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wolf 12-03-2009 01:12 AM

Secret Santa 2009!
 
Gift received, and opened.

I couldn't wait.

I'm that way.

It's December, already!

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Not a lot of clues from the box itself ... an address in a town I know quite well, but I don't know any Dwellars FROM there, even though I find reason to hang out near that particular post office fairly often. Yes, I tried to peel off that address label, but the one underneath is also addressed to me. Drat.

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No clues from the envelope ... but what about the card?

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Pretty butterflies!!

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Could there be a clue in this? What Dwellar wouldn't be as fluid writing an offering of Christmas greetings ...

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Very pretty flowers, but, frankly, not Christmas-y, per se. I have a suspicion ...

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Awesome cool! A roll of Cowgirl tape! I can put this to good use. Much more fashionable than plain old duct tape for trussing up people who annoy me. It's a pretty large roll too. You know my needs, Cellar Santa!

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Now what might this be? A tiny little crate to hide tiny little bodies in? Just what I needed!!

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No, that's not it. But ... hey, I know that logo! Most of the stuff these guys make you can't ship through the mail, thanks to a certain Mr. Oswald ...

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Wow, Cellar Santa, you did great! That's a sweet find! :D Watch, Compass, and an LED flashlight! Super cool. I love clip watches!

J'Accuse ... richlevy, because of the non-denominational wrapping paper and card, the excellent sense of style, and the whimsy represented by the tape. And I think he gets near that post office from time to time ...

Trilby 12-03-2009 01:44 AM

very cool! LOVE the cowgirl tape!!!

kerosene 12-03-2009 09:17 AM

Awesome, wolf!

zippyt 12-03-2009 06:11 PM

I was siting in my Home office when all the sudden I heard Beep Beep !!
It was the Mail Person with a package from the UK !!!!
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with a Lovely card in side
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and a Box full of UK GOODYS !!!!!!
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Spotted Dick ( Shuta Uppa Yer Lips Jim !!)
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Christmas Pudding
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some Mince pies
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some Chicken Paste ( Bullionish ??? )
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some real English Chocolates
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And some tea !! FINALLY I have enough Good Tea to have a Big Mug of GOOD TEA !!!!!
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Oh and it All was Packed in some Fine English Tabloid Papers ( carols Diggen on them BIG TIME !!!!!!)
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Thank You Secret santa !!!
We Will be Enjoying these Goodys For a while !!!!!!

limey 12-03-2009 07:02 PM

[cultural guide]The paste is something you spread on toast or make sandwiches with.[/cultural guide]

zippyt 12-03-2009 08:15 PM

thanks Limey , I was going to taste it first , but I'll take your suggestion

richlevy 12-03-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 614674)
[cultural guide]The paste is something you spread on toast or make sandwiches with.[/cultural guide]

Otherwise known as schmaltz. If you could get a Rabbi to certify it as kosher, it would make a great Hanukkah gift.;)

monster 12-03-2009 09:14 PM

Hanukkah start next week, right?

richlevy 12-03-2009 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 614695)
Hanukkah start next week, right?

The first night of Hanukkah is Friday Dec 11th.

monster 12-03-2009 10:03 PM

thnaks, that's what I had remembered, but it's not in my calendar.

Undertoad 12-03-2009 10:11 PM

Is it rude for a gentile to wish you a Happy Hanukkah, even though s/he doesn't share your beliefs and probably even has no idea what they are?

richlevy 12-03-2009 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 614705)
Is it rude for a gentile to wish you a Happy Hanukkah, even though s/he doesn't share your beliefs and probably even has no idea what they are?

Not that I've ever heard of or believed. I wish my gentile friends Merry Christmas, even though I'm not a Christian.

In my opinion, you are wishing someone happiness in the celebration of their holiday. If I knew someone who enjoyed swimming in lime jello every August 4th, and I ran into them on August 3rd, I'd wish them a Happy Lime Jello Swimming Day because that's what makes them happy.

If someone wishes me a Merry Christmas, I prefer to focus on the fact that they are wishing me happiness rather than the fact that they assumed I was a Christian. They would, after all, have a %76 chance of being correct.

skysidhe 12-03-2009 10:45 PM

yay It's so fun to watch you open your gifts! Thanks for sharing.
lol
literally

Undertoad 12-03-2009 10:48 PM

Well then, Happy Hanukkah!

Tulip 12-03-2009 11:58 PM

Wow...cool gifts! :D

SteveDallas 12-04-2009 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 614705)
Is it rude for a gentile to wish you a Happy Hanukkah, even though s/he doesn't share your beliefs and probably even has no idea what they are?

