The Drunk Thread
 

For posting here when you have become drunkded. List the contributing factors.

Stella Artois X2
Vodka Tonic X4
Red Wine X2

The Smooooooove is hereby drunkded.

Hey...we already have a 'meaningless drunk thread' in nothingland somewhere.

I've just started on a glass of wine. I'm a long way off drunk yet, but I thought I'd just post here anyway. :)

too drunk to use the search tool

Beer wine AND vodka tonic?

this mixture does not sound like a good idea

My rationale for drinking too much red wine is that I'm trying to ingest enough resveratrol to fuck cancer.

I was not my own bartender.

oh god. where's the morning after thread?

Wow, you sure are an early-morning-after-riser! I would still have my pillow wrapped around my head.

I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

We don't have one of those, and with good reason I suspect.

How could UT possibly afford the bandwidth required for that thread? :D

you need to lace their bedtime cocoa

Damn!
Finally a thread that I can post in on a daily basis. And a topic in which I am highly knowledgeable and experienced. See you at 1700!

You know what they say.

It's always 8am somewhere!

Man, you have this problem too?

Damn midgets. If they're not out re-enacting the crucifixion or gluing vacuum cleaner attachments to their genitals , they're yodeling randomly at hungover drunks. Cut it out, damn it.


And yes, I am presently qualified to post in this thread. Several and a half glasses of Riesling with the tuna steak and salad dinner. hmmm. :)


ETA and chocolate. lots of chocolate.

Zen, you're such a girl sometimes. :rolleyes:

I'm heading to Las Vegas this weekend, for the last bachelor party. The final holdout is getting married, and we are gonna go burn down the town.

Can we merge this thread with "What do you look like RFN", just to simplify my life for the next few days?

How about a dedicated thread: What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas - and on the Web for Evah!

I'll have you know that I killed that bloody tuna myself.

With a knife.

ahuh...suuuure you did. :right:

I had a hell of a swim to catch the bugger, too.

I hope his name wasn't Charlie.

I didn't have time to check, what with all the great white sharks diving about.

That would make life too easy for the prosecutors and divorce attorneys.

Okay...so, is this still the Drunk Thread, or the Morning After thread?

If it's the former, I'll be posting in a few hours. If the latter, well, I'm not sure...I'll probably be too busy sleeping it off to contribute.

I have to plan ahead for these things.

It's definitely the drunk thread. See you back here at 5:01!

Eh, it's 8:34 my time and I'm not really there yet. The delicious gigantic buffalo burger I had for dinner has slowed things down somewhat.

But good thing, because it's going to be a long night. I have to be at the Irish Pub at 9 for someone's going-away party, with people almost half my age. It's not Vegas, but won't be pretty, I'm sure.

I'm playing tonight at one of the best live music clubs in LA - everytime we play there, people just bring us drinks up on stage. I will definitely be back here later tonight, posting the stupids.

Painted 2 rooms today, back now in pain.
Finishing my 4th mike's hard pomegranate lemonade.
i wanted drambuie but couldn't make it to the liqoure store today. Now, where did i put my 5th down...

You're a girl! bitch.

FYI Smoove, the Drunk Thread has moved to Chat...

FFS....seriously?

No, he just plays one in the Cellar.

I'm still drunk from last nite. OUCH!
I'm glad I had a D.D. because I don't recall getting home this morning.
And I have a horseshoe tournament at 1300 hrs. blurgh. shlemck.

Are you sure you were counting accurately?

i'm out in the hot-assed sun replacing wiring on one of our piper tomahawks alternators. i'm sweating out heineken and practicing the freestyle heat stroke! of course if you wake up without a hangover that's the best your going to feel all day! :D

Well..... I just picked up a cure for my scotch hangover.
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at'll do.

Cure Scotch hangovers .... with Bourbon hangovers!!! Yay!

Definitely a stroke of genius. Two glasses of the Knob Creek, a good nights rest, and I'm ready to do it again this morning. But I won't.

Surprisingly enough, I wasn't all that hungover yesterday...when I finally woke up around 1PM, that is.

Thank goodness for night-before buffalo burgers, and afternoon-after cheesesteaks. :yum:

Two words:

Mead!

im going the distance. I'm going for speed.

speed kills, jim. Speed kills.

oh god.

oh god oh god oh god.

Vegas.

With a high roller.

Comped everything, limos everywhere, women, booze, money, it was like a mafia movie. Incredible. It's 11 am, and I still have the spins from last night. I'll try to list the culprits:

2x Bookers Bourbon at dinner
3x Stellla Artois in the limos
6x Vodka Tonic at the Hard Rock casino
2x Tequila & Triple in the hotel room
3x advil before bed

Ok, in the time it took to write this, the spins have died down, and the pounding behind the eyes is just beginning.

oh god.

Vegas.

Again with the mixing! I'm telling ya, the mixing is not good!

Give your body one poison to deal with at a time, is my advice, and by the way, 6 tonics puts all that high fructose corn syrup into the equation too!

And you didn't take pics of the women to share with us . . . proof of how completely plastered you must have been.

I thought all this was supposed to stay in Vegas?

lol...was there food in there anywhere?

Sounds like a fine time...cept for the headache.

Don't forget to close the blinds. lol

The blinds in vegas are unreal. They're like black holes. I woke up at 11 am and thought it was 5am.

Tonight was round 2. Slumming it on Fremont street, playing $3 blackjack and drinking straight Vodka and Red Bull. This is a fantastic trip.

Sounds like a typical Monday...

still waiting for this...

"...dead hobo..." dang.

ok...here I am...half pissed. Anyone else around to join me?

i'll catch up, had drinkies after work and boys are in bed

my little one is, but the other two, plus one extra are sitting on the couch looking for a movie on foxtel.

I need to add the large one on facebook again

Smooooooth might not like us clogging us his thread

I don't think he'll care. He might even be pleased. lol In particular if you post pics of your arse.

Although, he's a good stick. Doesn't get into all the flirty stuff online. I think that's nice. His wife is veeeery lucky! lol

I see you peeking Pico. ;) you'd better have a drink in your hand.

plus he's hot!

I'll keep his thread clean of my arse