A Modest Proposal
 

Hello! I have a proposal to make to the bored.

I've recently joined up with web board over at principiadiscordia.com. Now even though I've never posted here before (wink wink, nudge nudge), there seems to be some accident of circumstance that has led at least two of the members of said board to conclude that I am the vanguard of an invasion force from -- you guessed it -- The Cellar!

Not being one to disappoint, I thought it might be entertaining if you and I manufactured such an invasion. After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?

I'm not looking to encourage anyone to troll their board, per se. Just, you know, create an account (or reactivate an old one), make a couple posts, leave when you're bored of it. I post under the same name there as here, so if you'd like to elaborate on the conspiracy elements, feel free to make cryptic comments to any of my posts and I'll play along. Or don't, it's up to you.

This can all be in good fun. See you when I see you! (I'll check replies to this post, but I'm primarily following the PD boards.)

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

Yea, fuck off. It is all in good fun.:rolleyes:

bacon
beer
chocolate
sex
no sex
no chocolate
no beer
no bacon
getting your genitals singed at a flame-throwers convention
treading in a very dead chipmunk
eating your own poop
eating someone else's poop
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lol...good grief!

If you really are a new poster, then you don't know the history. I suggest you have a read through some of the threads on here, specifically this one. The last 15 pages or so should do it.

The last fifteen or so pages of that thread appear to be about who is or isn't an instigator, how people feel about each other, and TheMercenary telling people to shut up.

Is there something maybe I should try a forum search for, instead? I tried a "principiadiscordia" one before I registered, but the topics that resulted seemed to have very little to do with any kind of inter-site history. Similarly, there's obviously a great deal of disdain on PrincipiaDiscordia for these forums, but very little actual substance as to why that's the case.

I wish I had a C-clamp big enough to put around my head, so I could just turn it and turn it and turn it till I pass out our explode, whatever comes first.

Hon, they safaried here, they didn't take well to the return visit. Nuff said. It's all done and dusted several times over. Plus they left us a few lunatics who thought they could find a more receptive audience for the BS here (and a couple who wanted to educate us in the error of our forum ways). Now they're paranoid we want "revenge". Now piss off. no offence.

(That forum gets abbreviated as PD sometimes, also use safari as a search term if you really are as clueless as you make out)

Or you could just look up the user Tiki and check out a few of her posts. They might be enlightening.

Also, you must be a fast reader.

Unintentional troll is still a troll.

Or you could just go back over there and never come back. PD is a lot like VD around here, something we want nothing to do with. No thanks.
Oh and Fuck Cancer!

and have a blessed day!

I'm quite a fast reader!

I'm not sure I understand. They didn't take well to a return visit; so what? It's not like any of you care what they have to say. And they appear to be deeply paranoid about "your" (collective. They can't seem to distinguish between individuals well) return.

The entertainment potential seems to be obvious.

And...BUSTED.

trolls can be quite cute, so long as you don't feed them after midnight.

I've heard....

Or just stay here and watch Aliantha act like the board Angelina Jolie, while LOOKING like the board Liza Manelli (circa 2009).

Bah, nevermind anyway. TGRR found the thread and the joke's blown.

Thanks for all the bumps! See you if I see you.

Hopefully not -and take roger with you. ktxbai

Heh.

"Joke".

Heh.

On the plus side, this thread reminded me what a cow Aliantha is. Hey, Aliantha! Kim Jung Il wants his hairdo back!

You were just over at PD, Classicman. Why the hostility?

Yeah, take your mate with you when you go. He's gotten really old really fast.

Quite amazing considering how childish his attempts at insults can be. lol

Oh.. you are still reading his dribble Ali? Why bother?

Bored. ;)

Waiting for my toasted sandwich to cook.

Personally, I'd rather watch a rock grow.

Well, to be honest, I'm still trying to figure out why those people all seem to be such dicks. And why choose me as a target anyway? I never even went on the stupid safari. lol

Some mothers do 'ave 'em. :D

Naw. It was your bitchy treatment of Tiki.

And your fucking hair. It's an abomination.

I was never bitchy towards Tiki. In fact, I probably gave her more leaway than anyone here and still would if she chose to continue to post.

I don't give a fuck what you think about my hair. lol

still talking about your safari? wow really i cant believe anyone still has hard feelings over any thing that old, especially since we invited you back for a part two that went well...

I was never mad about the safari itself, just how badly they bungled the first time around.

Then they decided they were honor-bound to hate us all, so I am more than happy to reciprocate.

