How Old Were You When You First Got Laid?
 

Seems a fair enough question in light of the dope smoking question.

I am, of course, referring to voluntary, consensual sexual intercourse. I am fully cognizant that a startling number of people, mostly female, may have lost their virginity under bad circumstances, and I don't want to bring up any bad memories for anyone. In fact, I want anyone who was responsible for creating such circumstances to have their genitals slowly dissolved with acid.

I do hold out the hope that the greatest number of Cellarites lost their cherry in an agreeable way. This is, of course, an anonymous poll.

17.

I'm picky.

19 years, 2 months. Merry Xmas to me!

13. I was .. something of an early bloomer.

Between 15 & 16, but I'm not sure if it counts since we didn't finish. If that doesn't count than I was 18. Sadie Hawkins Dance senior year of high school with a girl I met at the dance that night.

16.

But I really had to sit and try and remember for sure if I was 15 or 16. I'm actually pretty disturbed that I'm already forgetting stuff like that.

18. First "love." All that stuff...

17, and the same guy I'm sleeping with now.

late bloomer. College. I guess I was picky. Yeah, that's it. Picky. High standards. Nothing at all to do with being a socially inept nerd in high school.

Does oral count? Although my answer won't significantly change, the oral part came first. My then-gf was blowing me in my bedroom while our parents were outside at a family BBQ. My mom was sneaking up the stairs, stepped on the creak which I heard. We jumped up, looking for some way to hide a massive boner in three seconds or less. I wound up sitting down again and pulling her (fully dressed) onto my lap.

Mom only saw us fully dressed, giggling like a pair of happy babies, looked at us strangely and told us that the food was ready and to come down. I told her we'd be "right there". (as soon as I put "it" away).

I was 18. Did it in the front seat of his car. He was my boss at the time. We later moved in together (some time just after he got me stoned) then got engaged, but then he biffed me one night when he was drunk, so I left him. That's it in a nutshell.

eta: it's amazing how a whole relationship can be summed up in a couple of short sentences.

Well, there's a new word for me. :neutral:

It was good.

I was going to try and specifically exclude oral, hand jobs and productive dry humping simply because it's too damn hard to put into a poll.

If we include oral, then I get to rewind to my 16th birthday, when I got my first blow job. Had lots and lots of oral sex that year, but no actual intercourse until I was 17, and then only because it was with a different girl.

19. I was shy in high school but I did have three chances when I was 16. I either got screwed over or didn't really find the girl attractive. If oral is counted, 15.

17 - I guess it was exciting for the first year or so.

i realized that i lied here. i was 18...it was november of 88

15 - about two weeks before my next birthday. Beanbag chair, his parents' basement. Took about two minutes. ;)

"biffed me"?

In the back of some girls station wagon. It was her car and she was in her 20's I was 16. After that I always went after older women.

Did she use a strap on?:p

If we don't count oral, then the following year, same girl, same house, different room.

She was at Carnegie-Mellon, I was in Ambler and my parents took a surprise trip to California. Six hours each way...no stopping. Twice. In the same weekend. And I found the time to make the girl my famous peach cheesecake! After, I managed to get in the door less than five minutes before my parents did. Whew!

He was in the back of her car with a knife to her throat or a pocket full of cash. ;)

I was 16 when I lost my virginity, and too young.

I spent my late childhood feeling way behind all my peers, because I was a late developer. God I hated that phrase - it took all I had not to put it in speech marks.. Gah.

But despite the lack of pubes & titties, I had the same desires as any teen: to be wanted; attractive; sought after etc. My 1st boyfriend was from another school. I was 15 then. He had no idea I'd been a skinny-legged, flat-chested freak for most of my school years. He liked me for who I was, and as a person. Many, many years later I foud out he was gay, and before he came out ALL his gfs were heroin chic thin! But I didn't know that then and he was wonderful practice for my first hand and blow-jobs.

Then I left school (my bday is in July - I technically left school when I was 15 because we had finished exams at that point.) Everyone I worked with was much older than me - the closest in age were two other school-leavers, both 18, both boys.

I was slowly and carefully seduced by a man 9 years my senior who wanted to make his ex jealous.
I was grateful for the attention, slowly succumbed, then fell for him like falling downstairs after we had sex the first time. I was a quarter past sixteen, of course I fell for him. Silly girl.

