Any help for them?

Yes, we are going to send them to Turkey. :p

that was what I read too ...I'm imagining facial waxing kits...


*ducks to avoid flying moussaka*

What's the definition of a Greek virgin?
A girl who can run faster than her brother.

*ducks to avoid flying crockery*
(it was an Italian joke anyway)
*ducks to avoid the Mafia*

You can duck now, but you cannot hide forever...

I lolled. then choked on the crumbs of the McVities plain choccie biccie I was devouring.

Serves you right.
Why do you hate America?

I actually had another interpretation of Greek virgins...

I don't ....but their cookies suck

You insensitive beotch! Greek virgins were deflowered on 9/11! :mad2:



:lol2:

Monster! I found some FABULOUS cookies (er, they are from Canada) by the Sha Sha Company - Ginger snaps and Coco Snaps.

OMG! they are soooooooooo freaking GOOD! go to their site and find a store near you baby! YUMMERS.

the ginger snaps are made with...yes! Actual GINGER!*

*sorry, no Mary Ann

Wonder if they can do anything for the Geek Virginian's.

Damn.

Yep. That pisses me right on off too.

How about Mary Jane?

You know, I have to say that from what I've noticed, it's the geeks that get all the action anyway.

The cool kids are too busy posing and doing their makeup to get laid.

You must mean store-bought cookies because, if you'll allow me to brag a little, Mrs. Dar makes a shortbread cookie coated with a bit of cinnamon and sugar that is out of this world. She makes a toll house cookie that people rave over and a snickerdoodle that is crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside.

I thought that was a breed of dog...

Pepperidge Farms has a new cookie called a Verona (crap, or is it Merona?) The strawberry flavor is the best cookie I have ever eaten. That is all.

Its a Verona - they are pretty good. Not my usual, but it was a nice change of pace.

Now with homemade cookies all bets are off. Frankly, Brit biscuits are just completely different from American cookies and I do miss them. It's very hard to homebake biscuits that are truly like biscuits -most homemade things are American style cookies.

And by biscuits i'm talking Chocolate Digestives (Homewheat), Digestives, Nice , Jammy Dodgers....

all my friends prefer the Brit biscuits too when they come for coffee. Gits. :lol:

That sounds like a laxative - not appetizing.

I know. That's how we keep them a secret.

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c..._2049_16698967

Classic, get with the programme!
I've been extolling the virtues of Digestives for years now.

You just ignore my posts. Sob.
You think I have funny hair and a spotty arse.

Monster - are Digestives an acquired taste do you think?
Or can the Merkins be converted?
I remember not liking them as a child. I was a Rich Tea gal, Laura liked Digestives. But they grew on me. Damn these damp houses.

No, merkins love them instantly. And eat them all up. When they come for coffee. Gits.

Oh I get it.
I thought you were having ex-pat parties.

No disrespect to to 'Spode.

So, next time, use real laxatives...

Oh wow. That's fucking awesome. I think I might just have that as my new desktop!

For christ's sake, don't encourage him.

There's no way encouragement could make him a bigger childish asshat. Just let him lay in the floor and kick and scream. He'll pause for a bottle soon.

Oh chill out guys *smiles*

I thought it was kind of fun.

Fine, just put them all in a thread instead of shitting all over the fucking board.

I'm leaning towards the asshat line myself now.
Pictures shoehorned into random threads are unnecessary, however good the pictures are.

It's being deliberately irritating.
Give the man what he wants - another banning - so he can go and tell more lies about us on another forum. I'm over my horror of being misrepresented by them now - let them say what they want to eachother.

Better yet - can we finally use that Coventry tool?
Nothing soothes an irritant as easily as just not scratching it.

He was already banned last night by UT for these pictures, and then unbanned once they talked it over on that other forum.

I know.
Oh - maybe I'm just catching up on last night's pictures - fair enough.
It is annoying though.