Actually, it's really just you that i could do without TGRR. I can't speak for anyone else here though.

Psychotiki was a bitch from day one. perhaps that had something to do with it - just maybe.

Yes, because you were so polite to everyone else.

HAR HAR!

And, as I recall, you attacked me on my first day here, for the high crime of failing to kiss your spotty arse.

Your opinion is worth just a shade more than that of Classicman (who can't tolerate anyone who disagrees with him on politics), but that's kind of like being the skinniest kid at fat camp, know what I mean?

Uh huh. This, from the guy who stalks the women who disagree with him politically, and flees from the guys who do so.

:3eye:

YOu want to know the truth?

I tried to avoid the lot of you because I knew right from the start it was all going to end in tears. I'm sure there were others who felt the same as me.

My problem with you is your incredible ability to totally fuck up when you decide to form an opinion of someone else. If you want to go back and read your first posts in the politics thread then I think you'll find you were the one flinging shit around...at everyone. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, although I'm sure that wont be a problem for you.

Now, I don't know how you come to think you can arrive at a whole new site and immediately form these opinions of people when you know nothing about them, but I think it's rather short sighted of you to come here and fling poo when it's quite clear that there are some strong and enduring relationships between many many many of the long standing members here. You know nothing about most of us and yet you condescend to tell us what arseholes we are.

Well you know what you can do? Just fuck right off. :) That's it. Toddle off with your mates from your other forum and go have your little love in over there.

You're really not welcome here anymore if you're going to continue to behave in this manner. I'm sure you'll be banned for trolling soon anyway if you keep it up.

oh and here's a PS for you. classicman and I rarely agree on politics and yet we get along fine. another little piece of evidence to prove how absolutely full of refuse you really are.

I like Roger. He has Bawls, son.

Self-fulfilling prophecy for the win.

This is how the Ozarks got the way they are.

Yeah, and he's a dick...I mean has a dick too.

Wait what? PD feels there is some unfinished business? Or what? Why in the hell do you all care about this so much? I thought we were all pretty much agreed that we all have out good and bad points and the we should NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS? No?

I blame society.

And the drugs.

It's ok to cross the streams if it's a big ghost you know monster. ;)

Right. You thought he wouldn't? sheesh they'll drum you out of town! and the tooth fairy you rode in on

Hmm you two prolly need to grab a room at this point. If you get lucky, SG and Sarge may have left some rose petals....

I'm comfortable with that.

Got the first part right. Problem is Roger has no life and this is the only form of entertainment he can get.

No we don't, but I'm sure your friends over at PD do, Why don't you run along and play with them now.

CHILDREN! pack it in now or You'll be going to bed with sore butts and the knowledge that it's porridge for breakfast in the morning.

We had porridge this morning. :) Mmmmm....nom nom nom.

ewww is that some engrish food mom? If so, g-nite.

Yeah, srsly. I leave for an hour, and look what happens.

porridge = oatmeal right?

more painting?

yep. I actually like it - have it every mornin. but don't tell mom - shhhhh

I like it too and so do the boys. We had our first bowl of it today because it was cold this morning.

It's so yummy and warms your innards right through to the outside. :) nom nom nom

Do you make yours with milk? We do. Full cream of course. lol Not very low fat.

no never! I have the instant kind at work with a yogurt bar for breakfast. Have for a couple years... creature of habit and all that.

Instant! That's like porridge blasphemy!!!

Actually, the boys like those single serve instant ones you can get where you just add water or milk and zap it in the microwave.

I don't like them though. I don't think they're as tasty as the traditional oats, and not as good for the digestive system either. All the work's already been done.

Ali? I'm a bachelor. I get up and ready in about 10 minutes and drive to work and hour early everyday. I zap 2 packets in the microwave and sit in the peace and quiet eating my oatmeal with my hazelnut coffee for a few minutes surfing the web. Its the most peaceful part of my day. DON'T mess with it :)

Well you know, if you had traditional oats, you'd be able to take a whole FIVE minutes to sit and enjoy the peace. ;)

Not only would that cut into my cellar time, but it takes 10 minutes to cook and another 10 to clean it up. Oh and there is nothing to cook it on at work anyway. So there pbbbllllttt.

Actually, when I make mine, I soak it overnight, then cook it for a bit longer than 10 mins. Probably closer to 20. It gets nice and creamy then. Mmmmm...nom nom nom. Clean up only takes 2 mins. 1 pot, and then plates in the dishwasher. Too easy campeze!