My favorite opinion on the subject.

Sundae 12-04-2009 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 614689)
Otherwise known as schmaltz. If you could get a Rabbi to certify it as kosher, it would make a great Hanukkah gift.;)

As far as I can tell, schmaltz is more like dripping (which was indeed eaten on toast back when my parents were growing up).

Think of paste more like peanut butter in terms of application.
Perhaps described as a cheap & cheerful form of pate.

Hope you enjoy the haul Zips.
This is by no means the best the UK has to offer, but I tried to include things that have been discussed in the Cellar, that you probably haven't had before and that fit the budget. Phew!
Paste
Selection pack
Christmas Pudding
Mince pies (except they are no longer made with meat here, as discussed elsewhere
Spotted Dick - loads of posts, really!
Tea

Merry Christmas!

skysidhe 12-04-2009 08:16 AM

I liked that article SteveDallas.

The subject of Saying Merry Christmas in the times of political correctness would make a great thread for debate.

classicman 12-04-2009 08:52 AM

Merry Christmas SteveDallas

Queen of the Ryche 12-04-2009 10:04 AM

Merry Chrismakwanzakkah to all!

xoxoxoBruce 12-04-2009 11:32 AM

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zippyt 12-04-2009 07:26 PM

Hope you enjoy the haul Zips.

Oh I will , Thansk for the Goodys !!!!

And FINALLY I have Enough Tea for a real Tankard of Tea in the Morning !!!

Clodfobble 12-09-2009 09:00 AM

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Woo! A present for me from Arkansas!! In a boot box, so you know it's authentic. But what's this? I'm sensing a theme here...

Clodfobble 12-09-2009 09:02 AM

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I debated for quite awhile over whether the "cereal" killing was an intentional pun on the death of gluten in my house, or just a classic Zippy spelling. Still not sure. But nonetheless, I examined the first piece of evidence in this unsolved murder...

Clodfobble 12-09-2009 09:04 AM

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Multiple edged weapons indeed! A set of Paula Deen kitchen knives with lovely wooden handles. Thank you very much, zippy!! But wait, there's more evidence in my custody...

Clodfobble 12-09-2009 09:06 AM

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Bloody rags--and not just rags, but cock rags! Lovely. And after I'm done cleaning up the blood from my vicious crime, just in case I nicked a finger or two... :) An awesome gift in a very entertaining layout. Thanks again, zip! Merry Christmas!

Sundae 12-09-2009 09:33 AM

Fantastic!
What a great gift, well done Zips.

Trilby 12-09-2009 10:05 AM

Wow!!! great job zippyt!!

Undertoad 12-09-2009 11:04 AM

goddamn that is all sorts of awesome

wolf 12-09-2009 12:06 PM

Outstanding!

zippyt 12-09-2009 02:28 PM

I debated for quite awhile over whether the "cereal" killing was an intentional pun on the death of gluten in my house, or just a classic Zippy spelling. Still not sure.
Believe it or Not , i actualy looked up the spelling to get it right ( Anti gluten thus Cereal killer, see )

Glad you liked the goody's , i had fun putting the whole thing togather .

Merry Xmas

Clodfobble 12-09-2009 03:20 PM

It was excellent! Thanks so much!

Tulip 12-11-2009 10:46 PM

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I got my gift today! :D I received a big yellow envelope and wondered who sent it to me. Looking at the return address, I found out it was from my Secret Santa. :santa: And Santa lives in Texas ......wooohoooo!!! :celebrat: I knew I have a neighbor but couldn't remember who it was. I go to this thread and lo and behold....Clodfobble :D Thank you!!!! :hugzzzzzzz: I like both the book and the card. :p And yes, I will :shred: youtube for y'all. If y'all have an earache from it, don't blame me. :frog: Give me 7-10 days, hehe. Me a tad busy these days. :p

Clodfobble 12-12-2009 08:15 AM

You're very welcome! You started posting about packages not getting to you, and I got worried... I'm glad you like it. Hooray for videos!

lumberjim 12-12-2009 08:42 AM

Nice work, Zippeh

lumberjim 12-12-2009 09:16 PM

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A nice note from Buster, and all this wacky stuff!