I didn't even use contraceptives, because I wanted to believe in the whole seduction story, and stopping to ask would have put me back in control. Luckily, he was at least a pragmatist. He drove me to the family planning clinic, and asked me in the carpark, "Are you going to be a strong woman about this? Or a little girl?" Meaning, do I come in with you, or stay outside? I wanted him to come in with me. I was an ex-convent girl scared of this den of iniquity. Turns out he didn't really mean it. "I know you're stronger than that, I know you want me to be proud of you." Gag. I loved him for it then though - he was trying to improve me. I've been a sucker for that ever since.

He didn't realise it was my first time. I was externally confident with snogs and foreplay - I'd been to a Christian festival, which sounds blameless, but if you get a bunch of teens camping without adult supervision you gotta expect hormones to triumph over Jesus. From what I remember, at least three BJs... So I'd had a reasonable amount of experience, but at 16 no-one had property or cars to get private in, so it stopped there.

I was too young to have sex in that I committed emotionally to a man who just wanted a bit of tail. I can't say my judgement ever improved - which is why these days I am asexual. If I could go back to being that sweet, fit, skinny child, I'd bestow my favours far more carefully. And learn to deep throat.

15.

wait . . . there's a dope smoking question?

17, in a beautifully upholstered flat bottomed boat on the crystal river wandering under the medievil buildings in Canterbury. Can't remember the name of the river...or the man. Nice :blush:

better than on the floor of the servants' bathroom. Much!

Now I want to fuck.

I was 17 and totally seduced by my girlfriend who was 16 (just like Adam by Eve, I guess); I think she had already had some experience in this department. My parents were pretty laid back and had left us home watching TV while they went out to the symphony or something and after it was over she asked me to get her a beer out of their fridge. :rolleyes:

The girl I first was with was 15 and I was 17. I might have actually just turned 18. She had been around the block a lot at that early age. I nearly had to tie a board to my ass so I didn't fall in.

There's a funny story because it was in Henderson, Nevada and I was using my friend's truck, but I didn't want to take it really far so we were about 100 yards from his house in the desert at night. Well, she was a screamer, the dogs in the neighborhood were barking, and a spare tire or other stuff was banging loudly every time the truck went up and down.

My friends totally heard us in the house. When we walked in later, their faces were red and they were trying really hard not to laugh.

20s it was her valentines day present

I was 19. The guy was hung like a friggin' whale and it hurt. A lot.








Contrary to what some of you men may believe - yes, a penis can be too damned big. Owwwwwww!

Maybe your chap was a member of a special church, then.

Sorry about that. I'll try to be more gentle next time. ;)

Thank you, dear. ;)

17 - a year ago last week.

Poll's closed. No matter. I was 19.

Odd thing is that I dated my HS grilfriend for three years. We must've got to third base 100 times but never went all the way. She had this thing about saving herself for marraige. I thought it was kind of silly back then but I never did try and force the issue - I was a pretty nice kid.

I enlisted in the military so I could have a steady job, insurance, etc... well, she went to college and I called her one night about 2am and some dude answered the phone. I figured it was over then so I went on the prowl... :eyebrow: I had my snatch sniffer on and finally scored with a gal that I had met through one of my co-workers. Alas, it wasn't meant for love (as I thought I was in love) - she ran off with a truck driver. :cry:

I vowed celebacy. That didn't last very long - maybe a couple of months - voluntary - at least six more months involuntary; maybe a year, hard to remember after so many years.

What's this thread about? Oh yeah... I was 19.

That must be my group... Or at least now were a group...
 

Emma we're a team!:)

You'll know for sure if he sends you a picture of his wedding tackle.

:lol: A rod with two reels.

Hey, EMMA... How dare you suggest...!!!!
 

Can't I be special too... HUH!!? ...HUH!!?

No seriously I wasn't fishing.:ipray:

John, every post doesn't need a title

kthxbai.

Hey Emma? You're too young to be in this thread anyway. We don't want the undercover agent (and by undercover agent I mean YOU) misconstruing any responses you may get in this thread. My personal opinion is you should stay out of the adult threads.

I agree even though your glass half empty post was a hoot.

Extreme precociousness is not a license to sully your mind.

First time? I wasn't going to answer even before a child entered the room.

See you are a Republican! :cool:

OH FFS stop already. I can't remember the last time a "conservative" who could actually explain their reasoning in a rational manner showed up in the cellar.

Does one actually exist? :p

Just UG's kind.

Seriously, those two should link up. Platonically.