On being fat
 

If everyone's personality defects, weaknesses, and addictions actually showed on the body, the people who are currently fat would be considered the least of society's problems.

So you say, fatso. :lol2:
But you're right, eating too much is only one of my filthy disgusting habits.

What is excessive weight (see how pc I am) a defect of?

UT, ain't that the truth. The question I have is just think of how some of those defects, weaknesses, and addictions would present themselves. Well accept for the last one, those actually do manifest themselves physically.

Isn't the fatness an indication of these very things though? or is the word everyone's the operative term?

J: Generally, I think of it as a food addiction. We could define addiction as, roughly, continuing a behavior despite negative consequences. I see the consequences, but I continue to eat too much.

Merc: I started to add that to my first post, but it kinda diminished my main point, so I deleted it. But yeah; imagine if, when you drank too much, your ears turned orange. If you cheated in your relationships, you would develop a limp. If you lied, well obviously, your nose would grow.

Bipolar? Facial tic. Relentlessly an asshole? Over time, your left pinky would wither, and could fall completely off. Have a child and not support it? You get a 2" cone on the top of your head.

Eat too much? You develop a big belly.

Yah, except bipolars aren't curable. In fact they die in some cases trying to take and switch medications in their efforts. They aren't continuing in ugly behavior despite negative consequences. They have a handicap. On top of all the ugly manifestations and symptoms they have to go through on a daily basis you would also wish them a facial tic? Outside of not being able to function properly in most respects (depending on the severity of the diagnosed), you wish they would have a facial tic? Outside of hallucinations they should twitch a little? Like it is just a habit they can just quit one day because it annoys others?

I am rubbing up against the bipolar taboo.

Yes, I will include the mentally ill in my menagerie.

OK fatty. ;)

But my right pinky is starting to wither. Damn it.

Too much of everything, or are you a bread/carb junkie?
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I love these, and it seems only fair. Being an asshole should grow you a giant ass though... and I think adultery should affect the sex organs, a limp is too likely to garner sympathy.

I thought your article had a bunch of very good points, but that's not my particular problem. I just eat too much, in search of sensory overload. Too bigga portions, devoured too quickly.

Well this is the sad part; what will happen is that all limps will garner sneers, since the cheating limp will be twenty times more common than the real limp.

There will be the reverse tragedy too: when the real limp person gets a smile and a thumbs-up from the guy with the cheater's limp.

The real limper may come to resent the label, and he may decide to cheat, at least once, so he can at least earn it.

Meanwhile the cheater limpers are coming up with cover stories. "I was in the first Gulf War... I was Agent Orange..." And so their noses get longer.

Now it's a triple tragedy for the real limpers with actual long noses.

lol @ long noses

We can just do the scarlet letter thing, brand style, then no confusion over limps.

Or if it has to be a physical manifestation the cheaters can swallow a pill that makes a huge blister form on the chest in the letter A.

Anyone see my pinky laying around?

:)

Oh but if we're going the route where your body develops according to your behavior, men who masturbate too much will develop the "crab syndrome", with one massive forearm. Women who masturbate too much - their fingers will be permanently in a V shape.

And most guys will be big dicks to everybody.

Pontification on eating etc hmmm, that must be some good stuff ya'll are smokin' ;) BTW that stuff gives you the munchies along with all those deep thoughts... just sayin :eyebrow:

Well damn. My sister is discouraged with her weight right now and she hates bread. She struggles with dairy though... eats cheese like it's crack. While she's cooking dinner.
Do you do better in the summer when you have more veggies around to devour? How many calories could a giant zucchini have? Would it be possible to construct meals that are massive amounts of low calorie shit (with lots of spices) and use meat and cheese and stuff as a garnish?

No matter how good dinner is, all is ruined with a bowl of tortillas and a dish of salsa and sour cream.

Spinach my ass.

Yeah you definitely can't keep chips and sour cream around if you intend to lose weight. Who does the grocery shopping? Know thyself. Plan for snack time.

May not work for you, but we like to snack on popcorn and bags of steamed veggies. Just add spices to make them more interesting.
Or, salsa makes an awesome salad dressing.

There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this--
http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08...0455f796_h.jpg

I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night...

When I get my mouth fixed I'm gonna show y'all how to eat. Ya'll makin me hungry. Right now I could eat the ass end out of a hobby horse at full gallop!

What did she look like in the morning?

Monsta wins! But it wasn't until the am that I realized she really did look like that the night before.

My problem regarding fatness is not that I eat too much - though I do love me some sweet stuff - it's that I am really lazy. :D

But if I was only 5" taller, I would be perfect.

As I said before, I am not overweight, I am undertall. ;)

Of course, that may be like saying I'd have more money in the bank if I earned more, or that if I only had more room this place wouldn't be so cluttered. Ha ha ha!

I hear codependency makes you short.

Oh swami UT.

What is the cause of that 'last 10 pounds' you cannot get rid of?

unresolved security issues?

afraid of the unknown?

Peanuts.

...went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?

DITTO! :D :lol:

Not me. My wife told me about a month ago...

"You're so fucking perfect."


I'd be skinny. :cool:

Um, I'd like to hear that in context. :right:

These comments about weight got me to remembering the show "Cheers". 'Member that one? One character was Norm Peterson. Classic big/fat guy beer drinker, trademark one-liners w/Woody the bartender.

Woody (upon Norm entering the bar): Hey Mr. Peterson, whatcha up to?
Norm: My ideal weight if I was eleven feet tall. Pour me beer.
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Woody: Hi there, Mr. Peterson. What's shaking?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Woody. Gimme a beer.
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(Norm is griping about his appearance)
Woody: I don't think you look so bad, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: What, are you blind? I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.