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from top left, clockwise: A big bag of pecan halves...right on time with these, as we are going to a party tomorrow and bringing two spinach salads with pecans in. a pack of unlubricated trojans!? a couple of Levitra (boner pills) from 2007.....ok?....they don't go bad do they? If I have a boner when I take one, what's going to happen to me?....moving on... a can of spammish caned meat....Bacon Grill luncheon loaf made with Chicken, Ham and Bacon...in that order.... a cock! ( going on my desk at work next to mr incredible) and a card with a ten spot inside (for a downpayment on a nice bottle of wine)

Thanks Buster! Merry Christmas!

and...I can get a whole big bottle of Merlot for $7.99!

jinx 12-12-2009 09:18 PM

Thank you buster, merry christmas!

richlevy 12-12-2009 11:31 PM

You're lucky I wasn't your Santa, LJ, or you would have gotten this, assuming I could have found two bottles.

Trilby 12-14-2009 06:51 AM

OOOOO! this is so FUN! great haul, lj!!!!

classicman 12-14-2009 05:12 PM

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With some prompting from the Secret Santa Administrator I HAD to go to the mailbox. It was packed with bills, junk mail and one lovely box of goodies....


A beautiful card, some fun bracelets and erasers, an eagles helmet, a gorilla ornament and three, yes three pounds of HASH! Woo Hoo!

Ok it was better than hash - its homemade fudge! Mmm nom nom nom - no I'm not sharing any of it - Its mine all mine! Thank you so much Secret Santa!

classicman 12-14-2009 05:15 PM

Sorry about the pic quality - best I could do was my cell phone.

busterb 12-14-2009 06:25 PM

J&J. Glad you kinda liked it.
@ Jim. Was looking around for the Gold Coin rubber that every teen my age carried around till worn out. Guess that is a thing of past?

monster 12-14-2009 06:28 PM

ne'ermind

Nirvana 12-16-2009 10:41 AM

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The secret Santa gift is here!
The secret Santa gift is here!
The secret Santa gift is here! :)

Nirvana 12-16-2009 10:44 AM

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I was going to wait for x-mas but of course I had to open the box just to make sure :right: It looks so beautiful! :D

Sundae 12-16-2009 10:48 AM

Ooh, Classic - looks like a good haul :)
(I guess you provide the hash for the consumption of fudge thereafter?)

'Vana!
I think you should have warned us that you are A Person With Self Control! I have opened everything I've received through the post as yet - I have been very lucky this year. And no doubt I'll do the same when my Secret Santa gift arrives too. It's just such a delicious experience.

Nirvana 12-16-2009 10:51 AM

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Since I am probably on the naughty list now for opening this, I feared there were perishables!!! I had to open it immediately! ;)

What a perfect assortment of gifts from my wonderful Secret Santa. I can bathe, lotion up and get ready for the sausage [to eat, dirty minds :eyebrow:] and then have a little candy dessert! Thank you so much Secret Santa! Happy Holidays!

Nirvana 12-16-2009 10:53 AM

No No No self control! ;)

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 618047)
I can bathe, lotion up and get ready for the sausage...

Pics? Pretty please? :blush:

Nirvana 12-16-2009 11:07 AM

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Your wish is my command! :haha:

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 11:08 AM

:lol2: Touché!

Nirvana 12-16-2009 11:10 AM

Oh BTW that is the first time I have ever put an Elk sausage in my mouth! ;)

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 11:12 AM

Ohhhh, kinky. Was it good for you? :blush:

Nirvana 12-16-2009 11:17 AM

It was tasty! :3eye:

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 11:20 AM

Damn, here I am all titillated and I have to go to work. :(

limey 12-17-2009 09:41 AM

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And today it was my turn for a SECRET SANTA parcel ...

I'm afraid I read the box, carefully, so I know it came from the LJ/Jinx household. Goodness knows what the postage cost was!
I couldn't resist opening it ... and rifling the contents ... alien food! Strange things to try!!
Two types of pancake mix, maple syrup (yum!), harvest soup mix, a bag of nonpareils, the "cracker" contained some BACON salad dressing (:eek:), a T shirt ... I tried to resist the little festive packages but couldn't! They contained personalised thingies, a notepad, a Pennsylvania numberplate and a little flashing tag (solar powered!) ... all with my name on.
A truly marvellous haul - thanks a lot, guys!!! I'm looking forward to trying it all!

jinx 12-17-2009 09:45 AM

No, wait, we really were your secret santa! Merry Xmas limey!

limey 12-17-2009 10:12 AM

Oh crikey! This is so confusing! Anyways, thank you all very much!!!

Trilby 12-17-2009 10:13 AM

Cherry Hill Nissan!!!

classicman 12-17-2009 02:02 PM

. . .The friendly Nissan GIANT!

Where is MY shirt Jim? I'd definitely wear one.


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